The Meat Thread

[jhawks99]

Interesting. I may give it a shot although marinating in mayo squiggs me out.

[chiknbut]

Mayo on a burger, no thanks.

Mayo on a BLT, yes please.
Mayo in a tuna salad/chicken salad, yes please.
Pimento cheese, yes please.
Light amount of mayo in a lobster roll, potato salad or cole slaw, yes please.

Perhaps the only thing more disgusting than mayo is pimento cheese.

[Cascadia]

Mayo is so gross that restaurants try to hide it by calling it aioli or house sauce

[Cascadia]

Ketchup - No
Mayo - No
BBQ Meat - Yes
BBQ Sauce - only on BBQ Meat
Mustard - Yes, it’s simply the best condiment

Ranch - Go fuck yourself

Hot Dogs - Only at a summer baseball day game

[jhawks99]

Ketchup = Santorum of Satan
Mayo = good stuff and very versatile
BBQ Meat = yum-0
BBQ Sauce = only if it isn't too sweet and it should be nowhere near cheese
Mustard = love most of it, not crazy about French's
Ranch= David Chang is making it cool again
Hot Dogs = I like good ones with dijon and sauerkraut

Real deal aioli is pretty allsome stuff. It isn't mayo mixed with garlic and whatever crap the chef has a boner for today
https://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/mor ... rlic-aioli

[Cascadia]

For me, ranch dressing just makes every thing taste like ..........ranch.


It’s a masking agent with a below average flavor. Plus, watching people drown their pizza in it makes me want to OU ch them in the face.

[Cascadia]

Oh, and ketchup......ugh.......if you’re that hard up for ketchup, just sprinkle some sugar on some fresh tomatoes

[jhawks99]

I'm not a fan of ranch. I've seen it as a dip for pizza and served with chips in "Mexican" restaurants. Chang's version is supposed to be tasty.

Ketchup should be wiped off the face of the Earth.

[DCHawk1]

So, you're a ketchup on a hot dog guy???

hot dogs are fucking disgusting

[DCHawk1]

Yellow mustard is fucking disgusting

[Geezer]

Ketchup = Santorum of Satan

amazing

[jhawks99]

Ketchup = Santorum of Satan

amazing

I can't be in the same room with the stuff.

[zsn]

Cole slaw can just be vinegar based.
Potato salad can be made with just oil.
Lobster rolls can come with oil or butter.

Coleslaw should only be made with a vinegar base.

Fuck mayo. Never put mayo on anything.

Not a big fan of mayo. The coleslaw that they make at Primanti Bros in Pittsburgh (which they put inside the sandwich, along with fries) is made with vinegar only. I believe they said that the ingredients were just cabbage, vinegar, salt, pepper and a pinch of sugar. Probably the best restaurant coleslaw that I have ever had

As for 99's "coleslaw" (fish: it is a salad because it's Dutch for 'cabbage salad') - it's similar to what some West Coast taquerias make to put on their tacos. I sometimes use pretty much the same recipe, but also add some grated ginger. Goes really well on tostadas!

I don't eat any mustard where I cannot see at least some part of the seed - coarser the mustard the better it is!!

[Deleted User 62]

So, you're a ketchup on a hot dog guy???

hot dogs are fucking disgusting

Truth

[Leawood]

I dated a girl in high school. We went to her house after school to “study.” But first, she was hungry, made a turkey sandwich, and slathered mayo all over it. Then she wanted to make out. Pass. She broke up with me on the spot.

She is now a front page editor with a major national newspaper.

There is a moral in that story somewhere.

[ousdahl]

Considering many folks may be weirded out by mayo on some Freudian slip level, I’m sorta surprised you didn’t go with it bro. Homegirl likes to be slathered.

[Leawood]

I know. She never married, and her brother told me that she considered me her guy. I totally fucked that up. Oh well. Watching midget porn isn’t so bad.

[CrimsonNBlue]

So, you're a ketchup on a hot dog guy???

hot dogs are fucking disgusting

Kind of a soft stance.

[jhawks99]

Garage sale day today. Wife and kid get a pizza. Chicken, pineapple, and bbq sauce.

I had a ham sammich.

[pdub]

I like all the people who are like "oh god ketchup is the worst on everything!" but love BBQ sauce.
BBQ sauce is basically spiced ketchup.