Gutter's 1 (actually 3) Sarcastic and 4+ Legitimate 5+ Questions for National Middle Child Monday 8/12/24

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

1. 2 parter. Define middle child.
a. If you have more than 3 siblings is/are there more than one middle child?
b. Are you a middle child?

2. 3 parter. At least 4 people shot in/at a "club" (Deja Vu Showgirls - where the sign says "100s of beautiful girls and 3 ugly ones") early this morning in Chicago.
The woman in the photo MAY be a Chicago Police Sergeant (or above rank).
a. Is that her real hair that she grew out of her head? yes or no?
b. Is that her real hair color? yes or no?
c. If she gets in to a shootout, and her hair flies in her face, and she's blinded and shoots a fellow cop or innocent bystander, would it be funny or not funny?





3. Do you own and wear shoes/slippers/boots/sandals that are a full size or more different?
Meaning, do you own and wear a pair of size 12 and a pair of size 13, or a pair of size 11 and size 12.5, or a pair of size 10 and size 11, etc.,


4. You have to have dinner and a conversation (1500 words or more spoken) with one of the following people who have posted on here. Who do you choose?
a. randylahey
b. Illy/Deleted
c. Psych/JK
d. Lobster
e. Cascadia
f. Gusher
g. MICHHAWK


5. You have to eat a half a pint (8 ounces) of either chocolate, vanilla, mint chocolate chip, or vanilla chocolate chip, ice cream from one of the following brands. Which do you choose?
a. Breyers
b. Baskin-Robbins
c. Ben & Jerry's
d. Häagen-Dazs
e. Blue Bell
f. Edy's/Dreyer's
g. Tillamook
h. Whole Foods' 365


* In regards to #2.....

4 shot, 750 S Clinton
Deja Vu Strip Club

M/35 - L leg

M/34 - R hip (Graze)

M/27 - scrotum, both legs (Critical)

M/32 - L thigh

#MassShooting
#Chicago #ChicagoScanner

the crime scene is inside the club and consists of 2 live rounds and 5 shell casings on the 2nd floor, a weapon was also recovered.

a caller said there were several ppl inside the club w/ guns and security was being paid to let them inside.

[DeletedUser]

1. If there are 3 (or 5 or 7 or 9 or 11 etc) siblings there is a middle child. If there are 4 then there are middle children. No I am not a middle child. My wife is though.

2. No. No. Not funny.

3. All of my shoes are the same size (#).

4. I feel a little disrespected there. I'll choose Mich. And we will have the convo/dinner at a local mall asking strangers questions together.

5. Ben & Jerry's.

[pdub]

1. Sure. Yes.
2. Break up with her
3. Yes. I have a pair of running shoes that ran big and I like a snug running shoe so I have a half size down. I have a pair of boots that ran small and I like a loser boot for winter socks so I have a half size up.
4. This one is kinda easy for me. Illy.
5. Häagen-Dazs Vanilla

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

1a. yes. Anything more than 2 between the first and last is middle. I make the rules.
1b. I don't consider myself to be but in my birth family I might be.

2. No, no, I am 99% not funny but I suppose it depends on who she shoots and how injured they are.

3. Yes

4. I don't know. I guess I will go with Illy but he will talk about his golf game for 90% of the conversation.

5. Häagen-Dazs

[TDub]

1. yea, no
2. no,no,no
3. yes
4. Illy, not even close
5. Tillamook