Sat Shack

[DeletedUser]

I’m tempted to just say, hey overlander! Quit being such a needledick!

But, in case that’s not taking the high road, let me instead just say…I once again am flattered that you guys think my posting is so sophisticated as to employ literary devices.

I am not sure that's it. I think most of us have concluded you're so lonely that you make shit up because you want human interaction.

[pdub]

I think most if not all of those things happened.
It's not that far-fetched a story.

You ever read a japhy story? Those things are fucking nuts.

[KUTradition]

japhy is 100x more believable (and entertaining)…and i’m not one for the supernatural

[BiggDick]

What about when the Japhy stories also include me?

[BiggDick]

I’m tempted to just say, hey overlander! Quit being such a needledick!

But, in case that’s not taking the high road, let me instead just say…I once again am flattered that you guys think my posting is so sophisticated as to employ literary devices.

I am not sure that's it. I think most of us have concluded you're so lonely that you make shit up because you want human interaction.

Well if that’s the case, then the “fake news” should’ve been accused right at the beginning of the story when I mentioned the bumble babe, rather than at the midway point.

How can I be lonely if I have a lady friend?

(And, as I’ve said before, this lonely smack talk you try for is disgusting.)

This reminds me of that movie Airheads where they’re like, “your band name is The Lone Rangers? But how can you be lone if there’s 3 of you?!”

[BiggDick]

I’m tempted to just say, hey overlander! Quit being such a needledick!

But, in case that’s not taking the high road, let me instead just say…I once again am flattered that you guys think my posting is so sophisticated as to employ literary devices.

Just welcoming you back Ousy.
It’s got nothing to do with my tiny little dick

Ha! I lol’d. POTD

Thanks for the welcome.

But yea, not everyone can have a Dick this Bigg.

[Overlander]

I’m tempted to just say, hey overlander! Quit being such a needledick!

But, in case that’s not taking the high road, let me instead just say…I once again am flattered that you guys think my posting is so sophisticated as to employ literary devices.

Just welcoming you back Ousy.
It’s got nothing to do with my tiny little dick

Ha! I lol’d. POTD

Thanks for the welcome.

But yea, not everyone can be a Dick this Bigg.

[BiggDick]

Do you really think I’m a dick?

If so, why?

Is it cuz I chase you around claiming your posts are fake news?

Is it cuz I repeatedly give you shit about loneliness?

[Overlander]

No, I don’t think you are a dick


Kind of a weenie, though

[DeletedUser]

You ever read a japhy story? Those things are fucking nuts.

LOL

[BiggDick]

No, I don’t think you are a dick


Kind of a weenie, though

Well I guess I’ll take that much, cuz at least we’re still invoking Shirley’s Law.

[ChalkRocker]

...we’re still invoking Shirley’s Law.

Please remind me what this Law states; TIA

[BiggDick]

It’s when the discussion turns into dicks and weenies

and various other phallic references.

[jhawks99]

Dicks and weenies? There's a difference?

[pdub]

Group of friends went to an Airbnb last month.
Lady who owns it says we damaged a hook on her fridge and is charging us 130 for it.
We didn't break her fridge.

Dude who was in charge of rental is contesting with Airbnb. He'd better win.

[DeletedUser]

Group of friends went to an Airbnb last month.
Lady who owns it says we damaged a hook on her fridge and is charging us 130 for it.
We didn't break her fridge.

Dude who was in charge of rental is contesting with Airbnb. He'd better win.

I hate that about Airbnbs.

Obviously if someone purposely fucks shit up, sure. Hit em with a fee.

But expecting no maintenance expense to your rental property isn't realistic. Things break and need replaced during their everyday use. Things have a "useful life".

[pdub]

But expecting no maintenance expense to your rental property isn't realistic. Things break and need replaced during their everyday use. Things have a "useful life".

Yep.
It was working fine when we left.
Why would we try and intentionally break the refrigerator?

[BiggDick]

…because the hooooook brings you back.

[jhawks99]

Group of friends went to an Airbnb last month.
Lady who owns it says we damaged a hook on her fridge and is charging us 130 for it.
We didn't break her fridge.

Dude who was in charge of rental is contesting with Airbnb. He'd better win.

Did you check for cameras?

[Overlander]

We VRBO'd our Palm Springs house. IT long Term rented for $4,500/mo Dec-March.
Then, Coachella and Stagecoach were huge for us...$1,000 /night...minimum 4 nights.

There were always a few things banged up, a few things missing. Our lady that managed our rental did a great job of doing a full inventory between stays, and we never had anyone not pay what we asked for things, although minor things we just ate.

One Stagecoach rental was odd. Almost half of our tupperwear containers showed up missing, along with a badass kitchen knife set. The butcher block knife holder was still there, but the knives weren't. Crazy, but they ponied up what they owed.

Fortunately, the Coachella Valley had some really good laws in place to make vacation rental a bit less risky.

Overall, the vacation rental paid for all of the taxes and overhead on the home, including the Indian lease and the $680/ mo HOA fees, for the entire year.