OFFICIAL DEBATE DRINKING THREAD

[ousdahl]

Big night!

[ousdahl]

By the numbers:

https://www.instagram.com/p/C8uHhJ1Oq-N ... EydXNpNg==

[ousdahl]

Anyone got any rules?

If one candidate interrupts the other, drink.

If a candidate blurts out some kooky old man gibberish, drink.

If both candidates agree (on something like border security or wiping the Middle East off the map), finish your beverage.

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

By the numbers:

https://www.instagram.com/p/C8uHhJ1Oq-N ... EydXNpNg==

My response to the numbers they came up with....
87% - Of those who will be watching that if their guy took a shit on stage, said he is going to go to war with Russia and China in 2025, and then fell asleep standing up, would still support their guy and vote for him in November.
135,000,000 - Number of Americans who will complain about who our President is on February 1st 2025 and will not have voted for the other candidate.
73 - Number of Americans who will consider changing their vote because of tonight's debate.
10 - Number of times Trump will call Joe - Crooked or Sleepy. In the first half hour.
673 - The exact number of total hours Joe Biden has spent this year not knowing what planet he is on and that Trump has spent with his (Trump's) wife since their marriage.
4 to 1 - Odds one of the two will not be on the ballot on November 5th 2024.
2020 - The first time we realized we should never have to choose between Trump and Biden again - and yet here we are today.
$7,000 to $30,000 - The average amount of money Americans will have spent in tax dollars to investigate both guys for felonies in the past 2 years and the next 2 years.

[jhawks99]

Anyone got any rules?

If one candidate interrupts the other, drink.

If a candidate blurts out some kooky old man gibberish, drink.

If both candidates agree (on something like border security or wiping the Middle East off the map), finish your beverage.

Mics will be off unless it's their turn.

We need some rules, I gotta work tomorrow. Can't be too gushered.

[KUTradition]

don’t feed the troll

[jhawks99]

He's not trolling here and this sounds like fun.

[ousdahl]

Thanks, 99.

I don’t mean to troll, though I can also realize why you guys find me trolly in the war threat, at least. And I promise I’m working on at least being less annoying in the way I come across in war thread discussions.

Other than that, I try not to start much controversy, and just go for some goofs in pretty much every other thread.

Like 99 said, fun!

I mean, come on, just cuz we bicker in the war thread doesn’t mean we gotta make the entire bored miserable.

Now, when does this debate start?! Trying to time when to pour the first Seltzer.
Lime juice.
Splash of grapefruit juice.
Espolon reposado and ice.

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

He's not trolling here and this sounds like fun.

I never took you for being someone who is in to masochism.

[ousdahl]

9pm ET is past a lot of bedtimes

How many drinks do we take if one of these geezers nods off?

[ousdahl]

Here we go…bumble babe just sent me a list of rules!

https://www.instagram.com/p/C8vRBddyVSK ... hjZ3h0dXI2

[jhawks99]

He's not trolling here and this sounds like fun.

I never took you for being someone who is in to masochism.

Hopefully, the drinking game helps

[Shirley]

Jesus, slow down, Joe.

[ousdahl]

Trump leads off with “the greatest”

Drink!

[jhawks99]

Ok, I made it to the 1st question, I'm out

[ousdahl]

Biden: “I dunno anybody else who thinks we’re the greatest economy in the world”

Wut?

[DeletedUser]

Ok, I made it to the 1st question, I'm out

[DeletedUser]

Biden: “I dunno anybody else who thinks we’re the greatest economy in the world”

Wut?

Hot start for Biden.

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

Ok, I made it to the 1st question, I'm out

LULZ!

[ousdahl]

Trump says Biden’s putting out of Afghanistan “The most embarrassing day in the history of our country’s life”