Kansas Crimson

Leawood wrote: ↑Sat May 29, 2021 4:49 pm There has been a price spike with the lifting of mask mandate.

Escorts?

Overlander wrote: ↑Sat May 29, 2021 5:30 pm

Leawood wrote: ↑Sat May 29, 2021 4:49 pm There has been a price spike with the lifting of mask mandate.

Escorts?

The entrance fees at touche

Is shindig alive?
Or did he get to first base with an axe murderer?
( someone who murders people who spray themselves with axe )

20 something year old kid I know just posted a video (endlesssupply - "story" on Instagram) of him partying outside at a club - Joy District.
As far as the youngsters are concerned, it sure looks like Covid is over.
Heck, I'm wondering if I (a 54 year old short fat bald ugly guy with not much money) should go there and have him be a wing man so I can try and get laid.
Nah, I'm not wondering. I'm confident I couldn't unless they thought I had money and I had a bunch of blow on me. I have neither.
Looks like the excitement of the evening for me will be....Going up on my rooftop and listening to music and watching the sunset. Then I'll watch the last few minutes of the 6ers/Wiz game (if it's close - and it probably won't be) and then the Jazz/Grizz game if it doesn't put me to sleep.

Good luck to those of you single guys going out tonight! Bang 'em twice - once for you and once for me.

“Well I usually call you daddy, but if you really want me to, for this round I can call you gutter...”

Hey all, been a long couple nights. My date Friday went well, we met up at this bar called "social" in Waldo that used to be a Tanners. Both got pretty drunk, but not wasted. We took an Uber back to my house and fooled around a bit. I probably could have gotten laid, but she was really drunk, so I did the right thing (I think) and we just slept in bed together. Did get some action in the morning though.

Saturday night was a college buddies night out. I'm still slightly hung over, but my date from Friday is on her way over. I'm grilling some marinated chicken and veggies. Tonight could be good. Just grabbed a Freestate beer and getting ready. More updates soon.

shindig wrote: ↑Sun May 30, 2021 6:01 pm Hey all, been a long couple nights. My date Friday went well, we met up at this bar called "social" in Waldo that used to be a Tanners. Both got pretty drunk, but not wasted. We took an Uber back to my house and fooled around a bit. I probably could have gotten laid, but she was really drunk, so I did the right thing (I think) and we just slept in bed together. Did get some action in the morning though.

Saturday night was a college buddies night out. I'm still slightly hung over, but my date from Friday is on her way over. I'm grilling some marinated chicken and veggies. Tonight could be good. Just grabbed a Freestate beer and getting ready. More updates soon.

Yeah, 2nd date, that quick, at least mutual.head

Trying to think of a 69 joke but can’t. So just share a 69 story instead.

So sitting around drinking in college somebody makes a 69 joke. Don’t think it was even a good one cuz I can’t think of that joke either.

So not a good joke, so no one laughs, except my gushered roommate from Wisconsin.

“Don’t you guys get it?”

Guess not, gushered roommate from wiscahnsin, wanna explain it?

“it’s when you lick on her poosy at the same time as she sucks yer cahck. so fahkin cool dood!”

everyone laughed at that one

shindig wrote: ↑Sun May 30, 2021 6:01 pm Hey all, been a long couple nights. My date Friday went well, we met up at this bar called "social" in Waldo that used to be a Tanners. Both got pretty drunk, but not wasted. We took an Uber back to my house and fooled around a bit. I probably could have gotten laid, but she was really drunk, so I did the right thing (I think) and we just slept in bed together. Did get some action in the morning though.

Saturday night was a college buddies night out. I'm still slightly hung over, but my date from Friday is on her way over. I'm grilling some marinated chicken and veggies. Tonight could be good. Just grabbed a Freestate beer and getting ready. More updates soon.

Yeah buddy, nice work

Good chikn.

pdub wrote: ↑Mon May 31, 2021 6:42 amGood chikn.

Good night last night. Finally broke my year + of not getting laid. Little worn out..lol. Just dropped her off at her house. Think I'm just chilling today, kind of rainy day. Fortunately I didn't drink much last night, we split a bottle of wine, so not hungover, just a little tired.

You can thank KCrim.

pdub wrote: ↑Mon May 31, 2021 12:19 pm You can thank KCrim.

Yes. And I did 86 the axe body spray. She saw it in my bathroom and was like "you don't use this do you?"..lol. I told her it was probably my friend Rob's who stayed last weekend at my house. I then thought, goddamn, I'm already making up lies...oh well, it was a minor lie.

You're welcome. Now axe the axe

TDub wrote: ↑Mon May 31, 2021 1:18 pm You're welcome. Now axe the axe

I tossed it in the trash.

shindig wrote: ↑Mon May 31, 2021 12:46 pm

pdub wrote: ↑Mon May 31, 2021 12:19 pm You can thank KCrim.

Yes. And I did 86 the axe body spray. She saw it in my bathroom and was like "you don't use this do you?"..lol. I told her it was probably my friend Rob's who stayed last weekend at my house. I then thought, goddamn, I'm already making up lies...oh well, it was a minor lie.

It had to have crossed her mind that "Rob" could be more than a friend if he is showering at your place

TDub wrote: ↑Sat May 29, 2021 4:48 pm This thread is depressing

Agreed. I hope my wife never divorces me. Dating outside of your 20s sounds awful and I am way outside my 20s any more.

shindig wrote: ↑Mon May 31, 2021 1:50 pm

TDub wrote: ↑Mon May 31, 2021 1:18 pm You're welcome. Now axe the axe

I tossed it in the trash.

One ex loved the smell of old school (green bottle) Polo cologne.
She bought it for me and I occasionally wore it for HER.

Another ex loved the smell of Davidoff Cool Water.
She bought it for me and I occasionally wore it for HER.

The actual DAY/S I broke up with them - they went in the trash.

Glad ya got ya "sum" shindig!

I don’t think I’ve worn cologne since I was a little kid and parents and their friends took us to dinner at some fancy country club or something, and the bathroom had like cologne and mouthwash and all sorts of stuff to get you all freshened up. My bro and I sampled every bottle in that joint. We left the bathroom smelling like we were on our way to go wingman for shindig.

Mrs 99 likes "smelly good". Burns my nose, I hate it. I occasionally wear some for HER. I think it's Stetson.