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For Halloween I wanted to go as a MAGAt but my head wouldn't fit up my ass.

defixione wrote: ↑Sun Oct 06, 2024 5:13 pm For Halloween I wanted to go as a MAGAt but my head wouldn't fit up my ass.

Randy has some tips on loosening that sphincter

Overlander wrote: ↑Sun Oct 06, 2024 5:18 pm

defixione wrote: ↑Sun Oct 06, 2024 5:13 pm For Halloween I wanted to go as a MAGAt but my head wouldn't fit up my ass.

Randy has some tips on loosening that sphincter

1. Start with a fun size.

defixione wrote: ↑Sun Oct 06, 2024 5:13 pm For Halloween I wanted to go as a MAGAt but my head wouldn't fit up my ass.

Just go as Elon Musk wearing a MAGA hat and put some melted chocolate on your nose and some cornstarch and milk mixture all over you face.

To sell it, Defix will have to jump around the stage like a Price is Right contestant.

Overlander wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07, 2024 1:07 pm To sell it, Defix will have to jump around the stage like a Price is Right contestant.

Thanks for the laugh!
Dude likes to jump.

Happy Halloween you guys!

Who’s got a costume? Anyone doing anything?

I’m being a skeleton. Got this sweet sweat suit plus a top hat with bones on it. It’s cold here so wearing a suit jacket too, makes it look all fancy and even more fun.

VOTE like you're scared shitless for your daughter's future.

If you ever doubt Halloween is the best holiday, just remember there’s only one holiday when you get to see Tony Hawk dressed up like Larry David.





(Okay, maybe two holidays)

Halloween was kinda lame this year. It's not as overrated as New Years but pretty close.

We are in the fun stage of Halloween with our 2 kids. Old enough i don't have to walk around the neighborhood with them, but young enough that they're still excited about picking costumes and trick or treating.

Our neighborhood does a bunch of garage parties. So we had about 20 people at our house and another 20 or so at our neighbors, so I shuffled back and forth between. Kids stayed up too late, but everyone had fun.

I feel bad for teachers today at school. They're either going to get tired and grouchy kids, or hyper active kids still on a sugar buzz.

twocoach wrote: ↑Fri Nov 01, 2024 10:37 am Halloween was kinda lame this year. It's not as overrated as New Years but pretty close.

You're doing it wrong.
Halloween rules.

I also wore a suit jacket to complete the look and add a fancy vibe to the costume, and also cuz it's a chilly holiday and girls get cold and wanna wear your jacket even if they're not, which she did.

also I assume that's a two-way mirror with 99 peeping me from the other side.

I'm more concerned with the way that room is painted.

yea, for an otherwise fancy cocktail bar, the bathroom was actually kinda divey.

I also tried to omit the shitty caulk job around the sink.

If the brass is cheap enough to only staff two bartenders on a busy holiday party night, guessing they could care less about spending like $40 at Home Depot and a couple hours to make the bathroom look nice too.

Now I'm wondering if the rest of the bar was actually fancy, or just had the lights turned down low...

So you took a photo of yourself in a bathroom of a cocktail bar.
Was Hawklin in the stall huffing paint?