Gutter's 5 questions for a National Labor Day 9/2/24

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Gutter's 5 questions for a National Labor Day 9/2/24

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1. Labor Day falls in the 9th month of the year. Typically, a human mother is pregnant for 9 months before giving birth. Thus, if a woman gets pregnant on New Year/s Day, they go in to LABOR and give birth on or around LABOR Day. Without looking it up, if a monkey or goat got pregnant on New Year/s Day, around/near/on what holiday would a monkey or goat go in to labor and give birth on?

2. You have to pick two college football teams that you think will play for the national championship this season. You can NOT choose Georgia nor Kansas. What two teams do you think will (or at least have a great chance) play for the championship?


3. Based on looks alone, you must choose one of the following to be your primary care doctor for the next 5 years and you must go to them at least once a year for a check up/physical. Who do you choose?

a.
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b.
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c.
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d.
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e.
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f.
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g.
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4. This morning there was a small fire in a trash can near where I live. Two fire trucks, a police car, and an ambulance showed up. The fire was out by the time they showed up. It was around 6:00am.
I figure 75% of the people in the neighborhood were still asleep. As the fire trucks pulled away, one of the trucks decided to blast the siren and blast the horn. Assuming they only did it so they wouldn't have to wait at a red light and they were not going to another fire, on a scale of 1-100 (1 being not a dick move at all and 100 being a huge dick move) how big of a dick move was it?


5. You alone must have breakfast and sit at a table with one of the following couples. Which one do you choose?
a. Barack and Michelle Obama
b. Elton John and David Furnish
c. Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin/Bieber
d. Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis
e. Prince William and Kate Middleton
f. Beyonce and Jay-Z
g. Victoria and David Beckham
h. Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson
i. Megan Rapinoe and Sue Bird
j. Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds

P.S. I am assuming half of you wondered why I did't put Travis and Taylor on the list. It's because I figured most of you would have chose/n them.
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1. Goat maybe May Day, monkey, depending on species maybe Memorial Day to Independence Day?
2. Oregon and Alabama
3. f
4. 90
5. a (no brainer, at least to me)
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1. Memorial Day
2. I said on the college football thread that I thought Texas/Bama/Ole Miss/ and Georgia would be in the Final Four. I'll change my tune a bit. Texas and Notre Dame (Now watch, neither make it to the "elite 8")
3. I have no fricking clue. I'll go with d.
4. 77.934
5. i
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1) Goat Thanksgiving, monkey on Halloween
2) LSU v Michigan
3) C, she kinda looks like my doc
4) 50
5) Megan and Sue
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1. Memorial Day, Father's day
2. Bama, Ohio St
3. no clue d?
4. not enough information, maybe they were called to another emergency
5. obamas
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1 - no clue, but i’m a september baby…just a few days away

2 - i don’t follow college football much, but i’ll say clemson and tOSU

3 - e

4 - 3.2

5 - j, and Blake wouldn’t even have to show up
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1. I'll guess Easter.
2. Ohio State and Texas
3. C
4. 30ish
5. Blake and Ryan
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