Sports Gambling

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Deposit match!
200 in bonus bets randomly.
Thanks Draftkings!

[Back2Lawrence]

Alright Fuck Holios, don’t fuck this up.

[Back2Lawrence]

Welp, this doesn't look good now lol.

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

Welp, this doesn't look good now lol.

My hope is you hedged yourself at least a little bit. I hesitate to ask if you did.

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

Yeah, while I feel bad for GQ getting GUTTERED......
I got GUTTERED by A&M not covering the -5.5 (won by 4) in a 6 team "alternate spread" parlay that I went 5-1 on.
I got GUTTERED by Stale Piss (Ole Miss) on a 10 team money line parlay that I went 9-1 on.
I got GUTTERED by OKState losing by more than 14.5 in a 6 team "alternate spread" parlay that I went 5-1 on.
I got GUTTERED by Miami by not winning by more than 12.5 on a 6 team "alternate spread" that I went 5-1 on.

Today (and tomorrow) I have the following.....
Jets -2.5
Saints +7.5
Vikes +10.5
Rams +10.5
Chiefs +7.5
All 5 for a +196 payout.

Bengals -2.5
Texans -2.5
Steelers +3.5
All 3 for a +230 payout.

Browns +7.5
Bills +10.5
Phins -2.5
Lions +4.5
All 4 for +239 payout.

[Back2Lawrence]

Welp, this doesn't look good now lol.

My hope is you hedged yourself at least a little bit. I hesitate to ask if you did.

I was going to, but said fuck it, and lost the roll of quarters

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

Welp, this doesn't look good now lol.

My hope is you hedged yourself at least a little bit. I hesitate to ask if you did.

I was going to, but said fuck it, and lost the roll of quarters

Yeah, good point. It was really only $10 that you lost. Not $235.10

[Back2Lawrence]

don't worry, Gutter, I'm a good combination of bitter towards the abortion that is KU football so far this season, and loathesome of my own obstinance.

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

don't worry, Gutter, I'm a good combination of bitter towards the abortion that is KU football so far this season, and loathesome of my own obstinance.

Okkkkkkkk. And........
Well, I am getting GUTTERED (BIG TIME) on the ponies this morning.
Perfect example. 8th Race South Africa Greyville. 22-1 horse on top in an Exacta with every other horse in the race to come in 2nd. Got beat by a 26-1 horse. My horse ran 2nd. Had I won, would have paid me $523 on a $13 bet.

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Woulda hit on all bonus bets had the Jets hit that FG.
Mild profit - thanks Kelce, thanks Chiefs!

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

GUTTERED!
Was alive in the Pick 5 at Santa Anita. Won the first 4 races. I had the #7 horse and it was 4/5.
I also had the #2 horse but it scratched. #7 wins, I get $2,072.40.
Didn't have time to hedge myself.
#7 went out to the lead. Led 3/4ths of the race. Was looking good because no one was closing.
Of course I lose. The #3 closed really well and beat me. Of course.
JUNK!

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

GUTTERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If there is a God, God either hates me or is trying to tell me to stop betting on the horses - unless I enjoy pain.
WTF! I am literally nauseous right now.

3rd race Ireland/Curragh.
I love the #6 horse. Bet it to come in first in a Superfecta (top 4 finishers in order).
I'm in my bedroom listening to the race on my computer that's in my living room.
#6 goes off at 9-1 and wins. THEY ANNOUNCE one of the horses I had to come in 2nd (#9 at 20-1) comes in second. I have all the other horses to come in 3rd and 4th. I'm thinking I must have won at least a few thousand.
I come to look at the results on my computer. NOPE! #2 beat the #9. I watch the replay of the race. I got beat by a nose. OF COURSE!
Would have paid me $6K.
JUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

GUTTERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If there is a God, God either hates me or is trying to tell me to stop betting on the horses - unless I enjoy pain.
WTF! I am literally nauseous right now.

3rd race Ireland/Curragh.
I love the #6 horse. Bet it to come in first in a Superfecta (top 4 finishers in order).
I'm in my bedroom listening to the race on my computer that's in my living room.
#6 goes off at 9-1 and wins. THEY ANNOUNCE one of the horses I had to come in 2nd (#9 at 20-1) comes in second. I have all the other horses to come in 3rd and 4th. I'm thinking I must have won at least a few thousand.
I come to look at the results on my computer. NOPE! #2 beat the #9. I watch the replay of the race. I got beat by a nose. OF COURSE!
Would have paid me $6K.
JUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This shit might haunt me for days.

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

GUTTERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If there is a God, God either hates me or is trying to tell me to stop betting on the horses - unless I enjoy pain.
WTF! I am literally nauseous right now.

3rd race Ireland/Curragh.
I love the #6 horse. Bet it to come in first in a Superfecta (top 4 finishers in order).
I'm in my bedroom listening to the race on my computer that's in my living room.
#6 goes off at 9-1 and wins. THEY ANNOUNCE one of the horses I had to come in 2nd (#9 at 20-1) comes in second. I have all the other horses to come in 3rd and 4th. I'm thinking I must have won at least a few thousand.
I come to look at the results on my computer. NOPE! #2 beat the #9. I watch the replay of the race. I got beat by a nose. OF COURSE!
Would have paid me $6K.
JUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This shit might haunt me for days.

GUTTERED AGAIN!!!!!

You can quote me on this.... After what just happened, I not betting another horse race (other than the bets I already have in for today) in 2024.
6th race at Curragh. Decided I was only going to bet $20 (went up to $22.40) on the race. Liked a long shot #5 (7-1 in the program). Bet a superfecta #5 to win, #4 and #6 to come in 2nd, every horse to come in 3rd and 4th.
Then to hedge myself, I put #4 and #6 to win, with #5 to come in 2nd, and every horse to come in 3rd and 4th.
YEP. #5 won. NOPE #4 or #6 didn't come in 2nd.

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Guys weekend in Minnesota.
Axis and Allies. Dungeons and Dragons. And watching sports with pre-bet parlays ( can't gamble in Minny ).

Our +1100 TNF 6 leg parlay was 3 Mike Evans receiving yards and 8 Tyler Alghier rushing yards away from hitting.

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All my legs have hit except Rattler to throw an INT.

Come on Spence I know you can do it!

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