Kansas Crimson

pdub wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2023 10:26 pm Dale Diamond just did a line off Hawklins neon mushroom poster.

I wouldn’t shine a black light on that thing

That’s Dale from 15 years ago before he was doing lines in the Shacks women’s restroom.

He’s a bit more, uh, wordly now.
And he sure as hell doesn’t smile.

Dang.

nowadays he must be starring at the Derbyshire Adults Club.

another bucket!

plus another of whatever Dale's serving

wait, just realized he was also the dood who sold shrooms to Beav at the Phish show

man.

Think Imma try to unplug from the news, and just watch the KU game here for the rest of the day.

If you don't hate me, come belly up and split this bucket with me!

if you DO hate me, at least take it to QT.

whoa, I think I just discovered some precious metals and gemstones in the bathroom!


nm, they musta just fallen off of Dale's jacket.

LOL!

bucket?

Hell ya.

I'll hang

Off to Lawrence for delayed Xmas.
Maybe see you all at Dillon’s or Thai Siam.

Oysters at Jefferson's?

I’d rather die.
And I’d like hanging out with you so that just tells you my feelings about Jefferson’s.

Actually, it wasn't very good the last time I was there. And I passed on the oysters.

Ah, heck, it’s New Year’s Eve, why take it chill.

I’ve mentioned the Parshall Inn, right?

It’s like, on my Mount Rushmore of dive bars.

I mean...

This may be my neighborhood dive bar. Went once. Pretty good burger and friendly barkeep.

https://www.wildbillssportssaloon-woodbury.com/

Looks good.

But that website is not divey enough.

If a dive has a website (and that’s a big if), it should look something more like this:

http://www.parshallinn.com/

jhawks99 wrote: ↑Sun Dec 31, 2023 7:58 pm This may be my neighborhood dive bar. Went once. Pretty good burger and friendly barkeep.

https://www.wildbillssportssaloon-woodbury.com/

That is an extensive menu for a "bar". If the food is good, you'll be like family,

or something.

BTW, being new, if you want to get on their good side, be sure to point out that at the The American Royal World Series of Barbecue in Kansas City, the largest barbecue contest in the WORLD, having ribs with meat that "falls-off-the-bone", will cost you points.

They'll appreciate knowing that.

As a certified KCBS judge and 10 time competitor at "The Royal " I'll be sure to pass it along.