Kansas Crimson

1. The soldiers and the artillery shell
2. Seems about white!
3. marry: yellow ranger fuck: kapoof kill: mentos
4. Elon
5. I was just being crass with a friend, trying to be funny

1. when it comes to bomb gifs I don't like explosive hot takes, I like subtle references, like the one with the Russian hacker and the pen
2. still not as disturbing as how many gifs there are about explosive poops
3. fuck: the Coca Cola chick cuz of the way she takes that shot to the face, marry: what better wifey material than a farmer' wife, kill: the yellow ranger cuz I'm actually a secret agent for Rita Repulsa
4. at least growing up, the comics and cartoons had me convinced that if I ever did encounter a bomb in real life, it would be a round sphere with a fuse
5. goddamn, it's still on the hoops bored, so let's do this: fuck: the gaupo, or better yet invite him to the cocaine orgy, marry: Rupaul I mean the black ranger dressed like the pink ranger, kill: the chinaman from Korea, cuz considering how quickly he fell off the pop culture face of the earth, we can safely assume he's been dead for years anyway

oh damn I just noticed gutter already asked 5 questions for today so brb gotta do that