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[pdub]

GUTTERED!

4 leg boosted to +950:

Mixon anytime TD ( yup )
Henry anytime TD ( yup )
McClaurin anytime TD ( yup )
Saquon anytime TD ( yeaa....oh wait no what are you doing?! )

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

GUTTERED!

4 leg boosted to +950:

Mixon anytime TD ( yup )
Henry anytime TD ( yup )
McClaurin anytime TD ( yup )
Saquon anytime TD ( yeaa....oh wait no what are you doing?! )

That equates to both GUTTERED! and JUNK!
Sorry! I didn't mean to "Lulz" at you.

Re: NFL Season 2024
Post by RainbowsandUnicorns » Sun Jan 12, 2025 6:50 pm

Lulz at Gutter and anyone/everyone else who bet on Saq Bark to score a TD.

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[pdub]

I'm betting heavy on the Chiefs this weekend.
Wish me luck.

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

I'm betting heavy on the Chiefs this weekend.
Wish me luck.

Good luck!

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

First two races of the day for me....
Laurel Park and Gulfstream Park.
I couldn't have gotten more GUTTERED if I tried.
I was going to say the rest of the day can't get any worse - but now that I think about it - of course it can get worse.
Time to cancel my future wagers? No doubt if I do, they will inevitably be winners. No doubt if I don't, they will inevitably be losers. It's a lose lose dilemma.
Sucks to be me.

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Chiefs 8.5 was kinda scary.
Glad I got it before it moved to 9.5 today.
Thanks Kelce! Thanks Chiefs!!!!

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

Fucking around. Bored. I'll throw $50 in to my account. Bet the 6th race at Santa Anita. Get GUTTERED at the wire. Oh well.
Bet the 9th race at Fairgrounds with my remaining $36.
Chicken Dinner.

[BiggDick]

Wait.

So you won?

What kinda chicken!


I been on a Nashville kick myself…

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

Fucking around. Bored. I'll throw $50 in to my account. Bet the 6th race at Santa Anita. Get GUTTERED at the wire. Oh well.
Bet the 9th race at Fairgrounds with my remaining $36.
Chicken Dinner.

How do ya like dem apples?
More chicken dinner for me!

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

Had a 35-1 "props" parlay.
Only thing that didn't hit was Love rushing for 40.5 yards. Darn.

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[RainbowsandUnicorns]

Day has started out disastrous with my getting GUTTERED!
Fairly large wager on a pony to show (finish top 3) and it finished in 4th.
Less large wager on a trifecta (3 different horses to finish 1st, 2nd, and 3rd in order) and the horse I had to finish first finished in 2nd.
Now I hit a trifecta in South Africa with a 5-1 horse in 1st, a 24-1 horse in 2nd, and a 7-1 horse in 3rd. In theory it should pay $840 on a dollar (but my guess is anywhere between about 300 and 1000) and now the tote is frozen and they aren't paying out.

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

Day has started out disastrous with my getting GUTTERED!
Fairly large wager on a pony to show (finish top 3) and it finished in 4th.
Less large wager on a trifecta (3 different horses to finish 1st, 2nd, and 3rd in order) and the horse I had to finish first finished in 2nd.
Now I hit a trifecta in South Africa with a 5-1 horse in 1st, a 24-1 horse in 2nd, and a 7-1 horse in 3rd. In theory it should pay $840 on a dollar (but my guess is anywhere between about 300 and 1000) and now the tote is frozen and they aren't paying out.

Paid $603.90 on a dollar. Of course I only had it for a dime. Literally 10 cents. Got my $60.39. Also had the exacta (1st and 2nd in order). I'd say I'm going to Sizzler but I'm still down $ (-$10.09) on the day.

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

Day has started out disastrous with my getting GUTTERED!
Fairly large wager on a pony to show (finish top 3) and it finished in 4th.
Less large wager on a trifecta (3 different horses to finish 1st, 2nd, and 3rd in order) and the horse I had to finish first finished in 2nd.
Now I hit a trifecta in South Africa with a 5-1 horse in 1st, a 24-1 horse in 2nd, and a 7-1 horse in 3rd. In theory it should pay $840 on a dollar (but my guess is anywhere between about 300 and 1000) and now the tote is frozen and they aren't paying out.

Paid $603.90 on a dollar. Of course I only had it for a dime. Literally 10 cents. Got my $60.39. Also had the exacta (1st and 2nd in order). I'd say I'm going to Sizzler but I'm still down $ (-$10.09) on the day.

Ok, now I can go to Sizzler.
I'm in the black/green. Keeping the winnings and now playing with house money.
10th race in South Africa. Exacta. 16 to 1 horse runs first 12 to 1 horse runs 2nd. 40 cents paid $197.40.

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Got a little action on KU tonight.

[pdub]

Thanks Chiefs, Mahomes, Worthy and Hunt.

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

Thanks Chiefs, Mahomes, Worthy and Hunt.

Nice evening for you!

5 way same game parlay.
Thanks Chiefs -2.5!
AND Mahomes throwing over 200 yards!
AND Allen throwing over 175 yards!
AND Chiefs scoring over 19.5 points!
AND Karlaftis getting a sack!
Oh wait! Karlaftis didn't get a sack.
I guess I can say I got GUTTERED!

Had $27 sitting in my Twin Spires account this morning.
Pick 5 at Mahoning Valley. Cost me $24.
Hit 4 of the 5 races.
If I had $36 in the account, I would have bet and hit the one I missed. Paid $556.75
Yep, I'll go ahead and consider that GUTTERED!

[pdub]

Thanks Chiefs, Mahomes, Worthy and Hunt.

Nice evening for you!

5 way same game parlay.
Thanks Chiefs -2.5!
AND Mahomes throwing over 200 yards!
AND Allen throwing over 175 yards!
AND Chiefs scoring over 19.5 points!
AND Karlaftis getting a sack!
Oh wait! Karlaftis didn't get a sack.
I guess I can say I got GUTTERED!

I had a parlay that hit that had Chiefs teased up to -2.5, them scoring 19.5 and Mahomes 200 yards.
My biggest hit I think was Mahomes anytime, Mahomes 20+ rushing, over 39.5 and Chiefs -1.5.

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

Thanks Chiefs, Mahomes, Worthy and Hunt.

Nice evening for you!

5 way same game parlay.
Thanks Chiefs -2.5!
AND Mahomes throwing over 200 yards!
AND Allen throwing over 175 yards!
AND Chiefs scoring over 19.5 points!
AND Karlaftis getting a sack!
Oh wait! Karlaftis didn't get a sack.
I guess I can say I got GUTTERED!

I had a parlay that hit that had Chiefs teased up to -2.5, them scoring 19.5 and Mahomes 200 yards.
My biggest hit I think was Mahomes anytime, Mahomes 20+ rushing, over 39.5 and Chiefs -1.5.

This you after the game?