OFFICIAL OUSDAHL FINALLY GOT A TINDER THREAD

[ousdahl]

Dangit illy.

You had a serviceable streak in which not every single thing you said to me was a putdown. Simpler times.

Besides, not sure that chick has her shit together. Did you even see what she’s wearing? She can’t even fully dress herself!

[ousdahl]

Welp.

This thread just got even more hilariouser….





















…she wants me to give her a kid.

[TDub]

so hilarious

[pdub]

Break up with her.

[ousdahl]

Right?

Might just do the soft breakup, and kinda drag my feet til she brings it up first, which seems imminent anyway, cuz the whole baby thing also came with the caveat of, “but before we have kids can you first fix like everything that’s wrong with you?”

[jhawks99]

She's obviously nuts. Run away.

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

99 Hit the nail on the head.
Speaking of heads. Remember, this is a woman who recently fell and hit her head. Seems she hasn't recovered.

Gutter's 5 questions for ousy....

1. Does she realize you're not Mark Davis?

2. If you get to pick the name for the kid after you see it, and regardless if it is a boy or a girl, you have
to decide between the names Tyrone, Jose, Mohammed, Wei, Nushi, and Gutter, which do you think will/would choose?

3. When you have sex with her (to impregnate her), you can only use one position. Which one of the following do you chose?

a.


b.


c.


d.


e.



4. If you had to compare her looks to a current well known person, who would you say she looks similar to?

5. Two parter..... If you were to impregnate her, what would you put the odds at - that the two of you would still be together after 9 months, AND do you think she would be a good mother to YOUR child?

[ousdahl]

1. yea, go figure, she's always bugging me to get a haircut like Davis
2. Gutter..




3. c.
4. not even joking when I say she actually kinda looks like the chick from 3...but with bigger cans.
5. let's get the wagers going in the sports gambling thread!

[pdub]

5. +1200

[DeletedUser]

so hilarious

Seems very real.

[Back2Lawrence]

3. c.

She seems bored and distant in this pic. Is that what drew you to this particular position?

[Shirley]

ousdahl, any interest in baking? Willing to travel?

If so, I think I may have found your soul mate:

I'm 22 with no life path, no hopes, and no discernible skills... so let's learn some

[Back2Lawrence]

No link to her onlyfans?

[Shirley]

No link to her onlyfans?

Excellent point.

[DeletedUser]

ousdahl, any interest in baking? Willing to travel?

If so, I think I may have found your soul mate:

I'm 22 with no life path, no hopes, and no discernible skills... so let's learn some

LOL

[Shirley]

ousdahl, any interest in baking? Willing to travel?

If so, I think I may have found your soul mate:

I'm 22 with no life path, no hopes, and no discernible skills... so let's learn some

LOL

Large of you to post from the 3rd tee.

[DeletedUser]

ousdahl, any interest in baking? Willing to travel?

If so, I think I may have found your soul mate:

I'm 22 with no life path, no hopes, and no discernible skills... so let's learn some

LOL

Large of you to post from the 3rd tee.

Putting green/sitting in the cart under the shade tree by the putting green having a strong drink and puff of a bowl.

12:12 tee time on a beautiful Wednesday here in central IL.

[Shirley]

Illy livin' the life!

[ousdahl]

sooo


what are the odds that my soul mate actually ends up being a legit Rocky Mountain cowgirl, grew up ranching, trains horses and sled dogs; holds multiple engineering degrees and brilliant enough for structural smack talk so strong even Japhy would be impressed; one of the most fastest-learning and most naturally talented fly rod casters with whom I've ever had the pleasure to fish; and - wait for it! -


...otherwise somehow a hardcore libertarian, climate change skeptic, possible full-on magahead?

[pdub]

What happened to that girl that you were having sex with in a car or something and didn't want to be in a standard relationship but wanted kids or something or rather?

Is this the same girl?