Gutter's 5 Questions for a Saturday in Mid June.

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

1. Name one thing enjoyable (to you) that you plan to do this weekend.

2. Name someone you consider to be one of your top 10 favorite Actors/Actresses or Musicians.

3. So.... Tomorrow is Father's Day and it got me to thinking.
I don't know the exact number of women I had sexual intercourse with and certainly not the number of times but if I had to guess I might throw out the numbers 30 and 5000. I am probably off by a few on the 1st number and a lot more than a few on the 2nd number.
Anyways, let's say it's 30. If I were to reach out to all 30 tomorrow, and got in touch with all of them, and I said I was thinking about you today because you very easily could have enabled me to be a Father if you/I/we didn't use birth control (including my "pulling out").....
Do you feel the majority would......
a. Laugh
b. Hang up within 2 seconds without saying a word.
c. Tell me I am crazy.
d. Tell me nice to hear from you and let's get together and fuck.
e. pretend they didn't hear me say it and continue on to another subject
Bonus.....
How many would tell me surprise - you are a father?


4. You have to watch one of the following movies in its entirety anytime/s between the hours of 11:00pm this evening and 4:00am tomorrow morning. You can watch it alone or with others. Which do you chose
a.Tootsie
b. Barbie
c. Bambi
d. Up
e. Mermaids
f. Frozen
g. Ratatouille
h. Waterworld
i. Beethoven (the dog movie)


5. If you never knew or truly hated your father, I am sorry!
Name one thing you like/d about your father.

[DeletedUser]

1. Golf with my 2 kids and Dad on Father's Day at the 9 hole course right next to our neighborhood. My wife and mom ride in the carts and watch.

2. Kevin Costner

3. C / bonus: 0

4. Beethoven (Ratatouille a close 2nd)

5. He's 73 and still golfs/parties/enjoys life.

[pdub]

1. I'm solo today but with no car and have to work. That said i'll definitely be either playing Diablo IV tonight or a board game by myself ( or both ! ). Seems sad but it's going to absolutely rule.

2. Underrated Gary Oldman

3. c but maybe with more angry language and then b * 10

4. Serendipitous question somewhat. 11 PM? I might crash if it's any movie close to 2 hours - so let's go Bambi.

5. He is steadfast with his very principled convictions.

[KUTradition]

1 - go for a hike

2 - Willie Nelson

3 - a (bonus: 3 )

4 - Up

5 - work ethic

[pdub]

Regarding 3, once I made a very drunken mistake and hooked up with a coworker ( when I was assistant manager at a gas stations so you can imagine the mistake ) when she dropped by our house party at 1 AM when I was good and blackout. Very very awkward for a couple weeks and then, for whatever reason, she told me she was pregnant.

Terror.
Until ten minutes after telling me she told me it was just a joke.
What a hilarious joke.

[ousdahl]

1. Fish!
2. Phish!
3. d. (do it gutter!)
4. h.
5. I’ll admit, sometimes I think it’s almost endearing that my father takes so much pride in the state of Michigan

[ousdahl]

Regarding 3, once I made a very drunken mistake and hooked up with a coworker ( when I was assistant manager at a gas stations so you can imagine the mistake ) when she dropped by our house party at 1 AM when I was good and blackout. Very very awkward for a couple weeks and then, for whatever reason, she told me she was pregnant.

Terror.
Until ten minutes after telling me she told me it was just a joke.
What a hilarious joke.

RIP the workplace hookups thread

[ousdahl]

1. Golf with my 2 kids and Dad on Father's Day at the 9 hole course right next to our neighborhood. My wife and mom ride in the carts and watch.

2. Kevin Costner

3. C / bonus: 0

4. Beethoven (Ratatouille a close 2nd)

5. He's 73 and still golfs/parties/enjoys life.

Wouldn’t not party with your dad.

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

My answers....

1. NOT enjoyable - Having to run to my Mother's now and help her with her cell phone.
Enjoyable - Go for a bike ride after.

2. Margot Robbie.

3. I don't know how to get in touch with ALL of them but collectively these would be my number estimates.
a. Laugh. (6)
b. Hang up within 2 seconds without saying a word. (6)
c. Tell me I am crazy. (6)
d. Tell me nice to hear from you and let's get together and fuck. (3)
e. pretend they didn't hear me say it and continue on to another subject. (9)

4. I don't know how I wouldn't fall asleep but I will go with a.

5. His genuine kindness

[jhawks99]

1. Mrs. 99 works all weekend. I make sneak outta the house early tomorrow for a road trip to the north shore.
2. Mel Blanc
3. C
4. G
5. The amount of sacrifice he did for his family.

[zsn]

1. Not actually enjoyable, but business travel to Shanghai area

2. Peter Sellers

3. B

4. Maybe d

5. My dad is one of the most disciplined and focused people I’ve known. His punctuality is legendary

[Sparko]

1. Got a massage
2. Greg Herbert
3. B. 0
4. B. But really none of these
5. His generosity helping others

And PDub, you may have failed a test

[pdub]

If the test was not hooking up in my early 20's with a woman I did not have even one iota of interest in sober but did after 6 hours of drinking, then yes, I failed it miserably.

[Sparko]

The second test was how you reacted to being dad with her baby. That child is now looking for his pa, robbing banks in the southwest.