KANSAS FOOTBALL FUCK YEAH! Season prediction thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[noosh]

OK, bros and hos. WE HERE. 2019 fuckin fightin' Manginos prediction thread. BLUE WINGS RISING KAAAWWWW KAAAWWWW!!!!

8/31 Indy State. WIN. Big. Phuckin. Win. Pay off your mortgage early and roll that -3.5 early. KU wins by 30 in Lester's debut. 44-14. 1-0.

9/7 Coastal Chanticleers. WIN. This is too easy. Carolina comes in hoping to only lose by 20 but gets sideways assfucked and hobbles back to Myrtle after getting throttled 57-20. 2-0

9/13 @ BC. LOSS. Better eat your Flutie Flakes as the HAWKS visit THE HEIGHTS on a Friday night. Noosh will be there so if you want to meet the legend, let me know. Kansas comes in undefeated and walks away a 24-20 loosah but we had the ball to win it final possession. 2-1 on season.

9/21 West Vag. WIN. Most overrated team in nation takes a weekend off from couch burning in Mor-vegas and visits the hallowed ground of Kivisto Field. Kansas shocks the world with a 31-28 WIN. 3-1 on season.

9/28 @ TCU. LOSS. Revenge on the Horny Toad's mind, must win for GP lest his seat get too hot. KU gets throttled first time this season 38-13. 3-2 on season.

10/5 OU. WIN. Lester knows all about the SEC and the chance to beat future SEC participant OU led by their SEC stud QB Hurts is too much motivation for the Mad Hatter. Goal Posts come down as KU pulls off biggest win in program history. Season record 4-2.

10/19 @ Bevos. LOSS. Even with the bye week the Hawks head down to Austin and come out a loosah after Pookah in the boys get suspended for shenanigans down on 6th street. Season record 4-3.

10/26 Tech. WIN. No Coach Bro swag to intimidate Beaty and the girls, LESTER says PHUCK YOU not in MY HOUSE. KU one win away from bowl eligibility after a 55-27 win. 5-3 on season.

11/2 Silo Tech. WIN. Bucktooth Billy's successor will have the CATS playing well in a few years but for now this is KANSAS. 33-20 winnah. Goalposts come down again 2nd time this season. 6-3 and we bowlin!

11/16 @ Pokes. LOSS. Gundy's name being tied to every shit-level SEC opening but KU falls just short, 47-44. 6-4 on season.

11/23 @ Clones. WIN. These hillybilly farmers won't know what hit 'em. KU first leagur road win in like 20 years at JACK MUTHAFUCKIN TRICE. 7-4 on season.

11/30 Baylor. WIN. Our biggest rival for the after Thanksgiving contest! Wait, wut???? Anyway, fuck these Baptist muthaguckaz all the way back to Chip and Johanna's. 8-4 on season and a marquee bowl.

[NewtonHawk11]

I laughed through this whole thing.

[Sparko]

Winning that first one and playing mistake free set 2007 in motion. It turns on game one every year. I am hopeful for a six+ win season because the Big XII is down to the ISU levels of championship this year.

[NewtonHawk11]

Correct. Beaty was 2-2 against FCS teams in his time here.

And even one of the wins was a closer game. Like a 20 point win in 2017 that didn't feel great until the end of the 3rd quarter.

[noosh]

Oh hell yeah!!!!!!

[Judy_Jayhawk]

OK, bros and hos. WE HERE. 2019 fuckin fightin' Manginos prediction thread. BLUE WINGS RISING KAAAWWWW KAAAWWWW!!!!

8/31 Indy State. WIN. Big. Phuckin. Win. Pay off your mortgage early and roll that -3.5 early. KU wins by 30 in Lester's debut. 44-14. 1-0.

9/7 Coastal Chanticleers. WIN. This is too easy. Carolina comes in hoping to only lose by 20 but gets sideways assfucked and hobbles back to Myrtle after getting throttled 57-20. 2-0

9/13 @ BC. LOSS. Better eat your Flutie Flakes as the HAWKS visit THE HEIGHTS on a Friday night. Noosh will be there so if you want to meet the legend, let me know. Kansas comes in undefeated and walks away a 24-20 loosah but we had the ball to win it final possession. 2-1 on season.

9/21 West Vag. WIN. Most overrated team in nation takes a weekend off from couch burning in Mor-vegas and visits the hallowed ground of Kivisto Field. Kansas shocks the world with a 31-28 WIN. 3-1 on season.

9/28 @ TCU. LOSS. Revenge on the Horny Toad's mind, must win for GP lest his seat get too hot. KU gets throttled first time this season 38-13. 3-2 on season.

10/5 OU. WIN. Lester knows all about the SEC and the chance to beat future SEC participant OU led by their SEC stud QB Hurts is too much motivation for the Mad Hatter. Goal Posts come down as KU pulls off biggest win in program history. Season record 4-2.

10/19 @ Bevos. LOSS. Even with the bye week the Hawks head down to Austin and come out a loosah after Pookah in the boys get suspended for shenanigans down on 6th street. Season record 4-3.

10/26 Tech. WIN. No Coach Bro swag to intimidate Beaty and the girls, LESTER says PHUCK YOU not in MY HOUSE. KU one win away from bowl eligibility after a 55-27 win. 5-3 on season.

11/2 Silo Tech. WIN. Bucktooth Billy's successor will have the CATS playing well in a few years but for now this is KANSAS. 33-20 winnah. Goalposts come down again 2nd time this season. 6-3 and we bowlin!

11/16 @ Pokes. LOSS. Gundy's name being tied to every shit-level SEC opening but KU falls just short, 47-44. 6-4 on season.

11/23 @ Clones. WIN. These hillybilly farmers won't know what hit 'em. KU first leagur road win in like 20 years at JACK MUTHAFUCKIN TRICE. 7-4 on season.

11/30 Baylor. WIN. Our biggest rival for the after Thanksgiving contest! Wait, wut???? Anyway, fuck these Baptist muthaguckaz all the way back to Chip and Johanna's. 8-4 on season and a marquee bowl.

I want some of what he had!

[Deleted User 62]

Is Noosh 15 years old?

[Sparko]

Is Noosh 15 years old?

“He was just 34”

Baroness Nica de Koenigswarter

[noosh]

CONGRATS TO ALL NOSSH PLAYERS WHO PAID THEIR MORTGAGES OFF BY HITTING WHEN NOOSH SAID HIT!!!!!

OK, bros and hos. WE HERE. 2019 fuckin fightin' Manginos prediction thread. BLUE WINGS RISING KAAAWWWW KAAAWWWW!!!!

8/31 Indy State. WIN. Big. Phuckin. Win. Pay off your mortgage early and roll that -3.5 early. KU wins by 30 in Lester's debut. 44-14. 1-0.

9/7 Coastal Chanticleers. WIN. This is too easy. Carolina comes in hoping to only lose by 20 but gets sideways assfucked and hobbles back to Myrtle after getting throttled 57-20. 2-0

9/13 @ BC. LOSS. Better eat your Flutie Flakes as the HAWKS visit THE HEIGHTS on a Friday night. Noosh will be there so if you want to meet the legend, let me know. Kansas comes in undefeated and walks away a 24-20 loosah but we had the ball to win it final possession. 2-1 on season.

9/21 West Vag. WIN. Most overrated team in nation takes a weekend off from couch burning in Mor-vegas and visits the hallowed ground of Kivisto Field. Kansas shocks the world with a 31-28 WIN. 3-1 on season.

9/28 @ TCU. LOSS. Revenge on the Horny Toad's mind, must win for GP lest his seat get too hot. KU gets throttled first time this season 38-13. 3-2 on season.

10/5 OU. WIN. Lester knows all about the SEC and the chance to beat future SEC participant OU led by their SEC stud QB Hurts is too much motivation for the Mad Hatter. Goal Posts come down as KU pulls off biggest win in program history. Season record 4-2.

10/19 @ Bevos. LOSS. Even with the bye week the Hawks head down to Austin and come out a loosah after Pookah in the boys get suspended for shenanigans down on 6th street. Season record 4-3.

10/26 Tech. WIN. No Coach Bro swag to intimidate Beaty and the girls, LESTER says PHUCK YOU not in MY HOUSE. KU one win away from bowl eligibility after a 55-27 win. 5-3 on season.

11/2 Silo Tech. WIN. Bucktooth Billy's successor will have the CATS playing well in a few years but for now this is KANSAS. 33-20 winnah. Goalposts come down again 2nd time this season. 6-3 and we bowlin!

11/16 @ Pokes. LOSS. Gundy's name being tied to every shit-level SEC opening but KU falls just short, 47-44. 6-4 on season.

11/23 @ Clones. WIN. These hillybilly farmers won't know what hit 'em. KU first leagur road win in like 20 years at JACK MUTHAFUCKIN TRICE. 7-4 on season.

11/30 Baylor. WIN. Our biggest rival for the after Thanksgiving contest! Wait, wut???? Anyway, fuck these Baptist muthaguckaz all the way back to Chip and Johanna's. 8-4 on season and a marquee bowl.

I want some of what he had!