Gutter's 5 +1 Bonus Questions For A TGI (and possible/probable GFY) Friday

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

1. Will you watch (live or rebroadcast) more than 5 minutes of the Olympics opening ceremony ?


2. Yesterday walking to work something out of the ordinary happened. I saw 3 different people wearing t-shirts representing NFL teams on the same block (Erie between McClurg and Fairbanks). What were the 3 teams?
a. Bears, Jets, Lions
b. Chiefs, Eagles, Packers
c. Bears, Packers, Cowboys
d. OAKLAND Raiders, Steelers, Patriots
e. Chiefs, 49ers, Buccaneers
f. Saints, Vikings, Houston Oilers
g. Dolphins, 49ers, Lions


3. You get to pick your significant other's first name. It can NOT be your significant other's current first name. If you don't have a significant other, then your most recent past significant other or an imaginary significant other's first name. What name do you choose?


4. On my walk to work I often see a guy in a wheelchair on the south east corner of Michigan Ave and Chicago Ave. He's missing a half of one of his legs. Yes, the bottom half.
He's usually listening to music and singing along. Happy, smiling, in a good mood. Friendly guy. He either says hello or good morning to most people who walk near/by him. I have never seen/heard him ASK for any money but he he does hold a cup for "donations".
a. What would you guess is the percentage of people who respond verbally with a hello, or good morning, or anything else, (even a fuck you) back to him?
b. What would you guess is the percentage of people who give him money?


5. Have you ever had food from any of the following restaurants delivered to your home or office/work and if so, which one/s?

* McDonald's (It's not MAC Donalds {or Mickey Ds} - even if that's what you choose to call it)
* Burger King (It's not Burger KAAAAANNNNNNG {or B.K.} - even if that's what you choose to call it)
* Popeyes (It's not Popeye's - no apostrophe)
* Wendy's (It's not Windy's - even if that's what you choose to call it)
* Chick-fil-A (It's not Chick Filet - why the F is the f in fil not a capital F?)
* In-N-Out Burger (It's not In AND Out {and the correct name has Burger in it} - unless that's what you choose to call it)
* Taco Bell (It is Taco Bell unless you choose to call it Taco Hell, The Bell, Taco-Tia, El Taco, Toxic Hell, Tinker Bell, Taco Explosive Diarrhea)

**** Bonus Question - Have you ever shit in your pants or puked within 20 minutes after (or while) eating from any of the places mentioned above?

[pdub]

1. Nah
2. I’m thinking it was memorable bc it wasn’t Bears and NFC North so d
3. Gutter
4. 5%. 1%.
5. No

1.1 instances.
1. The first time I smoked a cigarette I had eaten a Whopper previous ( not exactly sure if it was 20 minutes but pretty close ) and I threw it up.
1.1. The last time I ate McDonalds was on the bus back from Boston. It was late and I was hungry and I got chicken nuggets and fries and the rest of the bus ride had to fight not puking. That was several years ago.

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

1. Probably. Maybe 10 minutes. I'll see if I become enamored.
2. I am refraining from answering now because I know the correct answer and don't want to spoil it for others.
3. Bitch - Ok, that's not cool. I'll go with....... Bertha
4. a. 8% but and additional 8% will give him a smile or a head nod if they don't respond verbally.
b. .5% but 2.5% would give him something if he asked.
5. No
Bonus. Shit myself? I don't recall. Possibly when I was a small child. Puke? Yes, more than once, but alcohol (and drugs?) probably played a significant roll.

[DeletedUser]

1. Yes

2. I'll guess E

3. Bernadette

4. I'd guess more people are willing to give him money than to talk to him.

5. No. I don't pay for delivery from places like that.

Bonus: not that I remember

[KUTradition]

1 - maybe

2 - d

3 - i’ve always liked the name Laura

4 - 30%, 15%

5 - nope

[Back2Lawrence]

Not cool trad. Not cool! (#3).

[shindig]

1. No
2. a
3. Natalie, if I could add her last name, it would be Portman
4. 40%, 10%
5. None of those

[Back2Lawrence]

1. Prolly on YouTube or something. Especially if something fantastically awful happens.

2. Eskimos, Redskins, Orangemen. Don’t worry, Chiefs is a tribute.

3. Larry B. Ugly Cousin to Cardi.
WAP not guaranteed.

4. 15%. 2%. IRS wants its cut, to help offset cuts to the wealthy.

5. No.

**bonus. Yes. Prom night.

[TDub]

1. not a chance
2. e
3. I don't care at all what the name is, that part doesn't matter.
4. 9%, 9.8%
5. no

bonus, I've puked.

[jhawks99]

1) Yes
2) D
3) Grace
4) 75% say hi, 20% donate
5) No and no. Chinese food sometimes is in a rush to get out.

[DrPepper]

1. Yes
2. c bears, packers cowboys
3. it would not matter. In choosing my kid's name, I like names that are not confused easily. I also like names without nicknames. Anything that fits that criteria would work.
4. 0.3%, 0.2% That seems like a busy corner.
5. No-n-No

[pdub]

Gutter what was the answer to the hats deal?

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

Gutter what was the answer to the hats deal?

Shirts. Are people done guessing? I'll tell you anyway/s. Correct answer is e.

[pdub]

Bummer.
That was gonna be my second guess but I figured you were trying to throw us off with a Chiefs shirt.

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

Bummer.
That was gonna be my second guess but I figured you were trying to throw us off with a Chiefs shirt.

I was trying to throw you off with the Packers and Bears

[KUTradition]

the all caps OAKLAND threw me off

[pdub]

Yea. He got me with that.