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Re: The Great Outdoors
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2022 2:13 pm
by DrPepper
Re: The Great Outdoors
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2022 2:17 pm
by Cascadia
The book is a great addition to the coffee table. Everyone picks it up, reads a couple of the reviews and laughs.
Re: The Great Outdoors
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2022 2:21 pm
by pdub
Isle Royale's.
"No cell service and terrible wifi."
Re: The Great Outdoors
Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2022 4:03 pm
by KUTradition
Re: The Great Outdoors
Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 2:38 pm
by KUTradition
baby scorpions are called scorplings
learn something new every day…
Re: The Great Outdoors
Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 3:14 pm
by jhawks99
Do they squish when you stomp on them?
I don't like scorpions.
Re: The Great Outdoors
Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 3:31 pm
by KUTradition
to be fair, they probably don’t like you either (if you’re trying to step on them)
most are entirely harmless, even if you get stung (unless you happen to be allergic)
there is a pretty good correlation between stinger/tail and pincer size and venom toxicity or clinical relevance…thick tail and weak pincers = nasty sting
Re: The Great Outdoors
Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 4:58 pm
by jhawks99
Squish them all
Re: The Great Outdoors
Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 5:04 pm
by KUTradition
Re: The Great Outdoors
Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 6:43 pm
by jhawks99
I know. Bugs with stingers and too many pairs of legs freak me out.
Re: The Great Outdoors
Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 7:18 pm
by TDub
scorpions are one of my least favorite things on this planet.
Re: The Great Outdoors
Posted: Fri May 20, 2022 5:00 am
by Cascadia
KUTradition wrote: ↑Thu May 19, 2022 2:38 pm
baby scorpions are called scorplings
learn something new every day…
Do you know what you call a baby Jayhawk?
Re: The Great Outdoors
Posted: Fri May 20, 2022 8:37 am
by ousdahl
the shorter mascot?
Re: The Great Outdoors
Posted: Fri May 20, 2022 9:52 am
by Cascadia
An illy
Re: The Great Outdoors
Posted: Fri May 20, 2022 11:51 am
by KUTradition
i thought the lead-in to that punchline was about a faux Jayhawk
Re: The Great Outdoors
Posted: Fri May 20, 2022 11:53 am
by Cascadia
Yeah, that would be better. Or wannabe.
Re: The Great Outdoors
Posted: Fri May 20, 2022 9:01 pm
by Deleted User 863
Your comedy routine definitely needs some work.
10/10 A+ for effort though.
Re: The Great Outdoors
Posted: Thu May 26, 2022 8:37 am
by KUTradition
Re: The Great Outdoors
Posted: Sun May 29, 2022 11:20 am
by ousdahl
had a pretty gnarly run-in out hiking.
Up a forest road, we come around corner and see a big bull moose snacking in the meadow along the edge of the road. We're still a couple hundred feet from the critter, so we just stay put and observe from afar. We don't want to approach him, rather just let him pass through whichever way he wants.
He checks us out, pointing his ears at us. Then goes back to munching. We let him take his time, hoping he just moves along. Suddenly, he starts walking straight in our direction, not really a full-on charge, but a very deliberate gait, and also ears pinned back huffing and puffing like he thinks he's behind QT.
We bail up the side of the ridge in the other direction, then take a very wide angle scrambling over boulders until he's far enough behind us we can get back on the forest road. He goes back to munching in the meadow like it never happened.
I fucking hate moose.
Re: The Great Outdoors
Posted: Sun May 29, 2022 12:55 pm
by TDub
moose are delicious. Best meat out there