Just driving home through my neighborhood, and at the last minute some tourist wearing all black with no light walking down the road, so I slow down. Then, his dog comes flying in front of me, fuck! I skid to a stop on the snowy road and almost hit it. Holy shit!
I stick my head out and yell, please leash your dog! I do not wanna kill it!
“Yeah but the thing is yall...”
YALL ARE IRRESPONSIBLE!
Re: Dogs
Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2021 4:59 pm
by Deleted User 89
“To love another animal so different and useless is to remind ourselves of how strange humans can be.”
Well if we’re allowed to talk pols on this bored now too then...
Re: Dogs
Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2021 11:36 am
by TDub
Goddammit. Dont fuck up the dog thread. Dogs are independent of politics.
Re: Dogs
Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2021 11:50 am
by ousdahl
Oh come on bro, at least Chelsea’s housebroken.
Re: Dogs
Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2021 11:56 am
by TDub
Dogs dont deserve your meager attempts at satire....particularly your political flavor of satire.
They're better than that
Re: Dogs
Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2021 12:05 pm
by ousdahl
Yeah, it’s unfair to compare a dog to a Clinton.
I mean at least that pooch has normal size ankles, amirite?
Re: Dogs
Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2021 12:17 pm
by TDub
Its not even funny. Dog thread. Get out of it.
Re: Dogs
Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2021 12:26 pm
by ousdahl
Shit, think I’m about to get hit with a rolled up newspaper again...
Re: Dogs
Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2021 10:32 am
by Deleted User 289
Re: Dogs
Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2021 10:36 am
by Deleted User 289
Re: Dogs
Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2021 6:38 pm
by ousdahl
Sorry TDub.
But I intend this one to be enjoyed with no pols and all doggo.
Re: Dogs
Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 1:54 pm
by Deleted User 289
As bat shit crazy as she is, I wouldn't mind being that dog.
Grandma's early afternoon....
Outside the Hyatt Centric on the corner of St. Clair and Erie.
Modest looking couple probably early 50s loading up their mini van.
Cute black dog with bandages on it's right front leg and right back leg.
Guy goes to open the door to let the dog in and he cracks the dog in/on the head with the car door.
I heard the thud. It was sickening. Dog kind of stumbles and appears to be dazed. Guy acts as if nothing happened.
Grandma being Grandma - "REALLY!?!?"
Guy - "What"?
Grandma - "You just cracked your dog on the head and acted like it was no big deal. Never-mind. I just hope you didn't break your dog's skull. Have a nice day".
Guy nor his assumed wife responded so I kept walking.
Poor dog.
Re: Dogs
Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 5:18 pm
by twocoach
Grandma wrote: ↑Tue Feb 23, 2021 1:54 pm
As bat shit crazy as she is, I wouldn't mind being that dog.
Grandma's early afternoon....
Outside the Hyatt Centric on the corner of St. Clair and Erie.
Modest looking couple probably early 50s loading up their mini van.
Cute black dog with bandages on it's right front leg and right back leg.
Guy goes to open the door to let the dog in and he cracks the dog in/on the head with the car door.
I heard the thud. It was sickening. Dog kind of stumbles and appears to be dazed. Guy acts as if nothing happened.
Grandma being Grandma - "REALLY!?!?"
Guy - "What"?
Grandma - "You just cracked your dog on the head and acted like it was no big deal. Never-mind. I just hope you didn't break your dog's skull. Have a nice day".
Guy nor his assumed wife responded so I kept walking.
Poor dog.
Dogs rule.
People suck.
Re: Dogs
Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 5:20 pm
by ousdahl
It’s the hoomans who need to be kennel trained
Re: Dogs
Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 5:29 pm
by Deleted User 89
ousdahl wrote: ↑Tue Feb 23, 2021 5:20 pm
It’s the hoomans who need to be euthanized