Totally random thread

[Geezer]

The images.

[ousdahl]

"tbf I've never cracked one off over a bowl of cereal"

[Shirley]

[Geezer]

In honor of Peter, please raise a glass to freedom. From his Family.”

[Deleted User 266]

I live in a building near Northwestern Hospital in Chicago.
There are a lot of med students who live in my building.
This may be an oxymoron but I am confident it's true - there are a lot of really fucking stupid people who are med students.
It's honestly frightening to me and for me to say that.
I'm an effing moron and I truly believe I am more intelligent than at least 25% if not 50% of the med students living in my building.
Sure they MAY be "book smart" but in the "street smart" department, some of these people make a bar of soap come off as intelligent.
That's all I have for you this morning.
Have a nice day!

[Shirley]

[Deleted User 266]

The most I have been perplexed in a while. SEE Instagram post below........

Let's see.....
Kind of cute/funny kid. I should like the video and be done.
Torn on the assumed mom. Hot? Not hot?
Cynical me says she's a hose bag who doesn't know who the kid's father is and is looking to get impregnated by a one night stand - again. Feels a need to brainwash and parade her son for her own personal gain.
Kind me says, nice she spends quality time and likes to have fun with him. Nice they bond with their dancing and enjoyment of rap/hip hop. Nice she seems to be proud of him.

Most head shaking moment for me came when I looked up the lyrics to the song.
Think the kid knows all the lyrics and sings them in church?
Times they are a changing.

Lyrics.....

[Intro]
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ow, ow, ow
Wow, wow, ow, ah, ow, ah, ah, ah

[Verse 1]
I buy a new car for the bitch (for real)
I tear down the mall with the bitch (for real)
You can't even talk to the bitch (no)
She fucking with bosses and shit (on God)
I pull up in 'Rari's and shit (skrrr)
With choppers and Harley's and shit (for real)
I be Gucci'd down (Gucci)
You wearing Lacoste and shit (bitch)
Yeah, Moncler, yuh, fur came off a bear, yuh (yeah)
Triple homicide, put me in a chair, yuh (in jail)
Triple cross the plug, we do not play fair, yuh (on God)
Got 'em tennis chains on and they real blingy (bling)
Draco make you do the chicken head like Chingy (Chingy)
Walk in Neiman Marcus and I spend a light fifty (fifty)
Please proceed with caution, shooters, they be right with me (21)
Bad bitch, cute face and some nice titties
$7500 on a Saint Laurent jacket (yeah)
Bitch, be careful when you dumpin' your ashes (bitch)
I ain't no sucker, I ain't cuffin' no action (nah)
The skreets raised me, I'm a whole bastard (wild)
I bought a 'Rari just so I can go faster (skrrr)
Niggas tryna copy me, they playin' catch up (21)
I might pull up in a Ghost, no Casper (21)
I been smoking gas and I got no asthma


[Chorus]
I got 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 M's in my bank account, yeah (on God)
In my bank account, yeah (on God)
In my bank account, yeah (on God)
In my bank account, yeah (on God)
In my bank account, yeah (on God)
In my bank account, yeah (on God)
I got 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 shooters ready to gun you down, yeah (fast)
Ready to gun you down, yeah (on God)
Ready to gun you down, yeah (on God)
Ready to gun you down, yeah (on God)
Ready to gun you down, yeah (on God)
Ready to gun you down, yeah (on God)

[Verse 2]
Yeah, dawg, huh—yeah—, nah for real, dawg (21)
Straight up out the 6, now got a house in the Hills, dawg (21)
Wanna see a body, nigga? Get you killed, dawg (wet)
Wanna tweet about me, nigga? Get you killed, dawg (wet)
Killed dog, I'm a real dawg—21—, you a lil' dawg (21)
Bill dog, want a bil', dog, chasing mil's, dawg (yeah)
Dunk right in your bitch like O'Neal, dawg (wet)
Plus I shoot like, shoot like Reggie Mill', dawg (21)
Chopper sting you like a eel, dawg (fast)

[Chorus]
I got 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 M's in my bank account, yeah (on God)
In my bank account, yeah (on God)
In my bank account, yeah (on God)
In my bank account, yeah (on God)
In my bank account, yeah (on God)
In my bank account, yeah (on God)
I got 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 shooters ready to gun you down, yeah (fast)
Ready to gun you down, yeah (on God)
Ready to gun you down, yeah (on God)
Ready to gun you down, yeah (on God)
Ready to gun you down, yeah (on God)
Ready to gun you down, yeah (on God)


[Verse 3]
Ruler clip—umm—, sent a ruler hit
Pull up on yo' bitch, she say that I got a ruler dick
Spray your block down, we not really with that ruh-rah shit
Glock cocked now, I don't really give no fuck 'bout who I hit
Yeah, yo' bitch, she get jiggy with me, keep that Siggy with me
Bitch, I'm Mad Max, you know I got Ziggy with me
Keep a mad mag in case a nigga wanna get busy with me
'Rari matte black and I got a Bentley with me

[Chorus]
I got 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 M's in my bank account, yeah (on God)
In my bank account, yeah (on God)
In my bank account, yeah (on God)
In my bank account, yeah (on God)
In my bank account, yeah (on God)
In my bank account, yeah (on God)
I got 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 shooters ready to gun you down, yeah (fast)
Ready to gun you down, yeah (on God)
Ready to gun you down, yeah (on God)
Ready to gun you down, yeah (on God)
Ready to gun you down, yeah (on God)
Ready to gun you down, yeah (on God)

[Outro]
$7500 on a Saint Laurent jacket
Bitch, be careful where you dumpin' your ashes
I ain't no sucker, I ain't cuffin' no action
The streets raised me, I'm a whole bastard

[DrPepper]

Am I the only one that has a huge problem with successfully self-employed people (eg: lawn care companies, cement dudes) giving me a CASH PRICE and pushing it rather than me paying the proper taxes and writing a check/cashiers check?? Why are they so bold to assume I will support their cheating?

[ousdahl]

Hey now, let business be business!

What next, you gonna blame the business owners who employ undocumented immigrants when you could just vilify them buncha rapists and drug dealers instead?

[DrPepper]

I cheat when I spend my cash at unregulated and unlicensed lemonade stands. I see a greater good in that.

I guess I’m just shocked that people would assume that I would be thrilled to save 9% if I just significantly cheat myself and neighbors. Do I have the look of someone with no morals or is it that these business owners have shallow morals?

[ousdahl]

I think it’s just the general culture among so many businesses and business owners that figuring out ways around taxes is just part of doing business.

I’d say this should be discussed on another bored, but for the fact a random twist to discussing business and taxes kept this thread right on topic.

[DrPepper]

Screw that. Raise your prices if you need to.
I pay my taxes and I expect you to pay your fair share too. Freakin’ freeloaders!

[Shirley]

Screw that. Raise your prices if you need to.
I pay my taxes and I expect you to pay your fair share too. Freakin’ freeloaders!

In 2018, Amazon paid $0 in U.S. federal income tax on more than $11 billion in profits before taxes. It also received a $129 million tax rebate from the federal government.

[Deleted User 266]

I am in agreement with Pepper but the bottom line is - Cash is KING?
How much thought have any of you put in to - what is everyone going to do when there is a major cyber attack that fucks over all the major banks and banking "systems"?

Anyways, last night I made the mistake of going on Facebook.
Mutual friend of the ex and I posted a pic of the ex with her current flame.
Seeing her and him made me happy.
Happy for her that she is seemingly in a happy relationship.
Happy for me that I am no longer a prisoner of her insanity and have my freedom.
Happy for neither of us that these days I am a fat slob and being that she is a very vain person, as someone else said to me, she looks weathered. Shit happens. No one gets younger.
My mantra for today is......Live everyday including today as if it is a gift, appreciate those in my life who appreciate me, let go, move on.

[ousdahl]

I feel for you gutter.

But if you really want to move on then I suggest a fresh 5 questions of the day.

Otherwise, at least quit derailing this thread, cuz I randomly got a wicked leg cramp in the middle of the night and never was able to fall back asleep.

[Deleted User 89]

facebook is maybe 5% reality as far as garnering any notion how someone’s personal life is going

it’s generally a facade...nothing more

[DrPepper]

Paul1, I’ve put some thought into a temporary cashless society. I hold some cash in small bills. My only debt is a couple of mortgages. I stock enough toilet paper and toothpaste to last awhile.

[twocoach]

I am in agreement with Pepper but the bottom line is - Cash is KING?
How much thought have any of you put in to - what is everyone going to do when there is a major cyber attack that fucks over all the major banks and banking "systems"?

Our banks are under attack every millisecond of every day. There are bots hammering away at our door looking for a way in. Unless you are banking with some mom and pop bank, I dont worry about that scenario. It's not impossible but damn near.

[Deleted User 89]

i’ve got a hole in the side of my mattress

[Deleted User 281]

I am in agreement with Pepper but the bottom line is - Cash is KING?
How much thought have any of you put in to - what is everyone going to do when there is a major cyber attack that fucks over all the major banks and banking "systems"?

Our banks are under attack every millisecond of every day. There are bots hammering away at our door looking for a way in. Unless you are banking with some mom and pop bank, I dont worry about that scenario. It's not impossible but damn near.

LOL guess you missed Chase Bank getting hacked.

Good lord you just speak BS like it's fact non stop. Fucking clown.