Half Donuts

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soooo



so how far is too far to go for a good bagel?
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So what’s your favorite flavor bagel?
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In order for me.....everything, egg, onion, garlic, plain.
Then poppy > sesame but a lightly toasted sesame is not bad at all.
Asiago is very tasty if in the right mood.
Cinnamon raisin is pretty much a fake bagel but still edible.

P.S. Half bagels = half donuts. BAD
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even if your halving a bagel for toasting and cream cheese purposes?

And I’m sesame all day. If sesame is sold out then poppy. If I’m feeling fruity then a blueberry with plain cream cheese is preferred over plain bagel with fruity cheese.
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I never understood the purpose of cutting a bagel in half other than for toasting purposes and/or putting cream cheese (or butter, or peanut butter, or whatever else on it) - and yet many people still do it.
Problem with a half a bagel is that it becomes dry. Maybe alright if you are going to toast it in the near future but a dry non-fresh half bagel is JUNK!

Sesame bagels work just fine. I'm only a plain cream cheese or a chive/onion cream cheese kind of guy. Plain cream cheese on an onion, everything, or garlic bagel and chive/onion cream cheese on a plain, egg, poppy, or sesame bagel.
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Give me everything or give me plain.
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bagels suck
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pdub wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2019 6:26 am Give me everything or give me plain.
^^^^^^^
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I don't eat bagels very often. Plain or everything. Maybe onion.
Sweet bagels are an abomination.
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When I consider that a plain bagel has ~ the same # of calories as six slices of bread, (before you add the cheese, etc.), and the fact that I'm usually/mostly eating the bagel as a vehicle for everything else I add, I rarely eat bagels, either.

But when I do... I like everything, onion, and cream cheese with onion/chives.
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Geezer wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2019 7:09 ambagels suck
I can agree that many/most do.
You have a good one in the right frame of mind, all is well in the world.
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A good toasted bagel with veggie cream cheese can be pretty damn good.
I'd rather toast but a bagel is better than a muffin or a donut.
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Toasted sesame seed bagel with hummus
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Lox, eggs, and unyins on everything bagel.
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So the manager brought in donuts.

This coworker chick just asked if anyone wants to split one.
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ousdahl wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 9:38 am So the manager brought in donuts.

This coworker chick just asked if anyone wants to split one.
So, she's asking for it?
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split it with her lady and the tramp style
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Someone brought in donuts today. Opened up the boxes. Counted 4 half donuts in there.

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sooo egg sammiches.

Crashed at a homie’s house last night, and he wakes up and makes breakfast. “Don’t eat that one bro, I overcooked it, take this one instead.” And I get a runny liquid mess.

I like my eggs over medium on their own, but on a sammich that yolk should be cooked. Any less defeats the purpose of a sammich. It should be self-contained, not dripping down your hands.
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