Gutter's 5 Question for National Fried Rice Day 9/20/24

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1. I just spent close to 30 minutes creating my 5 questions of the day. Then, right as I was finishing, inexplicably, my computer farted and sort of rebooted. Now I am going to ask completely different questions.
If you had to guess, which of the following possibilities occurred to my computer?
a. Simple power surge
b. Message from God to not ask the questions I was going to ask
c. Faulty "RAM"
d. Israelis
e. Computer overheated
f. Figment of my imagination

2. Hate is a strong and ugly word. I hate fried rice. Name a food that you feel most people like - that you hate (or at least really don't like).

3. You are writing an autobiography. You have to choose one of the following titles for your book. Which do you choose?
a. The life and times of _________________ (fill in the blank with your name)
b. Pimpin aint easy
c. Once upon a time, a true story of _______________ (fill in the blank with your name)
d. Read this book
e. I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy
f. I'd like to teach the world to sing
g. Shit I have to say and share
h. Blackbird singing in the dead of night
i. Pickle
j. You rang?

4. Springfield Ohio is a town that is approximately 25 square miles. There are approximately 15,000 Haitian immigrants living in the town.
I would guesstimate there may be 15,000 people living within in a mile radius of me. I have ZERO doubt there is a higher crime rate within a mile radius of me than there is in Springfield Ohio. Why are some/many people more outraged about Haitians living in Springfield Ohio than they are about the crime rate in Chicago?

5. Best of the following cereals?
a. Capn' Crunch with Crunch Berries
b. Frosted Flakes
c. Apple Jacks
d. Cocoa Krispies
e. Super Sugar Crisp
f. Count Chocula
g. Lucky Charms
h. Wheaties
i. Cinnamon Toast Crunch
j. Cookie Crisp
k. Trix
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1) E overheated
2) Breakfast cereal and milk
3) I Pickle
4) I dunno, maybe because that is what they are told
5) See #2
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1. Power surge
2. Fried rice - pasta - vegetables
3. Pimpin aint easy
4. Because they are dumb or they don't like Chicago and don't care
5. Tough call but I'll go with original Apple Jacks
Gutter wrote: Fri Nov 8th 2:16pm
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1. Update caused a reboot
2. Sweet Potato Fries
3. j - you rang
4. Morans
5. c Apple Jacks
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pdub wrote: Fri Sep 20, 2024 9:12 am 1. Update caused a reboot
2. Sweet Potato Fries
3. j - you rang
4. Morans
5. c Apple Jacks
2. GOOD ANSWER!
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1 - g, porn virus

2 - nuts in desserts

3 - g

4 - xenophobia/racism/irrational fear

5 - d
Have we fallen into a mesmerized state that makes us accept as inevitable that which is inferior or detrimental, as though having lost the will or the vision to demand that which is good?
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jhawks99 wrote: Fri Sep 20, 2024 7:54 am 1) E overheated
2) Breakfast cereal and milk
3) I Pickle
4) I dunno, maybe because that is what they are told
5) See #2
2 & 5. Interesting. I assume it's one you dislike considerably more than the other. Yes? No?
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KUTradition wrote: Fri Sep 20, 2024 9:49 am 1 - g, porn virus

2 - nuts in desserts

3 - g

4 - xenophobia/racism/irrational fear

5 - d
Good answers
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RainbowsandUnicorns wrote: Fri Sep 20, 2024 9:51 am
jhawks99 wrote: Fri Sep 20, 2024 7:54 am 1) E overheated
2) Breakfast cereal and milk
3) I Pickle
4) I dunno, maybe because that is what they are told
5) See #2
2 & 5. Interesting. I assume it's one you dislike considerably more than the other. Yes? No?
I will cook/bake with milk but I won't drink it. Not since I was a kid. Add that to my anti-sweet tooth and milk and cereal is about the last think I would want to eat. But if you ask me worst on the list, Count Chocula.
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RainbowsandUnicorns wrote: Fri Sep 20, 2024 9:51 am
jhawks99 wrote: Fri Sep 20, 2024 7:54 am 1) E overheated
2) Breakfast cereal and milk
3) I Pickle
4) I dunno, maybe because that is what they are told
5) See #2
2 & 5. Interesting. I assume it's one you dislike considerably more than the other. Yes? No?
I will cook/bake with milk but I won't drink it. Not since I was a kid. Add that to my anti-sweet tooth and milk and cereal is about the last thing I would want to eat. But if you ask me worst on the list, Count Chocula.
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I think I may have figured out the correct answer to #1.
I'm blaming the Chinese. Or am I supposed to say the Americans?
BUNCH of Chinese (or am I supposed to say Americans?) living in my building. Coincidence that out of the 4 vacant apartments on my floor that people moved in to in the past 6 months - all of them appear to be Chinese (or am I supposed to say Americans?)?
I am going ahead and accusing them of piggybacking on my wifi, hacking in to my computer, and using up all the "bandwidth". That and cooking some shitty smelling food (meanwhile - I cooked onion rings last night so fuck 'em) and having difficulty navigating how to use an elevator. It's a long story, I'll spare you.
I know, I'm worse than a Republican bitching about Haitians. Hey, I want to suck too! Thus, my coming down on the Chinese in my building. I'm expecting to open my door one day in the near future and my hallway will look like this...

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Gutter wrote: Fri Nov 8th 2:16pm
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jhawks99 wrote: Fri Sep 20, 2024 10:04 am
RainbowsandUnicorns wrote: Fri Sep 20, 2024 9:51 am
jhawks99 wrote: Fri Sep 20, 2024 7:54 am 1) E overheated
2) Breakfast cereal and milk
3) I Pickle
4) I dunno, maybe because that is what they are told
5) See #2
2 & 5. Interesting. I assume it's one you dislike considerably more than the other. Yes? No?
I will cook/bake with milk but I won't drink it. Not since I was a kid. Add that to my anti-sweet tooth and milk and cereal is about the last think I would want to eat. But if you ask me worst on the list, Count Chocula.
Gotcha!
Speaking of sweet tooth, I never understand/understood the guys who want to (and do) look tough who vape cotton candy and sweet smelling shit. Man up!
Gutter wrote: Fri Nov 8th 2:16pm
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1. Update to free antivius program
2. Squid, octopus and smelly seafood
3. Impudent Kansan
4. Easily manipulated
5. Original formula C. They have screwed up everything from Honey Combs to Chex by cheapening the product.
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1. Paranormal activity
2. Eggs or Mayo
3. Blackbird singing in the dead of night
4. you know the answer
5. lucky charms
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Sparko wrote: Fri Sep 20, 2024 11:19 am 1. Update to free antivius program
2. Squid, octopus and smelly seafood
3. Impudent Kansan
4. Easily manipulated
5. Original formula C. They have screwed up everything from Honey Combs to Chex by cheapening the product.
#5 You get it!
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TDub wrote: Fri Sep 20, 2024 11:54 am 1. Paranormal activity
2. Eggs or Mayo
3. Blackbird singing in the dead of night
4. you know the answer
5. lucky charms
1. Yep
2. Yep
3. Yep
4. Yep
5. Nope - Not bad but not my jam. Did you separate the "oats" and the "candy" when you ate it? I did that.
Gutter wrote: Fri Nov 8th 2:16pm
New President - New Gutter. I am going to pledge my allegiance to Donald J. Trump and for the next 4 years I am going to be an even bigger asshole than I already am.
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