Gutter's 5 Quick Questions for National Avocado and Mutt Day.

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

Some fantastic answers yesterday and I am very happy it helped open up hiking dialogue. I don't expect much to come of today's questions - in regards to dialogue but hey, let's see.

1. Do you like guacamole? If so, approximately how many days a year do you eat it?

2. What color/s shirt or dress are you wearing right now? If you are not wearing a shirt or dress right now, what color/s shirt or dress do you plan to wear?

3. BREAK UP WITH HER/HIM!
Have you had more than 2 serious relationships that you NOW wish had lasted longer?

4. Two parter.
a. Name a poster/member of this site who you believe is one of the 5 smartest.
b. Name a poster/member of this site who you believe is one of the 5 dumbest.

5. You can invent your own mutt to own. Which two dog breeds do you choose to combine at least 70%/30% (if not 50/50) to create YOUR mutt?

[pdub]

1. Yes. 20.
2. White
3. Probably not that I wish lasted longer, no - bc that would have impacted where I am now - but I do wish a few of my non serious relationships had lasted maybe one or two more dates though
4. BanWiscyNow. PhD.

[Back2Lawrence]

1. Yes. Not too often, but whenever I make fajitas, sometimes with tacos/taco salad, and really infrequently by itself with chips. I have several different recipes. My standard ‘gringo’ one, which has too many ingredients and was mocked by my married into Mexican family. Favorite recipe from my FIL is with roasted hatch chiles, salt, garlic, and lime.

2. No shirt, being lazy before appointment this AM. Prolly blue.


3. No. I do have one girl who I’ve known for 30+ years that we’ve both told each other we don’t know why we never got into a serious romantic relationship though.

4. I think many of us fit both sides of that question nicely. For pure intelligence? Who knows. I know posters who I think say the dumbest shit, but that’s not the same as being dumb/smart, and impossible to judge in a forum like this (for the most part).

5. Oh, that says mutt, not slut. I’d want t something calmish and far away from being a poodle.

[pdub]

For me, intelligence is different than wisdom and I generally link smart with intelligence.
Intelligence is book smarts, academia - and the ability to apply those facts efficiently.
Wisdom is more 'spiritual' - good judgement, patient thinking.

If answering seriously, I might put Shirley as the smartest ( most intelligent ) and japhy as the wisest.

DC would loose his shit with my answer.

There is one poster who likes Scott Drew a lot who first comes to mind as the opposite of intelligence AND wisdom.

[jhawks99]

1) yes, but not very many. 3 or 4?
2) Red, I never wear red but it's my last clean t-shirt
3) No
4) a. fish seems pretty dang smart, others as well.
b. Nope
5) I dunno, Great Dane and Chihuahua

[TDub]

1. never, don't like it
2. black, poor choice for the sun but I'm my work shirts are running low laundry day
3. nope
4. hard to tell with the limited interactions we are part of here. I could go to a number of people. I'll go with Japhy.

and Ousdahl

5. Golden retriever and black n tan coon hound

[twocoach]

1. I like freshly made guac. I don't really eat it regularly though. It's been a few years. If someone here has a good homemade guac recipe, I'd love to have it.

2. Green shirt

3. I wish the vast majority of my serious relationships would have lasted longer. There have only been one or two that I was happy to get out of.

4. I'll take the non-confrontational route and say that we're all some shade of smart & dumb. Just depends on the day, I suppose.

5. A Rottweiler and a Golden Retriever. Why, I don't know, seems like a unique mix of things I like about dogs.

[twocoach]

1) yes, but not very many. 3 or 4?
2) Red, I never wear red but it's my last clean t-shirt
3) No
4) a. fish seems pretty dang smart, others as well.
b. Nope
5) I dunno, Great Dane and Chihuahua

Thinking about your answer to #5 reminds me of this photo.

https://www.today.com/news/paris-olympi ... rcna164311

Those two getting together would be similar to a Great Dane/Chihuahua coupling.

[ousdahl]

1. Yea. But I only eat it like single digit times of year. It’s pretty much the only thing in which I like cilantro, and also find the onions are often overdone.
2. Wait…was I supposed to wear a shirt today?
3. Yeaaa. *sighs longingly* but, sadly, I already broke up with him.
4.
a. blackmild
b. ousdahl
5. Duh, this one’s easy: a bulldog and a shih tzu

[pdub]

My pup was a German Shepherd and Dachshund mix.
German Shepherd upper body, German Shepherd face, German Shepherd bark -- tiny legs.

[DrPepper]

1. 12
2. Indigo blue with gray stripes button up shirt
3. no
4. a. Ousdahl comes to mind among many smarties
4. b. I am not answering that as there are all kinds of smarts
5. schnauzer and poodle. Both parents are super smart. Both parents are non-shedding. Both parents look like dogs, come in all sizes (minis to giants- so you can get the size you want), and can breathe and have sex on their own (not Frankenstein dogs like pugs and French bulldogs). The schnauzer half is loyal, affectionate, and a good watchdog. This cross is popular as therapy dogs and is called a schnoodle.

[ousdahl]

“The only true wisdom is knowing you know nothing.”

- SoQrates

[DrPepper]

If answering seriously, I might put Shirley as the smartest ( most intelligent ) and japhy as the wisest.

DC would loose his shit with my answer.

There is one poster who likes Scott Drew a lot who first comes to mind as the opposite of intelligence AND wisdom.

solid answer

[DeletedUser]

1. Yes. 35 days a year.

2. I am wearing a faded crimson (KU basketball) shirt.

3. No.

4. A) I'll go with Shirley fish pdub trad tdub as my top 5 smartest.. B) me as 1 of the 5 dumbest....but I bet I'm the best golfer

5. English Setter and Irish Setter.