Lord of the Rubes - The Voter Fraud Chapter

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You are prefect. I considered Leawood, but he doesn't do well at high altitudes, gets all lightheaded and confused, spouts fuckin gibberish while sweating profusely. We don't need a Rudy on the team.

You on the other hand don't have a law degree and haven't taken the bar, so you can never be disbarred.

Exactly what we are looking for.

What size shoes do you wear?
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One size larger than Trump's.
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Clown shoes are measured in European sizes.
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Junior is on a bender...

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"The real issue with covid: its not killing enough people." - randylahey

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Sounds like Putin changed the password, huh?
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Going to be a rocky several years for a no-longer-useful but-still idiot.
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Dood's tweeter feed is going to be relentless.
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jhawks99 wrote: Mon Dec 14, 2020 7:14 am Dood's tweeter feed is going to be relentless.
I tend to think it'll be shut down.
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He'll find a channel. Parler, Newsmax, whatever. One thing is for sure, he won't shut up.
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sdoyel wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 11:18 pm Junior is on a bender...

What a weirdo. Is that his real voice? He should voice a Simpsons character ter after we toss his dad out of the White House.
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twocoach wrote: Mon Dec 14, 2020 8:25 am
sdoyel wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 11:18 pm Junior is on a bender...

What a weirdo. Is that his real voice? He should voice a Simpsons character ter after we toss his dad out of the White House.
Many things to question about the video.
He is the son of an alleged billionaire. Where the heck is he in the video? A Motel 6? Why?
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Grandma wrote: Mon Dec 14, 2020 9:20 am
twocoach wrote: Mon Dec 14, 2020 8:25 am
sdoyel wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 11:18 pm Junior is on a bender...

What a weirdo. Is that his real voice? He should voice a Simpsons character ter after we toss his dad out of the White House.
Many things to question about the video.
He is the son of an alleged billionaire. Where the heck is he in the video? A Motel 6? Why?
Looks like the hotel you go to to meet people you aren't supposed to meet.
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My favorite part of the story is how some of these rubes continued to bet even after the election was over, because they were sure it would be overturned. The number of suckers who have latched onto this loser of a grifting president is impressive.

https://news.yahoo.com/bet-big-trump-no ... 59876.html
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people are so dumb
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sdoyel wrote: Mon Dec 14, 2020 12:34 am
Perfect Trump exit, turn over the keys to Putin on his way out.
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There is still betting on the housing market collapse. Double or nothing.
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Shit is wild man.

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Before anyone gets all carried away without outrage about this, I think we need to acknowledge that both sides do it, and this is just how elections go these days.
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“I’m not nuts,” he told the outlet. “I’m not a conspiracy theory person.”

But if he walks like a walrus and swims like a walrus and quacks like a walrus.....

“If that’s what needs to be done, if there are people who have been identified as folks who are suspected of high crimes and misdemeanors, who are threatening the very security and foundation of our nation,” Steinburg told WRAL, “for whatever period of time it takes to round them up, then yes.”

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