Gutter's 5 Questions for National Agent Orange Awareness, Bowling, and S'Mores, Day 8/10/24

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

1. Butter Bells? Batter Balls? or Bladder Bills? That's not the question I want answered.
Answer ONE of the following.
a. When was the last time you drank orange juice?
b. When was the last time you went bowling?
c. When was the last time you ate a S'More?

2. Back to back days I had co-workers who I was in very close proximity to - go/come down with a positive Covid test.
What percentage chance do you think it will be that I test positive for Covid in the next 5 days?

3. If you don't know exactly, approximate how many 1 dollar bills YOU (only YOU - NOT including other people in your home) have in your possession (meaning with you if you are not at home - or in your home if you are at home) right now.

4. You just met someone at a baseball game that is the same exact age as you. You go to the Mens/Womens Room at the game and you come back and must tell the person that you did one of the following. Which do you choose?
a. I made a poopy.
b. I took a stanky feces.
c. I dropped the Cosby kids off at the pool.
d. I blew up the Mens/Womens Room.
e. I built a dookie castle.
f. I put some meatballs in the pot.
g. I laid some cable.
h. I freed the hostages.
i. I blasted a butt burrito.
j. I painted the porcelain brown.

5. Which is/are your favorite song lyrics of the following choices.
a. Hey, don't you wanna go down, like some junkie cosmonaut.
b. I told Althea that treachery was tearing me limb from limb. Althea told me better cool down boy, settle back, easy Jim.
c. I'm a fleabit peanut monkey, All my friends are junkies, That's not really true.
d. So, so you think you can tell, heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain.
e. Forget the hearse 'cause I never die, I got nine lives, cat's eyes.
f. Stay with me, my love, I hope you'll always be, right here by my side if ever I need you.
g. 'Twas in the darkest depths of Mordor, I met a girl so fair, but Gollum, and the evil one, crept up and slipped away with her.

[DeletedUser]

1. A few months ago. My kids love bowling.

2. 0% if you don't take a test.

3. 7

Idk about those other 2 questions. I'll just stick with the first 3 today.

[pdub]

1. a. OJ A couple weeks ago.
b. Bowling 6-7 years ago
c. Smore - last Saturday

2. 3 percent

3. So in my wallet? I’d say 4.*

4. h - and hope they don’t get what it means

5. d - Wish You Were Here

* close. Checked wallet. 5.

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

1. OJ about 10 days ago.
2. If I don't test myself - 0. If I do, 8.192363%
3. 49 (I don't know exactly - it's a guess)
4. Tough call. I might go with c, f, and h all.
5. Favorite lyrics don't equate to favorite song. C.

[Shirley]

1. OJ couple of weeks ago.
2. 12%
3. Probably 40. (I'm not a hoarder, you are!)
4. Whoever said you are obsessed with feces and bowel movements, (Overlander?), wasn't wrong.
5. c

[TDub]

1. A few months ago. My kids love bowling.

2. 0% if you don't take a test.

3. 7

Idk about those other 2 questions. I'll just stick with the first 3 today.

you failed another gutter test....


Edit. Nevermind. I did

[TDub]

1. OJ maybe 9 days ago
Bowling 18ish months
S'more 16 years

2. 7.4%

3. 12

4. nope

5. D. but I donr like Pink Floyd

[Back2Lawrence]

1. a. Six months ago maybe? It’s a commodity that I always find grossly overpriced. I do find it delicious, though.
b. Sometime before Covid
c. Last fall

2. 84.23%. 86.44% if you open your window. 92.33%if a bird shits on window ledge.

3. I rarely have more than $5 cash in my possession. Might as well just mark me with the number of the beast and call it a day.

4. C. But I wouldn’t use a name, Cosby or otherwise. Just kids. I mean if I drink too much purple drink and my stools are green, do I say I dropped the Kool-Aid man off at the pool?

5. I only listen to instrumentals. Emphasis on mental.

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

1. OJ couple of weeks ago.
2. 12%
3. Probably 40. (I'm not a hoarder, you are!)
4. Whoever said you are obsessed with feces and bowel movements, (Overlander?), wasn't wrong.
5. c

4. Not obsessed.
Truth be told, often when I come up with the questions and type them out, I am either about to take a dump, taking a dump, or just finished taking a dump - so it's on my mind.

[DeletedUser]

1. A few months ago. My kids love bowling.

2. 0% if you don't take a test.

3. 7

Idk about those other 2 questions. I'll just stick with the first 3 today.

you failed another gutter test....


Edit. Nevermind. I did

These tests are hard!

[pdub]

I failed too.