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Re: Kids

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2019 7:14 pm
by ousdahl
No way you guys. Stop blaming the roomie just cuz she never came home to let the dog out. It’s so not her fault he shat on the rug again, remember?

Re: Kids

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 7:32 am
by Geezer
LOL

Sometimes it's just your turn.

Re: Kids

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 2:31 pm
by DrPepper
ousdahl wrote: Fri Dec 06, 2019 1:30 pm In a sammich deli for lunch when a family comes in with two little kids. From the moment they walk in the door, at least one of the kids is either screeching and/or crying. One rolled around on the floor wailing cuz dad wouldn’t let him have Cheetos or some shit.

At what point is it appropriate to say something?
Parenting is seriously hard work. All kids have bad days: hormones, undeveloped communication skills, sleep patterns that don’t fit the rest of society, general growing up. Don’t say anything at all or whisper to a parent, ‘it gets better,’ ‘don’t worry,’ ‘been there done that.’

Re: Kids

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 3:28 pm
by defixione
^^^^^

Re: Kids

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 3:47 pm
by DCHawk1
defixione wrote: Sat Dec 07, 2019 3:28 pm^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^

Re: Kids

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 8:24 pm
by pdub
Shoulda bought the kid a bag of cheetos.

Re: Kids

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2019 11:01 am
by Shirley

Re: Kids

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2019 11:44 am
by HouseDivided
Feral wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 11:01 am
Excellent preparation for marriage.

Re: Kids

Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2019 1:32 pm
by ousdahl
So I saw a little kid in a stroller wearing a Metallica shirt. Went up and asked which album is his favorite. He just sat there drooling. Fuckin poser.

Re: Kids

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2020 8:13 am
by ousdahl
sooo pregnant chicks....yikes!

Re: Kids

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2020 8:21 am
by jhawks99
Wait until they hit their middle 50's.

Re: Kids

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2020 12:08 pm
by HouseDivided
jhawks99 wrote: Fri Jan 03, 2020 8:21 am Wait until they hit their middle 50's.
Let the record show that I did NOT say this!

Re: Kids

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2020 12:47 pm
by pdub
Kids is a good album by The Midnight.

Re: Kids

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2020 12:53 pm
by Leawood
I think what 99 was saying is that women in their middle 50s have a renaissance in "that" way.

Re: Kids

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2020 1:38 pm
by ousdahl
Don’t get me wrong. I have a lot of respect for mothers, and am glad I don’t have to put up with that shit.

But, um, so at this, uh, thing that I do 5 days a week for economic gain but TDub says I’m not allowed to talk about, I share a space with a pregnant chick.

To put it as professionally as possible, she’s out of her fucking mind.

I can’t help but wonder, is she acting this way cuz she’s knocked up, or is she just using knocked up as an excuse for her shitty personality?

Re: Kids

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2020 2:38 pm
by Deleted User 89
ousdahl wrote: Fri Jan 03, 2020 8:13 am sooo pregnant chicks....yikes!
at least you know they put out

Re: Kids

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2020 11:22 pm
by TDub
ousdahl wrote: Fri Jan 03, 2020 1:38 pm Don’t get me wrong. I have a lot of respect for mothers, and am glad I don’t have to put up with that shit.

But, um, so at this, uh, thing that I do 5 days a week for economic gain but TDub says I’m not allowed to talk about, I share a space with a pregnant chick.

To put it as professionally as possible, she’s out of her fucking mind.

I can’t help but wonder, is she acting this way cuz she’s knocked up, or is she just using knocked up as an excuse for her shitty personality?
I dont care that you talk about work. I just think it's annoying that you complain about EVERYTHING in your life.

Re: Kids

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2020 11:23 pm
by TDub
pdub wrote: Fri Jan 03, 2020 12:47 pm Kids is a good album by The Midnight.
But an odd movie.

Re: Kids

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2020 11:24 pm
by TDub
TDub wrote: Fri Jan 03, 2020 11:22 pm
ousdahl wrote: Fri Jan 03, 2020 1:38 pm Don’t get me wrong. I have a lot of respect for mothers, and am glad I don’t have to put up with that shit.

But, um, so at this, uh, thing that I do 5 days a week for economic gain but TDub says I’m not allowed to talk about, I share a space with a pregnant chick.

To put it as professionally as possible, she’s out of her fucking mind.

I can’t help but wonder, is she acting this way cuz she’s knocked up, or is she just using knocked up as an excuse for her shitty personality?
I dont care that you talk about work. I just think it's annoying that you complain about EVERYTHING in your life.
And I get the irony of me complaining about your complaining. Just thought I'd clarify that it's not work that I was discouraging, since you brought it up.

Re: Kids

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 3:01 pm
by ousdahl
Wtf who said anything about work?

Bro the topic at hand is pregnant chicks.