Happy Halloween

[Overlander]

Needs more gold

[defixione]

For Halloween I wanted to go as a MAGAt but my head wouldn't fit up my ass.

[Overlander]

For Halloween I wanted to go as a MAGAt but my head wouldn't fit up my ass.

Randy has some tips on loosening that sphincter

[Back2Lawrence]

For Halloween I wanted to go as a MAGAt but my head wouldn't fit up my ass.

Randy has some tips on loosening that sphincter

1. Start with a fun size.

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

For Halloween I wanted to go as a MAGAt but my head wouldn't fit up my ass.

Just go as Elon Musk wearing a MAGA hat and put some melted chocolate on your nose and some cornstarch and milk mixture all over you face.

[Overlander]

To sell it, Defix will have to jump around the stage like a Price is Right contestant.

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

To sell it, Defix will have to jump around the stage like a Price is Right contestant.

Thanks for the laugh!
Dude likes to jump.

[BiggDick]

Happy Halloween you guys!

Who’s got a costume? Anyone doing anything?

I’m being a skeleton. Got this sweet sweat suit plus a top hat with bones on it. It’s cold here so wearing a suit jacket too, makes it look all fancy and even more fun.

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

[jgmaine]

VOTE like you're scared shitless for your daughter's future.

[japhy]

[BiggDick]

If you ever doubt Halloween is the best holiday, just remember there’s only one holiday when you get to see Tony Hawk dressed up like Larry David.





(Okay, maybe two holidays)

[twocoach]

Halloween was kinda lame this year. It's not as overrated as New Years but pretty close.

[DeletedUser]

We are in the fun stage of Halloween with our 2 kids. Old enough i don't have to walk around the neighborhood with them, but young enough that they're still excited about picking costumes and trick or treating.

Our neighborhood does a bunch of garage parties. So we had about 20 people at our house and another 20 or so at our neighbors, so I shuffled back and forth between. Kids stayed up too late, but everyone had fun.

I feel bad for teachers today at school. They're either going to get tired and grouchy kids, or hyper active kids still on a sugar buzz.

[pdub]

Halloween was kinda lame this year. It's not as overrated as New Years but pretty close.

You're doing it wrong.
Halloween rules.

[BiggDick]

I also wore a suit jacket to complete the look and add a fancy vibe to the costume, and also cuz it's a chilly holiday and girls get cold and wanna wear your jacket even if they're not, which she did.

[BiggDick]

also I assume that's a two-way mirror with 99 peeping me from the other side.

[pdub]

I'm more concerned with the way that room is painted.

[BiggDick]

yea, for an otherwise fancy cocktail bar, the bathroom was actually kinda divey.

I also tried to omit the shitty caulk job around the sink.

If the brass is cheap enough to only staff two bartenders on a busy holiday party night, guessing they could care less about spending like $40 at Home Depot and a couple hours to make the bathroom look nice too.

Now I'm wondering if the rest of the bar was actually fancy, or just had the lights turned down low...

[pdub]

So you took a photo of yourself in a bathroom of a cocktail bar.
Was Hawklin in the stall huffing paint?