Gutter's 5 questions for a Phunky Phriday

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

1. Happy Friday! Here is something new. You get to pick a question to answer for #1. Pick ONE and answer it. **** you can NOT use the next line/lyrics in the song.
a. Who let the dogs out? ________________
b. What’s the frequency Kenneth? ___________
c. What's going on? _________________
d. Where have all the flowers gone? __________
e. What have you done for me lately? ____________
f. How deep is your love? ___________
g. War – what is it good for? ___________
h. What’s love got to do with it? _______________

2. On a scale of 1-100 (1 being a complete idiot and 100 being an absolute genius) how smart do you THINK you are?

3. You have to take care of your friend's pet Monkey for 24 hours. It's a great monkey and very well behaved. You have to choose one of the following things to do with the monkey - if you were allowed to do it - and the monkey would be cool with it. Which would you chose?
a. Take it with you to a beach to hang out on the sand and in the shallow water for 45 minutes.
b. Take it to a park and put it on a swing and push it gently for 10 minutes and sit on a park bench with it for 15 minutes.
c. Take it with you to a fast food restaurant and sit inside and eat with it for 20 minutes.
d. Take it with you to go shopping at a department store for 30 minutes.
e. Take it with you to a Little League Baseball game and watch the game for 45 minutes.
f. Take it with you for a bike ride for 30 minutes and it would be sitting in a wagon attached to the back of the bike.
g. Take it with you to an amusement park for 30 minutes and ride with it on a merry go round or ferris wheel AND on a roller coaster or log ride.

4. Last night I was sitting on my rooftop on a perfect weather evening. I put on head phones and listened to Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young. On a scale of 1 to 100 (1 being the worst and 100 being the best) rate CSN&Y as a "band".

5. Chose your favorite word of the following.
a. Balloon
b. Psychedelic
c. Word
d. Itchy
e. Tooth
f. October
g. Chunk
h. Plum
i. Vomit
j. Jinx

[jhawks99]

1) D Some wook picked them all.
2) 75
3) Nope
4) 85
5) Plum

[DeletedUser]

1. A) Hopefully my wife because I'm heading to the golf course.

2. 72

3. I'd take him golfing (or to the beach since golf wasn't an option and some of the other options seem like they'd be scary for a monkey).

4. I don't know who that is.

5. Chunk. Hopefully I avoid to many chunks on the course today.

[jhawks99]

4. I don't know who that is.

Seriously?

[DeletedUser]

4. I don't know who that is.

Seriously?

Obviously, I've heard the name....but I don't have any clue what songs they sing.

[jhawks99]

4. I don't know who that is.

Seriously?

Obviously, I've heard the name....but I don't have any clue what songs they sing.

This seems topical
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UICcui02BtM

[pdub]

1. c - the collapse of our country
2. If Illy is a 72 then I gotta be a 90+
3. Break up with it
4. 80 - objectively there is a lot of talent in that band but as I can appreciate the talent in that band but it's just not for me so, 55 - subjectively
5. October

[TDub]

1. F: My love is deeper than the holler
Stronger than the river
Higher than the pine trees growin' tall upon the hill
My love is purer than the snowflakes
That fall in late December
And honest as a Robin on a springtime window sill
And longer than the song of a whippoorwill

2. 75
3. take it too the jungle and release it
4. 68
5. Psychedelic

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

1. A. YOUR MAMA!
2. I'm not sure what I am basing it on. Without giving it thought 61.
3. I like all of the options but I'll go with g. Amusement Park.
4. Last night - 90. Typically - 76.
5. Chunk (rhymes with JUNK!)

[Back2Lawrence]

1. F. As far in as I can get it. Sorry you don’t feel it and needed to ask that question.

2. I’d like Psych answers first so I can answer slightly lower as if to not start a fight, as he has a need to be the smartest person in the room. More serious answer: higher than most here might guess.

3. E. There would be kids there and the monkey would no doubt bring them joy. And that would be fun to watch.

4. Not a huge fan of them, but a couple
Songs. One of their contemporaries, though, CCR is the best, especially while flying in helicopters playing Vietnam War based shoot em up games.

5. Plum.

[ousdahl]

Gutman, is the spelling of this thread a reference to Phish tour starting tonight?

[ousdahl]

1. F. 9 and a half inches
2. In the tweens
3. B. Seems like a good way to pick up chicks in the park, assuming the monkey’s name is 85
4. Mid 80s
5. B, again, in honor of Phish tour

[DrPepper]

1. War – what is it good for? Absolutely Nothin'
2. There is no point to this as there are all kinds of smarts. I am always going to be reliant on others. I was good in school and can spot details and differences, but I do not have the ingenuity of my father nor the empathy of my mother. I am wiser than I was yesterday, and I am satisfied with that.
3. Of these choices, I am going to the beach because I think the beach offers me the most variety of things to observe the monkey doing and exploring. I have never hung out with a pet monkey before, so I would love to see it experiencing a variety of things (swimming, playing, interacting with people, snacking, etc.).
4. I have no idea. I am glad you enjoyed the time
5. plum

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

Gutman, is the spelling of this thread a reference to Phish tour starting tonight?

Yes. No. Maybe.

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

1. War – what is it good for? Absolutely Nothin'
2. There is no point to this as there are all kinds of smarts. I am always going to be reliant on others. I was good in school and can spot details and differences, but I do not have the ingenuity of my father nor the empathy of my mother. I am wiser than I was yesterday, and I am satisfied with that.
3. Of these choices, I am going to the beach because I think the beach offers me the most variety of things to observe the monkey doing and exploring. I have never hung out with a pet monkey before, so I would love to see it experiencing a variety of things (swimming, playing, interacting with people, snacking, etc.).
4. I have no idea. I am glad you enjoyed the time
5. plum

My answer to #2 was similar to the first sentence of your #2.
The funny thing is.... I was coming on here to say I provided the same set of 5 questions to several co-workers yesterday. While being a wonderful person, the person who I would have given the lowest number to - answered with the highest number.