James Davenport Vance Fuck Yeah!

[Overlander]

If I’m looking for “real men,” I’m more inclined to search among Marines than National Guard weekend warriors. Jussayin’.

Someone like THIS proven badass?
He was deployed to Iraq for about six months in 2005 as a military journalist, although he didn't experience combat.

He survived Marine boot camp and passed Marine marksmanship qualifying. Tampon Tim did neither.

So, that is your measuring stick for masculine greatness?

[japhy]

If I’m looking for “real men,” I’m more inclined to search among Marines than National Guard weekend warriors. Jussayin’.

Is this a grindr ad?

[Overlander]

Marine marksmanship qualifying:
A Marine must aquire a minimum of 190 points out of a possible 250, firing 50 rounds.

I was doing that in grade school.

[Overlander]

If I’m looking for “real men,” I’m more inclined to search among Marines than National Guard weekend warriors. Jussayin’.

Is this a grindr ad?

LMFAO

[JKLivin]

Someone like THIS proven badass?
He was deployed to Iraq for about six months in 2005 as a military journalist, although he didn't experience combat.

He survived Marine boot camp and passed Marine marksmanship qualifying. Tampon Tim did neither.

So, that is your measuring stick for masculine greatness?

Well, other than everything about you, obviously.

Pretty much the opposite of Tampon Tim, too.

[JKLivin]

If I’m looking for “real men,” I’m more inclined to search among Marines than National Guard weekend warriors. Jussayin’.

Is this a grindr ad?

Homophobic much?

[JKLivin]

Marine marksmanship qualifying:
A Marine must aquire a minimum of 190 points out of a possible 250, firing 50 rounds.

I was doing that in grade school.

Which just serves to solidify your position as Alpha male on these bleeds and everywhere else you go. Duh.

[zsn]

Someone like THIS proven badass?
He was deployed to Iraq for about six months in 2005 as a military journalist, although he didn't experience combat.

He survived Marine boot camp and passed Marine marksmanship qualifying. Tampon Tim did neither.

So, that is your measuring stick for masculine greatness?

Do journalists have to go through the full boot camp or can they ask for a “bone spur” exemption? Asking for a friend.

[JKLivin]

He survived Marine boot camp and passed Marine marksmanship qualifying. Tampon Tim did neither.

So, that is your measuring stick for masculine greatness?

Do journalists have to go through the full boot camp or can they ask for a “bone spur” exemption? Asking for a friend.

I bet they don’t get a heads up that the men in their command are deploying in a few months so they can drop out.

[Overlander]

He survived Marine boot camp and passed Marine marksmanship qualifying. Tampon Tim did neither.

So, that is your measuring stick for masculine greatness?

Well, other than everything about you, obviously.

I will start with the obvious. "Surviving" Marine Corps boot camp is pretty much a given.
It is tough, no doubt. Not superhuman.

I did not complete 13 weeks of Marine Corps boot camp, but I did "survive" 21 weeks at Glynco. And, my NRA Certified Expert Sharpshooter award might slightly eclipse being able to hit 85% of 50 shots with a .22 caliber.

I had to hit 92% on 450 targets with passing scores with:
Revolver- Colt pistol *
Handgun- S&W 9mm *
Shotgun- Remington 12 gauge pump with .00 *
Rifle- Ruger Mini 14 with open sights at 125 yards
Combat (Assault) Rifle- Colt M4
Long Gun- Remington 308 with 2.5 magnification

*- Had to qualify with both hands. Had to combat reload shotgun at hip height without letting the muzzle drop out of target position.

Also, I have been shot in service, and NOT by a typewriter. Nor have I suffered the trauma of having a student throw an eraser at me.

So yeah, keep talking shit about things you know nothing about.

[Overlander]

So, that is your measuring stick for masculine greatness?

Do journalists have to go through the full boot camp or can they ask for a “bone spur” exemption? Asking for a friend.

I bet they don’t get a heads up that the men in their command are deploying in a few months so they can drop out.

It is pretty well documented that Gov Walz gave his retirement notice well before any deployment plans were announced.

Do better.

[zsn]

Do journalists have to go through the full boot camp or can they ask for a “bone spur” exemption? Asking for a friend.

I bet they don’t get a heads up that the men in their command are deploying in a few months so they can drop out.

It is pretty well documented that Gov Walz gave his retirement notice well before any deployment plans were announced.

Do better.

Shhhh….that’s what he’s been indoctrinated to say. Don’t mess with his programming

[JKLivin]

So, that is your measuring stick for masculine greatness?

Well, other than everything about you, obviously.

I will start with the obvious. "Surviving" Marine Corps boot camp is pretty much a given.
It is tough, no doubt. Not superhuman.

I did not complete 13 weeks of Marine Corps boot camp, but I did "survive" 21 weeks at Glynco. And, my NRA Certified Expert Sharpshooter award might slightly eclipse being able to hit 85% of 50 shots with a .22 caliber.

I had to hit 92% on 450 targets with passing scores with:
Revolver- Colt pistol *
Handgun- S&W 9mm *
Shotgun- Remington 12 gauge pump with .00 *
Rifle- Ruger Mini 14 with open sights at 125 yards
Combat (Assault) Rifle- Colt M4
Long Gun- Remington 308 with 2.5 magnification

*- Had to qualify with both hands. Had to combat reload shotgun at hip height without letting the muzzle drop out of target position.

Also, I have been shot in service, and NOT by a typewriter. Nor have I suffered the trauma of having a student throw an eraser at me.

So yeah, keep talking shit about things you know nothing about.

Do you wear a cool hat like Raylan Givens, too?

[JKLivin]

Do journalists have to go through the full boot camp or can they ask for a “bone spur” exemption? Asking for a friend.

I bet they don’t get a heads up that the men in their command are deploying in a few months so they can drop out.

It is pretty well documented that Gov Walz gave his retirement notice well before any deployment plans were announced.

Do better.

Formally announced. Word on the grapevine was well in advance of his retirement.

Stop being a dupe.

[Overlander]

"Word on the grapevine" = Dupe

[Overlander]

Well, other than everything about you, obviously.

I will start with the obvious. "Surviving" Marine Corps boot camp is pretty much a given.
It is tough, no doubt. Not superhuman.

I did not complete 13 weeks of Marine Corps boot camp, but I did "survive" 21 weeks at Glynco. And, my NRA Certified Expert Sharpshooter award might slightly eclipse being able to hit 85% of 50 shots with a .22 caliber.

I had to hit 92% on 450 targets with passing scores with:
Revolver- Colt pistol *
Handgun- S&W 9mm *
Shotgun- Remington 12 gauge pump with .00 *
Rifle- Ruger Mini 14 with open sights at 125 yards
Combat (Assault) Rifle- Colt M4
Long Gun- Remington 308 with 2.5 magnification

*- Had to qualify with both hands. Had to combat reload shotgun at hip height without letting the muzzle drop out of target position.

Also, I have been shot in service, and NOT by a typewriter. Nor have I suffered the trauma of having a student throw an eraser at me.

So yeah, keep talking shit about things you know nothing about.

Do you wear a cool hat like Raylan Givens, too?

Is that a pants tent?

[JKLivin]

I will start with the obvious. "Surviving" Marine Corps boot camp is pretty much a given.
It is tough, no doubt. Not superhuman.

I did not complete 13 weeks of Marine Corps boot camp, but I did "survive" 21 weeks at Glynco. And, my NRA Certified Expert Sharpshooter award might slightly eclipse being able to hit 85% of 50 shots with a .22 caliber.

I had to hit 92% on 450 targets with passing scores with:
Revolver- Colt pistol *
Handgun- S&W 9mm *
Shotgun- Remington 12 gauge pump with .00 *
Rifle- Ruger Mini 14 with open sights at 125 yards
Combat (Assault) Rifle- Colt M4
Long Gun- Remington 308 with 2.5 magnification

*- Had to qualify with both hands. Had to combat reload shotgun at hip height without letting the muzzle drop out of target position.

Also, I have been shot in service, and NOT by a typewriter. Nor have I suffered the trauma of having a student throw an eraser at me.

So yeah, keep talking shit about things you know nothing about.

Do you wear a cool hat like Raylan Givens, too?

Is that a pants tent?

You seem to be under the impression that I would like you if I understood just how impressive you are. I dislike you because of how you talk to and about me. It’s a pretty easy fix.

[twocoach]

So corny. Vance wasn't even the VP candidate at the time so he had zero reason to worry for his life. What a fucking liar. Just more cosplaying from the GOP ticket.

The first question I had after reading this was, where are his kids? Did he leave them at the mini-golf while be barricaded himself in his home or did he bring them home with him and were they freaking out as he barricaded the house? Can we get an interview his wife about her thoughts when he was running around freaking out with loaded guns in a house full of children?

If I wanted to know what a "real man" would do I would ask Joshey Hawley.

If I’m looking for “real men,” I’m more inclined to search among Marines than National Guard weekend warriors. Jussayin’.

He says as he stumps for a guy who wears bronzer every day and spends tens of thousands a year on his hair.

[Overlander]

The first question I had after reading this was, where are his kids? Did he leave them at the mini-golf while be barricaded himself in his home or did he bring them home with him and were they freaking out as he barricaded the house? Can we get an interview his wife about her thoughts when he was running around freaking out with loaded guns in a house full of children?

If I wanted to know what a "real man" would do I would ask Joshey Hawley.

If I’m looking for “real men,” I’m more inclined to search among Marines than National Guard weekend warriors. Jussayin’.

He says as he stumps for a guy who wears bronzer every day and spends tens of thousands a year on his hair.

But, he is in AMAZING physical condition!
The best physical specimen in the history of world leaders, many people are saying.

Also, you want masculine?
How about his Boy Wonder JD…who looks like he is either a hooker, or a hooker taught him how to apply his eyeliner

[JKLivin]

The first question I had after reading this was, where are his kids? Did he leave them at the mini-golf while be barricaded himself in his home or did he bring them home with him and were they freaking out as he barricaded the house? Can we get an interview his wife about her thoughts when he was running around freaking out with loaded guns in a house full of children?

If I wanted to know what a "real man" would do I would ask Joshey Hawley.

If I’m looking for “real men,” I’m more inclined to search among Marines than National Guard weekend warriors. Jussayin’.

He says as he stumps for a guy who wears bronzer every day and spends tens of thousands a year on his hair.

Good grooming isn’t just for women. Diddling kids in the other hand, is only for pedos.