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An 8-year-old border collie named Lulu is inheriting a $5 million trust

https://www.cnn.com/2021/02/13/us/dog-b ... index.html
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Holy shit!

Just driving home through my neighborhood, and at the last minute some tourist wearing all black with no light walking down the road, so I slow down. Then, his dog comes flying in front of me, fuck! I skid to a stop on the snowy road and almost hit it. Holy shit!

I stick my head out and yell, please leash your dog! I do not wanna kill it!

“Yeah but the thing is yall...”

YALL ARE IRRESPONSIBLE!
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“To love another animal so different and useless is to remind ourselves of how strange humans can be.”

https://newyorker.com/culture/personal-history/bad-dog
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Today's edition of - wtf?

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Well if we’re allowed to talk pols on this bored now too then...


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Goddammit. Dont fuck up the dog thread. Dogs are independent of politics.
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Oh come on bro, at least Chelsea’s housebroken.
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Dogs dont deserve your meager attempts at satire....particularly your political flavor of satire.

They're better than that
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Yeah, it’s unfair to compare a dog to a Clinton.

I mean at least that pooch has normal size ankles, amirite?
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Its not even funny. Dog thread. Get out of it.
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Shit, think I’m about to get hit with a rolled up newspaper again...
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Sorry TDub.

But I intend this one to be enjoyed with no pols and all doggo.

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As bat shit crazy as she is, I wouldn't mind being that dog.




Grandma's early afternoon....

Outside the Hyatt Centric on the corner of St. Clair and Erie.
Modest looking couple probably early 50s loading up their mini van.
Cute black dog with bandages on it's right front leg and right back leg.
Guy goes to open the door to let the dog in and he cracks the dog in/on the head with the car door.
I heard the thud. It was sickening. Dog kind of stumbles and appears to be dazed. Guy acts as if nothing happened.
Grandma being Grandma - "REALLY!?!?"
Guy - "What"?
Grandma - "You just cracked your dog on the head and acted like it was no big deal. Never-mind. I just hope you didn't break your dog's skull. Have a nice day".
Guy nor his assumed wife responded so I kept walking.
Poor dog.
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Grandma wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 1:54 pm As bat shit crazy as she is, I wouldn't mind being that dog.




Grandma's early afternoon....

Outside the Hyatt Centric on the corner of St. Clair and Erie.
Modest looking couple probably early 50s loading up their mini van.
Cute black dog with bandages on it's right front leg and right back leg.
Guy goes to open the door to let the dog in and he cracks the dog in/on the head with the car door.
I heard the thud. It was sickening. Dog kind of stumbles and appears to be dazed. Guy acts as if nothing happened.
Grandma being Grandma - "REALLY!?!?"
Guy - "What"?
Grandma - "You just cracked your dog on the head and acted like it was no big deal. Never-mind. I just hope you didn't break your dog's skull. Have a nice day".
Guy nor his assumed wife responded so I kept walking.
Poor dog.
Dogs rule.

People suck.
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It’s the hoomans who need to be kennel trained
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ousdahl wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 5:20 pm It’s the hoomans who need to be euthanized
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