OFFICIAL OUSDAHL FINALLY GOT A TINDER THREAD

[pdub]

Break up with her.

[ousdahl]

Man, I’m exhausted.

Might share more later but for now I’ll just say, it’s kinda crazy how every time the ER nurses do anything for you they scan the patient wristband with that same scanner gun device they use at retail stores.

Made me think of painter’s comment years ago in the tech thread like, “you are not the user, your are the product.”

Maybe that’s too cynical a take.

Either way, that’s some expensive ass staples.

[pdub]

“ it’s kinda crazy how every time the ER nurses do anything for you they scan the patient wristband with that same scanner gun device they use at retail stores.”

It is demeaning.

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

Man, I’m exhausted.

Might share more later but for now I’ll just say, it’s kinda crazy how every time the ER nurses do anything for you they scan the patient wristband with that same scanner gun device they use at retail stores.

Made me think of painter’s comment years ago in the tech thread like, “you are not the user, your are the product.”

Maybe that’s too cynical a take.

Either way, that’s some expensive ass staples.

Speaking of ass staples, maybe if her ass was stapled (shut) before your date she wouldn't have ended up in the hospital?

[pdub]

Oh boy.
Is that an anal joke?

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

Oh boy.
Is that an anal joke?

Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2naTw9y7zsE

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

Ousy's hook up could have been worse.

https://twitter.com/Morbidful/status/17 ... 8625860737

[ousdahl]

And I thought this bumble babe was a freak

[jfish26]

“ it’s kinda crazy how every time the ER nurses do anything for you they scan the patient wristband with that same scanner gun device they use at retail stores.”

It is demeaning.

Seems better than the alternative.

[pdub]

Not being scanned and treated like a product for insanely marked up services instead of a patient?
I prefer the alternative but perhaps it's just me.

[jfish26]

Not being scanned and treated like a product for insanely marked up services instead of a patient?
I prefer the alternative but perhaps it's just me.

I assume that there is significant benefit to me, to know what was done to me, and when, and by whom. Sure beats getting the wrong treatment or medication (or none at all).

[pdub]

Ah, sure, certainly with that angle in mind, yes.
The act and meaning behind it in good faith is very logical.

[jfish26]

Ah, sure, certainly with that angle in mind, yes.
The act and meaning behind it in good faith is very logical.

And believe me I'd rather not get nickeled and dimed for every cup, tube and bandage. But, take it to the Pols bored!

[jhawks99]

Ousy's hook up could have been worse.

https://twitter.com/Morbidful/status/17 ... 8625860737

Is she wearing his underwear over her face?

[jfish26]

Ousy's hook up could have been worse.

https://twitter.com/Morbidful/status/17 ... 8625860737

Is she wearing his underwear over her face?

So, for a time I lived (with a roommate, Rob, from South Dakota) in a condo near the U's West Bank campus. Rob would go home some weekends, where his parents would do his laundry.

One Friday or Saturday night in the winter, Rob and I (Rob fresh back from his parents') decided to go out in Dinkytown, which is close to the U's East Bank campus, and thus required walking across the 10th Avenue Bridge (over the Mississippi).

This being winter in Minneapolis, the wind chill on that bridge tends to be within a few frozen boogers of absolute zero. And so, we bundled up for the walk (starting with a whole hell of a lot of cheap whiskey).

You have already guessed what comes next, of course: We trudge across the bridge, with Rob donning a face mask that has very curiously large eye openings, almost like it was made for a person-sized fly.

"Rob, what the fuck are you wearing," I ask, mid-trek.

Rob responds, "Oh, it's a new facemask my mom gave me with my laundry, do you like it?"

"Rob, I think that's your mom's underwear."

(Cheap whiskey barf flies about 100 feet down into the river below.)

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

Ousy's hook up could have been worse.

https://twitter.com/Morbidful/status/17 ... 8625860737

Is she wearing his underwear over her face?

"his" meaning Ousy's? Or the dude she chopped/cut up?
I'm surprised she's not in a Hannibal Lecter mask.

Or as a tribute to hasbeen, maybe something like this?

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

I want to see Ousy hook up with Plum.

https://twitter.com/Outkick/status/1790707460623278339

[DeletedUser]

I want to see Ousy hook up with Plum.

https://twitter.com/Outkick/status/1790707460623278339

I might have to start watching more WNBA!

[ousdahl]

Wouldn’t not swipe

[DeletedUser]

I'm not sure you're in much of a position to be choosey about WNBA players or any woman with her shit together.