Totally random thread

[jhawks99]

Funny enough, lobster is also considering bankruptcy after he put all his money in shorting the housing market in 2019 and sooner.

That would put him in the red.

[pdub]

Funny enough, lobster is also considering bankruptcy after he put all his money in shorting the housing market in 2019 and sooner.

That would put him in the red.

Shut the boreds down for the day, it's not getting better than that.

[Shirley]

So Red Lobster is considering bankruptcy.

Apparently reported an $11 million quarterly loss after they tried a $20 all-you-can-eat shrimp promotion

Sorry to hear that, but not surprised. Thankfully, due to already declining sales even back then, Darden, the co. that owns Olive Garden, Longhorn Steakhouse, Capital Grille, Yard House, Eddie V's, Ruth's Chris Steak House, Bahama Breeze, et al restaurant chains, had the foresight to spin off Red Lobster back in 2014. A lawyer I once slept with had much to do with the multi-billion dollar deal.

[KUTradition]

the wife showed me a couple of episodes on instagram last night

rollin’ (and how talented are the creators?)

https://www.thetinychefshow.com/

she also showed me this:

https://www.tiktok.com/@kyleparnell/vid ... 10?lang=en

speechless…

[Overlander]

https://www.tiktok.com/@kyleparnell/vid ... 10?lang=en

speechless…

Exactly how I imagine Randy’s’ voice sounds

[Shirley]

Caitlin Clark makes an in-person appearance on SNL for the Weekend Update. 4/13/2024

[Overlander]

Caitlin Clark makes an in-person appearance on SNL for the Weekend Update. 4/13/2024

It was hilarious too

[japhy]

It's about time Towelie got his due. The "worst character ever" my ass.

https://www.kidrobot.com/collections/42 ... elie-plush

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

Someone gives you $50. You have to spend it the day you are given it. What do you spend it on?

[jhawks99]

How much do hookers and blow cost?

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

How much do hookers and blow cost?

My guess is between $5 and $50000 depending on quality and quantity.

Right now I figure my most appropriate purchases would be the enema I am required to buy/use before my prostate MRI next week and a pizza I will chow down after the MRI.


Fleet 4.5 oz. Enema 00132020140
4.9 out of 5 stars with 33 reviews
33
New at target
$10.24
When purchased online


Salerno's Pizza: 12" Medium Pizza
Crust: Thin Crust, Whole Pizza: Bacon, Garlic, Onion, No extra toppings, No extra toppings
$ 24.50

Subtotal $ 24.50
Tax $ 2.88
Delivery Fee $ 5.00
Service Fee $ 0.97
Grand Total $ 33.35

[jhawks99]

Fleet 4.5 oz. Enema 00132020140
4.9 out of 5 stars with 33 reviews

Who reviews enema products?

Good luck Gutter, hope everything comes out OK.

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

Fleet 4.5 oz. Enema 00132020140
4.9 out of 5 stars with 33 reviews

Who reviews enema products?

Good luck Gutter, hope everything comes out OK.

I'll happily give a review.
Say something like - It was lovely. Sure beat having a fire hose of jizz blown up my ass from a 12 inch long 5 inch wide cock.

Thanks for the well wishes!

[jhawks99]

Seriously, best of luck. Be well.

[KUTradition]

this is my hood, but we didn’t hear any explosion this morning

weird

https://kutv.com/amp/news/local/decades ... er-storage

[Shirley]

Seriously, best of luck. Be well.

^^^

We'll be pulling for you Gutter.

[ousdahl]

Gutter, I’ll give you $50 bucks if you show up to your prostate exam in assless chaps and a gimp mask

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

Thanks Shirley!
Thanks for the offer but I'll take a pass on that. Proud to say I don't own assless chaps and a gimp mask.

[ousdahl]

Well yea, you don’t own them, they own you.

For real tho, good luck gutman, I’m sure it’ll go well.

[Overlander]

Well yea, you don’t own them, they own you.

Now THIS is a classic Ousdahl post.

What ever happened to that guy?