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Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2019 10:38 am
by ousdahl
Man, so I randomly had to flick a guy off.

I’ve always had a personal policy against it, and don’t like putting negative energy into the universe, but it just sort of happened as a necessarily reaction.

I was going straight through an intersection when a big SUV with plates from you know where tried to turn left and almost hit me. I had to swerve to avoid a collision, and honked to make him aware I was there. He locks them up and just lays on the horn. Now he’s awkwardly stopped across the middle of the intersection. I work to get around him. As I do he’s still blasting the horn and now giving me a death glare, as if *I* am the one doing something wrong.

Motherfucker I have the right of way! This is where you’re supposed to mouth “sorry” and sheepishly wave. Since humility is apparently not an option, here’s a one finger salute. Peace out y’all.

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2019 10:46 am
by Shirley
ousdahl wrote: Fri Dec 20, 2019 10:38 am Man, so I randomly had to flick a guy off.

I’ve always had a personal policy against it, and don’t like putting negative energy into the universe, but it just sort of happened as a necessarily reaction.

I was going straight through an intersection when a big SUV with plates from you know where tried to turn left and almost hit me. I had to swerve to avoid a collision, and honked to make him aware I was there. He locks them up and just lays on the horn. Now he’s awkwardly stopped across the middle of the intersection. I work to get around him. As I do he’s still blasting the horn and now giving me a death glare, as if *I* am the one doing something wrong.

Motherfucker I have the right of way! This is where you’re supposed to mouth “sorry” and sheepishly wave. Since humility is apparently not an option, here’s a one finger salute. Peace out y’all.
"flick off". The incorrect way to say "flip off", which means to give someone the finger.

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2019 11:24 am
by DCHawk1
Thank you.

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2019 11:41 am
by DCHawk1

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2019 1:29 pm
by Deleted User 104
He shouldn't have apologized.

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2019 2:10 pm
by ousdahl
Feral wrote: Fri Dec 20, 2019 10:46 am
ousdahl wrote: Fri Dec 20, 2019 10:38 am Man, so I randomly had to flick a guy off.

I’ve always had a personal policy against it, and don’t like putting negative energy into the universe, but it just sort of happened as a necessarily reaction.

I was going straight through an intersection when a big SUV with plates from you know where tried to turn left and almost hit me. I had to swerve to avoid a collision, and honked to make him aware I was there. He locks them up and just lays on the horn. Now he’s awkwardly stopped across the middle of the intersection. I work to get around him. As I do he’s still blasting the horn and now giving me a death glare, as if *I* am the one doing something wrong.

Motherfucker I have the right of way! This is where you’re supposed to mouth “sorry” and sheepishly wave. Since humility is apparently not an option, here’s a one finger salute. Peace out y’all.
"flick off". The incorrect way to say "flip off", which means to give someone the finger.
you mean like this??

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(I cannot confirm nor deny whether this is real life footage of ousdahl driving...)

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2019 2:26 pm
by HouseDivided
My two most annoying and most frequently-encountered malapropisms:

Carmel when one actually means caramel
Calvary when one actually means cavalry

Both make me want to flick someone off when I hear them used.

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2019 2:27 pm
by ousdahl
Ohhh! Feral’s gonna give you the bird for that one!

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2019 6:11 pm
by Deleted User 104
What I find odd is that the word "too" seems to have disappeared from people's vocabulary. I see "to" instead of "too" all the time.

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2019 6:30 pm
by ChalkRocker
ousdahl wrote: Fri Dec 20, 2019 10:38 am Man, so I randomly had to flick a guy off.

I’ve always had a personal policy against it, and don’t like putting negative energy into the universe, but it just sort of happened as a necessarily reaction.

I was going straight through an intersection when a big SUV with plates from you know where tried to turn left and almost hit me. I had to swerve to avoid a collision, and honked to make him aware I was there. He locks them up and just lays on the horn. Now he’s awkwardly stopped across the middle of the intersection. I work to get around him. As I do he’s still blasting the horn and now giving me a death glare, as if *I* am the one doing something wrong.

Motherfucker I have the right of way! This is where you’re supposed to mouth “sorry” and sheepishly wave. Since humility is apparently not an option, here’s a one finger salute. Peace out y’all.
You did what you had to do.

That's that.

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2019 7:00 pm
by HouseDivided
lobster wrote: Fri Dec 20, 2019 6:11 pm What I find odd is that the word "too" seems to have disappeared from people's vocabulary. I see "to" instead of "too" all the time.
Another one I am always telling students: then and than are not interchangeable.

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2019 7:16 pm
by Deleted User 89
their/there/they’re

it’s/its

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2019 7:19 pm
by jhawks99
HouseDivided wrote: Fri Dec 20, 2019 7:00 pm
lobster wrote: Fri Dec 20, 2019 6:11 pm What I find odd is that the word "too" seems to have disappeared from people's vocabulary. I see "to" instead of "too" all the time.
Another one I am always telling students: then and than are not interchangeable.
I could always pick out an 85 sock. He got it exactly opposite every time.

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2019 7:22 pm
by HouseDivided
TraditionKU wrote: Fri Dec 20, 2019 7:16 pm their/there/they’re

it’s/its
Yes!

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2019 7:25 pm
by defixione
Has moot evolved into that zone where it is correct no matter how one uses it? I get pissy about that . . .

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2019 7:43 pm
by ousdahl
lobster wrote: Fri Dec 20, 2019 6:11 pm What I find odd is that the word "too" seems to have disappeared from people's vocabulary. I see "to" instead of "too" all the time.
That makes too of us!

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2019 7:43 pm
by HouseDivided
defixione wrote: Fri Dec 20, 2019 7:25 pm Has moot evolved into that zone where it is correct no matter how one uses it? I get pissy about that . . .
Probably. I only get pissy when people pronounce it “mute”.

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2019 7:48 pm
by ousdahl
ChalkRocker wrote: Fri Dec 20, 2019 6:30 pm
ousdahl wrote: Fri Dec 20, 2019 10:38 am Man, so I randomly had to flick a guy off.

I’ve always had a personal policy against it, and don’t like putting negative energy into the universe, but it just sort of happened as a necessarily reaction.

I was going straight through an intersection when a big SUV with plates from you know where tried to turn left and almost hit me. I had to swerve to avoid a collision, and honked to make him aware I was there. He locks them up and just lays on the horn. Now he’s awkwardly stopped across the middle of the intersection. I work to get around him. As I do he’s still blasting the horn and now giving me a death glare, as if *I* am the one doing something wrong.

Motherfucker I have the right of way! This is where you’re supposed to mouth “sorry” and sheepishly wave. Since humility is apparently not an option, here’s a one finger salute. Peace out y’all.
You did what you had to do.

That's that.

I didn’t want to do it.

I felt I owed it to them.

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Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2019 8:24 pm
by DCHawk1
defixione wrote: Fri Dec 20, 2019 7:25 pm Has moot evolved into that zone where it is correct no matter how one uses it? I get pissy about that . . .
Careful before you trigger RMan and reluctant/reticent.

Re: Totally random thread

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2019 11:11 pm
by TDub
HouseDivided wrote: Fri Dec 20, 2019 2:26 pm My two most annoying and most frequently-encountered malapropisms:

Carmel when one actually means caramel
Calvary when one actually means cavalry

Both make me want to flick someone off when I hear them used.
I'm guilty of Carmel. I know its technically "wrong" but I cant stand when people say Ker uh mel.