A Contest - Best Comment about 4th of July Speech

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Okay, Ousdahl probably wins, but I'll start with:

The History Department at Trump University is Seriously Underfunded.
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Just to help out, here are some Revolutionary War airport stories:

Abigail, it's hot as hell in Philadelphia. My desire for a quick trip to Boston is thwarted by a connecting flight through Atlanta. It's as if the world has turned upside down. Yours, John

https://twitter.com/hashtag/Revolutiona ... s?src=hash
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I win!


wait, which comment?
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seahawk wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2019 7:46 am Just to help out, here are some Revolutionary War airport stories:

Abigail, it's hot as hell in Philadelphia. My desire for a quick trip to Boston is thwarted by a connecting flight through Atlanta. It's as if the world has turned upside down. Yours, John

https://twitter.com/hashtag/Revolutiona ... s?src=hash
Those are too funny!
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Is it too late to bring Sarah Sanders back to let everyone know that Trump never said anything like this?
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Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
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My dear Eliza,

We have arrived at LaGuardia: unshaven, unbathed, unfed. Like everyone else.

There was a brief skirmish when we parked our horses, but we pressed on. Our canteens were seized by TSA, and they took Burr’s soup.

The fight continues.

Yours,

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oh wait, may bad, am I supposed to offer a comment that'll probably win?

cuz I'm trying to come up with some colonial era airport joke about the Founding Fathers calling for a total and complete shutdown of all Native Americans entering our country...
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Revolutionary War Flight Attendant

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Don't inject Lysol.
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Have to love this one:

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