Satellite Question

[Deleted User 62]

How'd he get the ice pick into the prison?

Are you serious?

[pdub]

Never mind, I was thinking ice axe, like you see in an arctic expedition.

[Deleted User 62]

Most pick like stabbings in prison utilize a pick fashioned by melting a trash bag while you twist and pull apart.
Very thin, strong and can't be picked up by a metal detector.

The average person would be shocked at the sheer number of makeshift weapons as well as the cleverness in their crafting that a routine forced cell search of a living area finds in a prison type facility.

[Shirley]

Also Dr Pepper is playing with my emotions now.

^^^

We can hear the used hard and put away wet, in your voice.

[pdub]

23 flavors of Dr Pepper all taste sour.

[ousdahl]

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/olive-gard ... life-pass/

[pdub]

I saw this.
I was there in 2017.
Maybe i'll get it in 2019.

[Shirley]

I saw this.
I was there in 2017.
Maybe i'll get it in 2019.

For real, or is this a thinly veiled, desperate attempt to aggravate Dr.Pepper?

[pdub]

I tried in 17.
Rules are different this time - neverending is for 9 weeks and is 100 bucks and you have to buy it to have a chance at the real prize, never ending for life.
I would pay 500 dollars for unlimited pasta at OG in a heartbeat while my heart still would beat after all that red sauce and carbs/authentic Italian.

[DrPepper]

Dr., pdub’s bloodtype is Ragu.

[ousdahl]

[pdub]

JustApps: All we serve are appetizers.

Church of Nachos: Build your own nachos - pick your protein, cheeses, toppings.

Dips: We have 25 different dips ( BBQ sauces, hot sauces, ranch, hummus, sweet chili etc ) . All of our foods are shaped for dipping.

Allen WheelHouse: Pizza and burgers sports grill with 3 sections. Center section has imitation AFH feel with the bar - tv's play whatever sports are currently on. Left section is KU memorabilia and tv's play KU instant classics. Right section is blue and red and a bit more modern and plays the current season on repeat. During the 'offseason' it just plays all of the games from the previous season. Also of options on both sides: select a game from our database. Also all of our meals have funny references to former players and coaches.

Olive Garden II: Duh.

[ousdahl]

the Wiggins "Maple Jordan" burger: maple bacon and GOAT cheese.

Wilt's "The Big Dipper: foot long French dip sammich

the "Marcus and Markieff:" double the meat and cheese

the Bill Self Pizza: pepperoni and sausage cuz that's what he ordered when I worked at Johnny's Tavern

Embiid's "Lion Tamer" cocktail: it's just a shirley temple served by the pitcher

[pdub]

The Mason Frank - fully loaded 100% All American hot dog.
Josh's Jack - Monterey grilled cheese.
Thomas Ribandsome - rack of ribs, 3 sides.
Vicks Kickin Chick - spicy chicken strip basket.
The Sherron Collins - gin, lemon, unlimited burger and fries.
The Kirk and Nick - Tacos with shredded beef and corn salsa, with tortilla chips.
The Roi Boi - Diet coke and a shot of fireball.
Tyshawn Turnover - Apple or blueberry ( only on brunch menu ).
The Rio - Feijoada ( Brazilian stew ).
Gravy Train - chicken and waffles with country gravy ( only on brunch menu ).

[Cascadia]

That Allen WheelHouse idea might actually work in KC

[noosh]

The CJ: smack your ho when she orders anything but salad

[ousdahl]

soooo

Is it just more or is an awful lotta pols bored talk seeping into the smack talk bored?

Cuz RIP my wildfire thread.

That thread went up in flames even faster than austral...sorry, too soon.

[pdub]

Smack talk gets a little spillage from there.
We should print a house fly on the poli-bored urinal.

[NewtonHawk11]

I mean, I don't get why you come to this place to hang at the poli bored. But plenty do, which is fine. Nobody is going to change their damn mind because of your twitter articles or your opinion.

I'm always good for a little smack talk though, as long as it stays fine and not attacking someone's personal issues or something like that.

[ousdahl]

I don’t get why one would stop coming to this place just cuz of the poli bored, especially when one may or may not have participated on the poli bored much either way.

If one doesn’t like it, just don’t go to that bored. I mean the only reason you even have to notice it is if you’re on your way down to the satellite bored.

I suppose the common theme is that some folks take this shit way too seriously.

I wish I could suggest everyone just chill out and enjoy some lulz.