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Re: Where's the petri dish thread?

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 1:58 pm
by ousdahl
not my romcom idea:

So two singles meet at a bar and go home with one another. Wake up, realize they have corona virus, and then have to quarantine together for the next two weeks.

Call it, “Just the two of (vir)Us”

Re: Where's the petri dish thread?

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 1:58 pm
by Deleted User 303
ousdahl wrote: Thu Mar 12, 2020 1:58 pm not my romcom idea:

So two singles meet at a bar and go home with one another. Wake up, realize they have corona virus, and then have to quarantine together for the next two weeks.

Call it, “Just the two of (vir)Us”
Why do they need to be together?

Re: Where's the petri dish thread?

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:00 pm
by ousdahl
Because how is it a romcom if it’s just two singles jacking off in isolation?

Re: Where's the petri dish thread?

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:03 pm
by Deleted User 89
ousdahl wrote: Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:00 pm Because how is it a romcom if it’s just two singles jacking off in isolation?
is this a gay romcom?

i always thought the fairer sex "rubbed one out"...ya know, little circles and all that

Re: Where's the petri dish thread?

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:05 pm
by Deleted User 303
TraditionKU wrote: Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:03 pm
ousdahl wrote: Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:00 pm Because how is it a romcom if it’s just two singles jacking off in isolation?
is this a gay romcom?

i always thought the fairer sex "rubbed one out"...ya know, little circles and all that
Jacking off is used by women too.

Re: Where's the petri dish thread?

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:05 pm
by ousdahl
That post gives the fairer sex a bad vibe.

No for real, the batteries in the dildo need to be changed again.

Re: Where's the petri dish thread?

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:10 pm
by DCHawk1
Shirley's Law.

Too bad she's gone. I miss her.

Re: Where's the petri dish thread?

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:11 pm
by ousdahl
Yeah, if we as a species are gonna survive this, we need to up our efforts with the jokes and memes and such.

Has anyone placed any blame on Kendrick Lamar’s left stroke?

Re: Where's the petri dish thread?

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:17 pm
by Deleted User 303
ousdahl wrote: Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:11 pm Yeah, if we as a species are gonna survive this, we need to up our efforts with the jokes and memes and such.

Has anyone placed any blame on Kendrick Lamar’s left stroke?
Not yet. It just went viral.

Re: Where's the petri dish thread?

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:26 pm
by japhy

Re: Where's the petri dish thread?

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:45 pm
by ousdahl
Ghost of dotNET past wrote: Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:17 pm
ousdahl wrote: Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:11 pm Yeah, if we as a species are gonna survive this, we need to up our efforts with the jokes and memes and such.

Has anyone placed any blame on Kendrick Lamar’s left stroke?
Not yet. It just went viral.
Well when you put it that way, it’ll be like 3 months before Merica even gets the joke, and when they do, much effort will he put into downplaying how funny it is.

Re: Where's the petri dish thread?

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:49 pm
by Deleted User 303
Unrelated, today I made about $1k with random tickets to events I had get cancelled. Time to stock up on boozes for the next two months.

Re: Where's the petri dish thread?

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:51 pm
by ousdahl
Just got word from management that our bookings are actually trending up.

Apparently some mix of deal seekers, folks who think the crowds will he down, and/or y’all are just that stubborn and entitled?

Re: Where's the petri dish thread?

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:52 pm
by Deleted User 303
ousdahl wrote: Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:51 pm Just got word from management that our bookings are actually trending up.

Apparently some mix of deal seekers, folks who think the crowds will he down, and/or y’all are just that stubborn and entitled?
Some of the things that are staying open are slashing prices. I wouldn't mind be a tourist right now.

Re: Where's the petri dish thread?

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:52 pm
by TDub
Is pdub your client?

Re: Where's the petri dish thread?

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:54 pm
by Deleted User 303
TDub wrote: Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:52 pm Is pdub your client?
Dubs and all his bad ass cabin-loving friends.

Re: Where's the petri dish thread?

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:56 pm
by TDub
Ghost of dotNET past wrote: Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:54 pm
TDub wrote: Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:52 pm Is pdub your client?
Dubs and all his bad ass cabin-loving friends.
Giving dub a bad name all over the country.

Re: Where's the petri dish thread?

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:58 pm
by Deleted User 303
Oh shit, you're right. I can't believe Pwhittmore store your name, and tried to put a P on the front.

Asshole

Re: Where's the petri dish thread?

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 3:01 pm
by TDub
Precisely

Re: Where's the petri dish thread?

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 3:03 pm
by DCHawk1
lulz