Where TF is the Impeachment Inquiry Thread?

[Shirley]

How long before republicans tire of turning themselves inside out trying to avoid revealing that they're betraying their oath to the Constitution by allowing Trump to solicit help from a foreign government to influence our election, again? We've seen republican Senator Cory Gardner of Co. make a fool of himself, VP Pence stand next to republican Senator Joni Ernst looking like a slobbering dolt, Joni Ernst reveal herself at a town hall and cut her constituents off for asking if Trump's ask was wrong, and no doubt, Susan Collins is "concerned".

We're still a year away from the election and you have to think they're going to get tired of prostrating themselves before Trump at some point, don't you?

[Shirley]

lulz

ETTD

#karmaisabitch

Gordon Sondland, $1,000,000 donor to Trump, U.S. ambassador to the European Union, and Portland-based hotel chain founder, will be testifying before a congressional committee this week, near you:

[japhy]

Trey Gowdy insists on having the worst hair in the room so he couldn't risk working with Trump:

I wonder if that was the dealbreaker? Trey is gone before he even sat down at a desk. Even The Mooch lasted longer than that.

[Deleted User 266]

Is #4 what you get when you cross Matthew McConaughey with John Stewart?

[ousdahl]

So Trump’s former Russia adviser is testifying to congress today

[Shirley]

Uh oh, this doesn't look goodest for Trump and his republican enablers:

[Shirley]

[Shirley]

[ousdahl]

Rudy orchestrating a shadow foreign policy outside the state department, wow

[ousdahl]

...and can ya blame him? I mean who else is supposed to do foreign policy, considering the state department nowadays is little more than a bible study group?

[Shirley]

[Shirley]

Correction?

Oh, OK then. If it was only the Chief of Staff, no biggie...

lulz:

[Shirley]

Today In: "The Stable Genius Republican Reality TV Star Presidency":

[DCHawk1]

Bolton awaits your apologies.

[Shirley]

Bolton awaits your apologies.

Rumor has it that Bolton will agree to testify before Adam Schiff's committee, but only if they let him lob a nuclear missile at Iran, first.

[ousdahl]

The only reason I wouldn’t think the whistleblower is Bolton is cuz I always thought he looked like such an archetypal scooby doo culprit, just waiting to have that wrinkly mustachio’d mask pulled off...and he woulda gotten away with it too, if it wuznt for those meddling kids and their dog!

[seahawk]

Interesting that the 'standup guys' in testifying have been....women.

[Shirley]

Interesting that the 'standup guys' in testifying have been....women.

By the way Fiona Hill and Maria Yovanovitch are both immigrants. Thank God for immigrants, who founded America, and might have just saved it.

[twocoach]

Rudy orchestrating a shadow foreign policy outside the state department, wow

Likely so that some of the conversation he has with Trump about it can be attempted to be hidden by attorney-client priviledge.

[zsn]

I saw an awesome tweet about the Bolton situation, stating something to the effect to look for Bolton to keep orchestrating regime-changes....except this time it is right here at home!

Also, apparently the slapdown of WH lawyers by Fiona Hill's lawyers is epic.