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Coffee talk.
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Can we talk about doughnuts or Applejacks now?
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wrong thread.
I only came to kick some ass...

Rock the fucking house and kick some ass.
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jeepinjayhawk wrote: Thu Jul 11, 2019 8:03 pm
chiknbut wrote: Thu Jul 11, 2019 5:46 pm
PhDhawk wrote: Thu Jul 11, 2019 4:10 pm
No thanks, my wife has long hair.
I feel your pain. My wife has short hair. But it used to be long.
My wife cut her hair short this spring.
I told her that her hair looked like Napoleon Dynamite's grandma.

She was not impressed.
How's her coccyx? Sorry to get personal.

Oh, and RIP Ousy.
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chiknbut wrote: Fri Jul 12, 2019 9:38 am
jeepinjayhawk wrote: Thu Jul 11, 2019 8:03 pm
chiknbut wrote: Thu Jul 11, 2019 5:46 pm

I feel your pain. My wife has short hair. But it used to be long.
My wife cut her hair short this spring.
I told her that her hair looked like Napoleon Dynamite's grandma.

She was not impressed.
How's her coccyx? Sorry to get personal.
It might be broken.
Goddam dunes!
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Saw an ad for burger king pulled pork sammich.

I'll pass on the burger king pulled pork sammich.
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Bro we have a thread for this on the satellite bored.

though that is a totally random ad.
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It ain't barbecue. It's mystery meat with barbecue flavored syrup.

At least they didn't put cheese on it.
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Two weeks from today I'll be on stage with the Diesel - God help me.

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“The Electoral College is DEI for rural white folks.”
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“The Electoral College is DEI for rural white folks.”
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“The Electoral College is DEI for rural white folks.”
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You are having a conversation with a child about animals.
The child tells you unicorns are real.
You tell the child there are no such things as a horse and goat combo with a horn in the middle of it's head. The child insists they exist.
Then the child asks you what a giraffe is.
You tell the child it's a horse, leopard, moose, camel combo with a 6 foot neck and two horns on their heads.

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does anyone look better at 50 than JLo?
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^^^^^
Yes. While JLo is no doubt a beautiful 50 year old woman (when she is wearing make up) I feel these women > JLo.
Just one 50 (52) year old man's opinion.

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Speaking of beautiful women.....

I'm on board with throwing her through a tree shredder.

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Hold on. I bet she cleans up well. I would give her a chance.
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nothing like living free
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Does she have a 3rd eye on her face?
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Paul1 wrote: Wed Jul 31, 2019 5:57 am Speaking of beautiful women.....

I'm on board with throwing her through a tree shredder.

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Great example of the white Texas race.
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