Re: Sat Shack
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 7:52 am
Oh goddamnit.
I have a tree nut allergy.
If anyone needs me I’ll be at red lobster.
I have a tree nut allergy.
If anyone needs me I’ll be at red lobster.
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Re: Sat Shack
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 7:54 am
But for real, I always thought it would be cool to open a bar next to the bourgeoise pig in Lawrence, and call it the proletariat butcher. PBR tall boy and a shot of old crow $3 every day.
Re: Sat Shack
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 8:40 am
Do we get extra glasses to smell our own farts?
Re: Sat Shack
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 8:56 am
There’s going to be so much pussy in this place now. Me and The Beav are going to crush.
Re: Sat Shack
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 8:56 am
No farting allowed at The Sputnik.
Nor fart jokes.
Nor fart jokes.
Re: Sat Shack
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:00 am
We'll play acoustic covers from 2 to 6 and switch to Jazz after.
You'll need to try our truffle encrusted brussels with our house made balsamic vinaigrette ( be warned, there's a bit of a kick! ).
You'll need to try our truffle encrusted brussels with our house made balsamic vinaigrette ( be warned, there's a bit of a kick! ).
Re: Sat Shack
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:08 am
I'll make sure my Lyft driver has a Prius.
Re: Sat Shack
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 11:07 am
Now we're getting it.
Re: Sat Shack
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 11:47 am
Played for over 27 years, sometimes professionally. My amp is amazing.
Re: Sat Shack
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 12:19 pm
Sometimes professionally?
Like somebody put a 5er in your tip jar?
Like somebody put a 5er in your tip jar?
Re: Sat Shack
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 12:20 pm
Wait, has lobster been the Neil diamond cover guy all along?
Re: Sat Shack
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 12:23 pm
I was the "prodigy" at my school on guitar.
Re: Sat Shack
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 12:24 pm
that’s one word for it
others just call it “special”
others just call it “special”
Re: Sat Shack
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 12:26 pm
Definitely am not part of the herd. 
Re: Sat Shack
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 12:32 pm
We need to start a database to keep track of all of Lobby's lies. He starting to really challenge gutter for the king of making up bullshit stories to sound cool.
Re: Sat Shack
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 12:52 pm
Re: Sat Shack
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 12:56 pm
Re: Sat Shack
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 1:02 pm
We have a prodigy wine pourer working Friday and Saturday nights.
He has to wear our company vest but to be honest, he'd wear it even if we didn't force him.
He has to wear our company vest but to be honest, he'd wear it even if we didn't force him.
Re: Sat Shack
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 1:04 pm
is it a neon safety vest?
Re: Sat Shack
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 1:05 pm
No.
It's salmon velvet.
It's salmon velvet.