Totally random thread

[ousdahl]

Oh really? So grocery stores are a clusterfuck everywhere today?

Cuz I was about to ask, if there’s lines out the door at grocery stores in Colorado, does that mean all the grocery stores are empty in Texas?

[Deleted User 89]

grocery stores were nuts here yesterday and today

[pdub]

Never seen Dillons so packed.

[Cascadia]

I think we should put together a fundraiser. Let's get enough money for HouseDivided, Lobster and Illy to meet up and film their conversations. Put that crazy shit on YouTube and start counting the money. I'm not sure there has ever been that amount of bat shit crazy in one place.

[Deleted User 62]

There are only going to be 3 of us for Christmas this year, Mrs 99, youngest kid and me. I'm doing a low key dinner, not going all out but I want something nice. I procrastinate until lunchtime today and head out to Kroger. Parking lot is too full for me to even get in. Ok, no problem, I'll go the bigger one a little farther away.

I'm not familiar with this one, can't find anything. Takes an hour and half to get everything. Get in line to check out and the lady in front of me is having trouble with her card. Finally ends up paying in cash. My turn, finally. Young lady rings everything up, I run my debit card and the thingie says, "Not Authorized". Young lady says, "Yeah, that's been happening with debit cards today." I offer to run my credit card. It comes back the same. Young lady disappears for a minute and suggests I slide it rather than using the chip reader. Both cards say that I must use the chip reader. I'm shrugging my shoulders and ask how am I going to pay for this. Young lady has a blank stare, no apology, no signs of life. I say, "Well, you're going to have to put this stuff back then." "Ok, have a nice day."

Kentucky, dude.

[ousdahl]

let’s get this thread back on topic!


sooo who’s ever had a Tony Packo’s hot dog?

[Shirley]

[DCHawk1]

Jayhawks and James Bond...

[DCHawk1]

lulz...

Ricky Gervais killed awards shows for good...

[HouseDivided]

lulz...

Ricky Gervais killed awards shows for good...

You can only turn loose a guy with no filter and no conscience on live TV so many times before it comes back to bite you. Who knew?

[CrimsonNBlue]

Gervais was Golden Globes and was, once again, brilliant.

[DCHawk1]

Well, shit.

My drum-playing middle schooler is gonna be bummed.

[DCHawk1]

[Deleted User 62]

Awesome!
Immediately made think of this guy!

[HouseDivided]

“Seven females at a Rush concert. That’s gotta be some kind of record!”

[HouseDivided]

Awesome!
Immediately made think of this guy!

J. K. Simmons was genius in Whiplash. Very underrated film.

[ousdahl]

so there's this Instagram page called natureismetal. It's real life nature videos of nature being, like, metal as fuck.

I would go ahead and embiid a post, but consider this the disclaimer that doing so would require.

and so there was this video of a zebra crossing a river and crocs chomping on it. and it makes it to the bank and gets out, but with crocs still chomping. and it gets out of the water and you kinda think it made it until it finally gets up on the bank and, she spills her guts.

first of all, I hope it's not a warning sign of a future serial killer that I'm not that bothered about this video thus far. I mean nature is heavy metal rock and roll bro, it's just nature. I've always been fascinated by nature, even when it's being brutal.

second of all, didn't I pick a random time to start using a gender pronoun? that's why this is in this thread instead of the great outdoors thread. poor poor mare. also are female zebras called mares?

third of all, the video ends with the zebra turning her head to realize she's looking at her own guts, then turning her head back with this expression that every red blooded creature in the animal kingdom can recognize as, "I'm fucked." This point of the video finally bothers me.

fourth of all, this post is so hard rock fuckin heavy metal that I shoulda put it in the music thread.

fifth of all, as brutal as the video is, beaverfever is still unphased. But then next video is just some spider eating a beatle and he's all like OMG A SPIDER EEEK SO SCARY! like seriously somebody tell beaver to stop being a pussy.

but what makes this post totally random is this one time I was driving westbound thru Topeka and saw a zebra galloping down the interstate. A motherfucking zebra I shit you not! Right there on I-70! You can google it. It's worth a google.

anywho, so what's your favorite Instagram page?

[Deleted User 89]

yes, stallions and mares

[DCHawk1]

so there's this Instagram page called natureismetal. It's real life nature videos of nature being, like, metal as fuck.

I would go ahead and embiid a post, but consider this the disclaimer that doing so would require.

and so there was this video of a zebra crossing a river and crocs chomping on it. and it makes it to the bank and gets out, but with crocs still chomping. and it gets out of the water and you kinda think it made it until it finally gets up on the bank and, she spills her guts.

first of all, I hope it's not a warning sign of a future serial killer that I'm not that bothered about this video thus far. I mean nature is heavy metal rock and roll bro, it's just nature. I've always been fascinated by nature, even when it's being brutal.

second of all, didn't I pick a random time to start using a gender pronoun? that's why this is in this thread instead of the great outdoors thread. poor poor mare. also are female zebras called mares?

third of all, the video ends with the zebra turning her head to realize she's looking at her own guts, then turning her head back with this expression that every red blooded creature in the animal kingdom can recognize as, "I'm fucked." This point of the video finally bothers me.

fourth of all, this post is so hard rock fuckin heavy metal that I shoulda put it in the music thread.

fifth of all, as brutal as the video is, beaverfever is still unphased. But then next video is just some spider eating a beatle and he's all like OMG A SPIDER EEEK SO SCARY! like seriously somebody tell beaver to stop being a pussy.

but what makes this post totally random is this one time I was driving westbound thru Topeka and saw a zebra galloping down the interstate. A motherfucking zebra I shit you not! Right there on I-70! You can google it. It's worth a google.

anywho, so what's your favorite Instagram page?

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[jhawks99]

Our cat is weirdly attracted to the ice dispenser. She will come running from anywhere in the house when someone is filling their glass.

Weird cat.