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Re: COVID-19 - On the Ground
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2022 12:08 pm
by CrimsonNBlue
MICHHAWK wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 12:04 pm
my wife was driving her father to one of the local pharmacies the other day to get a china fungus test. they had an appointment. as they were driving to the appointment she gets a text from the pharmacy telling her the results of his test. he tested positive for the china fungus. problem was, he had not yet taken the test.
Probably a conspiracy by the pharmaceutical companies to take over and control the entire world.
Occam's Razor, and all.
Re: COVID-19 - On the Ground
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2022 12:09 pm
by Deleted User 863
TDub wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 12:07 pm
Mjl wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 11:59 am
Do you have time to pick up his stuff?
If not, what happens if you say "I don't have time to pick up his stuff"?
he'll have to limit his post count here temporarily
Assuming it's not just another made up story...
Re: COVID-19 - On the Ground
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2022 12:18 pm
by TDub
BasketballJayhawk wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 12:09 pm
TDub wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 12:07 pm
Mjl wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 11:59 am
Do you have time to pick up his stuff?
If not, what happens if you say "I don't have time to pick up his stuff"?
he'll have to limit his post count here temporarily
Assuming it's not just another made up story...
well, actually, I'm wrong. Its been 2 weeks and he hasn't slowed down yet....so....seems like he can pick up the slack without impacting his contributions here.
Re: COVID-19 - On the Ground
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2022 12:28 pm
by RainbowsandUnicorns
MICHHAWK wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 12:04 pm
my wife was driving her father to one of the local pharmacies the other day to get a china fungus test. they had an appointment. as they were driving to the appointment she gets a text from the pharmacy telling her the results of his test. he tested positive for the china fungus. problem was, he had not yet taken the test.
Re: COVID-19 - On the Ground
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2022 12:38 pm
by JKLivin
TDub wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 12:18 pm
BasketballJayhawk wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 12:09 pm
TDub wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 12:07 pm
he'll have to limit his post count here temporarily
Assuming it's not just another made up story...
well, actually, I'm wrong. Its been 2 weeks and he hasn't slowed down yet....so....seems like he can pick up the slack without impacting his contributions here.
He's demonstrated an admirable work ethic thus far. I'm sure he'll set aside sleep and food and social activities to keep his post count where it needs to be.
Re: COVID-19 - On the Ground
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2022 12:39 pm
by JKLivin
MICHHAWK wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 12:04 pm
my wife was driving her father to one of the local pharmacies the other day to get a china fungus test. they had an appointment. as they were driving to the appointment she gets a text from the pharmacy telling her the results of his test. he tested positive for the china fungus. problem was, he had not yet taken the test.
Same thing happened to a friend of my dad. Doesn't improve my faith in the system.
Re: COVID-19 - On the Ground
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2022 12:40 pm
by pdub
I was gonna say I have more posts than ousdahl so what's that make me - but then I looked at his count.
He'll be first to 20,000!
Re: COVID-19 - On the Ground
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2022 12:45 pm
by ousdahl
Goat material. Putting up Wilt numbers on the kcrim.
Actually how many posts would illy have if he hadn’t illy’d himself so many times?
He’s pushing 5k and his current account turns 1 tomorrow
Re: COVID-19 - On the Ground
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2022 1:21 pm
by Deleted User 863
ousdahl wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 12:45 pm
Goat material. Putting up Wilt numbers on the kcrim.
Actually how many posts would illy have if he hadn’t illy’d himself so many times?
He’s pushing 5k and his current account turns 1 tomorrow
I made it a year?
Re: COVID-19 - On the Ground
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2022 1:23 pm
by Deleted User 863
I'd guess you'd still have me.
You're more Wilt. I am more Westbrook. Just lots of nonsense. Big numbers. But nonsense.
Re: COVID-19 - On the Ground
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2022 1:33 pm
by PhDhawk
JKLivin wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 12:39 pm
MICHHAWK wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 12:04 pm
my wife was driving her father to one of the local pharmacies the other day to get a china fungus test. they had an appointment. as they were driving to the appointment she gets a text from the pharmacy telling her the results of his test. he tested positive for the china fungus. problem was, he had not yet taken the test.
Same thing happened to a friend of my dad. Doesn't improve my faith in the system.
Funny how these things seem to ONLY happen to the bots, err people on one side of the aisle.
Color me skeptical.
Although....I scheduled to get my booster and flu shot at the same time. I only got the flu shot. Had to go back a couple days later to get the booster.
Makes you question I'd anything is real nomesayin.
Oooohweeeeeooooh.
Puts tinfoil hat back on.
Re: COVID-19 - On the Ground
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2022 1:37 pm
by Cascadia
PhDhawk wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 1:33 pm
JKLivin wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 12:39 pm
MICHHAWK wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 12:04 pm
my wife was driving her father to one of the local pharmacies the other day to get a china fungus test. they had an appointment. as they were driving to the appointment she gets a text from the pharmacy telling her the results of his test. he tested positive for the china fungus. problem was, he had not yet taken the test.
Same thing happened to a friend of my dad. Doesn't improve my faith in the system.
Funny how these things seem to ONLY happen to the bots, err people on one side of the aisle.
Color me skeptical.
Although....I scheduled to get my booster and flu shot at the same time. I only got the flu shot. Had to go back a couple days later to get the booster.
Makes you question I'd anything is real nomesayin.
Oooohweeeeeooooh.
Puts tinfoil hat back on.
Dude, it’s so strange. I just got a call from my doctor telling me I’m pregnant. Really worried about squeezing this thing out my dick hole
Re: COVID-19 - On the Ground
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2022 1:40 pm
by CrimsonNBlue
Pretty much any narrative from MICH is an automatic "I'll take things that didn't happen for $400, Alex."
Re: COVID-19 - On the Ground
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2022 1:41 pm
by Overlander
PhDhawk wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 1:33 pm
JKLivin wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 12:39 pm
MICHHAWK wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 12:04 pm
my wife was driving her father to one of the local pharmacies the other day to get a china fungus test. they had an appointment. as they were driving to the appointment she gets a text from the pharmacy telling her the results of his test. he tested positive for the china fungus. problem was, he had not yet taken the test.
Same thing happened to a friend of my dad. Doesn't improve my faith in the system.
Funny how these things seem to ONLY happen to the bots, err people on one side of the aisle.
Color me skeptical.
My thoughts immediately.
Kinda like the stories that Preachers tell to Segway to a sermon.
Just believable enough to anyone who wants to believe it. To everyone else, it is clearly a made up bullshit tale.
Re: COVID-19 - On the Ground
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2022 1:42 pm
by Overlander
BasketballJayhawk wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 1:23 pm
I'd guess you'd still have me.
You're more Wilt. I am more Westbrook. Just lots of trolling. Big numbers. But trolling none the less
Re: COVID-19 - On the Ground
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2022 1:44 pm
by PhDhawk
CrimsonNBlue wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 1:40 pm
Pretty much any narrative from MICH is an automatic "I'll take things that didn't happen for $400, Alex."
I also question anything that was, "my dad's friend's nephew's girlfriend"
The more degrees of separation just means it's less likely true, and if true, shows how rare it truly is.
Re: COVID-19 - On the Ground
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:31 pm
by sdoyel
Re: COVID-19 - On the Ground
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:41 pm
by japhy
Overlander wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 1:41 pm
PhDhawk wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 1:33 pm
JKLivin wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 12:39 pm
Same thing happened to a friend of my dad. Doesn't improve my faith in the system.
Funny how these things seem to ONLY happen to the bots, err people on one side of the aisle.
Color me skeptical.
My thoughts immediately.
Kinda like the stories that Preachers tell to Segway to a sermon.
Just believable enough to anyone who wants to believe it. To everyone else, it is clearly a made up bullshit tale.
Damn.....so you probably don't think I was sent by God.....I am going to have to really think about this.
Re: COVID-19 - On the Ground
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:48 pm
by ousdahl
If it DID happen, it would likely just be an honest mistake thing, right? Like “oops sorry, called the wrong guy!”
In which case, the call would prob instead start and end with, “hi is this so and so? No, it’s mich’s father in law, never mind sorry wrong number k bye”
Re: COVID-19 - On the Ground
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:50 pm
by Overlander
japhy wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:41 pm
Overlander wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 1:41 pm
PhDhawk wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 1:33 pm
Funny how these things seem to ONLY happen to the bots, err people on one side of the aisle.
Color me skeptical.
My thoughts immediately.
Kinda like the stories that Preachers tell to Segway to a sermon.
Just believable enough to anyone who wants to believe it. To everyone else, it is clearly a made up bullshit tale.
Damn.....so you probably don't think I was sent by God.....I am going to have to really think about this.
Jury is still out on that one
