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Re: OFFICIAL OUSDAHL FINALLY GOT A TINDER THREAD
Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2024 3:54 pm
by Back2Lawrence
pdub wrote: ↑Mon Mar 18, 2024 1:36 pm
If he's complaining about his landlord's rent increasing can you imagine when he finds out the hourly rate for one of those professionals?
he probably gets the friends/family discount.
Re: OFFICIAL OUSDAHL FINALLY GOT A TINDER THREAD
Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2024 8:44 pm
by ousdahl
The dood forgot to pay the internet bill again btw.
I was excited to see this thread bumped, but then disappointed to see it go the direction of landlords, bummer. I mean come on you guys, we have a thread for that.
Apparently I’m still the only one around here getting any tits in my face.
*chubs up*
I didn’t even have to pay for it either!
Well, I sort of did…bought her dinner, then also sour beers at the brewery after. Just being a gentleman about it.
Re: OFFICIAL OUSDAHL FINALLY GOT A TINDER THREAD
Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2024 8:47 pm
by ousdahl
“The accidental threesome,” lol.
I wanna watch but with the internet still out it’s buffering on LTE.
But just for laughs can we come up with some storylines for that?!
“So there we were when then beaverfever comes home from work unexpectedly early and, next thing you know…”
Re: OFFICIAL OUSDAHL FINALLY GOT A TINDER THREAD
Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2024 8:54 pm
by TDub
the only thing that might be as bad as an iPa is sour beers.
breweries...ugh...why is everything have to be breweries now....killing the old taverns
(see Shirley, I can keep this up for days)
Re: OFFICIAL OUSDAHL FINALLY GOT A TINDER THREAD
Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2024 9:02 pm
by pdub
Sour beers are just not my thing.
I keep trying but it's just sticking.
Re: OFFICIAL OUSDAHL FINALLY GOT A TINDER THREAD
Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2024 9:09 pm
by ousdahl
Yea I’m not big on sours either but the bumble babes like them.
I got an Irish red. It was pretty good. But not as good as Boulevard’s.
Re: OFFICIAL OUSDAHL FINALLY GOT A TINDER THREAD
Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2024 8:46 pm
by ousdahl
omg just sitting on the couch minding my own bidness drinking a Coors lite getting ready to watch the game when the Beav comes home with the most annoying workplace hookup of all time.
He would get so pissed if I was tryna just hang out with some bumble babe during an Oregon State game. ESPECIALLY an Oregon State tournament game.
But not me.
Imma just get gushered and turn the teevee up and yell and scream and fan out so hard they go hang in his room.
That’s good fan and also good wingman.
Re: OFFICIAL OUSDAHL FINALLY GOT A TINDER THREAD
Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2024 10:12 pm
by Overlander
ousdahl wrote: ↑Thu Mar 21, 2024 8:46 pm
He would get so pissed if I was tryna just hang out with some bumble babe during an Oregon State game.
I think Beav is pretty safe on that one
Re: OFFICIAL OUSDAHL FINALLY GOT A TINDER THREAD
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 6:50 am
by DeletedUser
Overlander wrote: ↑Thu Mar 21, 2024 10:12 pm
ousdahl wrote: ↑Thu Mar 21, 2024 8:46 pm
He would get so pissed if I was tryna just hang out with some bumble babe during an Oregon State game.
I think Beav is pretty safe on that one
Re: OFFICIAL OUSDAHL FINALLY GOT A TINDER THREAD
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 8:36 am
by Shirley
DeletedUser wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2024 6:50 am
Overlander wrote: ↑Thu Mar 21, 2024 10:12 pm
ousdahl wrote: ↑Thu Mar 21, 2024 8:46 pm
He would get so pissed if I was tryna just hang out with some bumble babe during an Oregon State game.
I think Beav is pretty safe on that one
I'm sure Overlander only meant that in the sense that Oregon State didn't make it into the tournament.
Right?
Re: OFFICIAL OUSDAHL FINALLY GOT A TINDER THREAD
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 9:33 am
by TDub
Shirley wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2024 8:36 am
I'm sure Overlander only meant that in the sense that Oregon State didn't make it into the tournament.
Right?
totally.....
Re: OFFICIAL OUSDAHL FINALLY GOT A TINDER THREAD
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 11:44 am
by ousdahl
Beav’s dumb ass tried to serve her noodles with only butter on em but not even sauced when she wanted to be sauced.
And to think, I referred him to the Cooking Dinner For Her thread and everything…
Re: OFFICIAL OUSDAHL FINALLY GOT A TINDER THREAD
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 1:37 pm
by pdub
ousdahl wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2024 11:44 am
Beav’s dumb ass tried to serve her noodles with only butter on em but not even sauced when she wanted to be sauced.
Is this innuendo?
Saucing the noodle?
Re: OFFICIAL OUSDAHL FINALLY GOT A TINDER THREAD
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 1:51 pm
by ousdahl
Beav’s the most boring picky eater ever. Doesn’t like sauce on noodles.
I’m impressed he even made noodles, considering like half the time he only eats tree bark.
Anywho so meeting this bumble babe along the i70 corridor for lunch. Given the circumstances she straight up asked if I’m down for car sex.
Might just hit in the parking lot at Smokin’ Yards BBQ.
Re: OFFICIAL OUSDAHL FINALLY GOT A TINDER THREAD
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 1:52 pm
by ousdahl
Re: OFFICIAL OUSDAHL FINALLY GOT A TINDER THREAD
Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 2:13 pm
by jhawks99
Re: OFFICIAL OUSDAHL FINALLY GOT A TINDER THREAD
Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2024 9:04 am
by Overlander
ousdahl wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2024 1:51 pm
she straight up asked if I’m down for car sex.
Eewwwww
Re: OFFICIAL OUSDAHL FINALLY GOT A TINDER THREAD
Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2024 3:00 pm
by Shirley
Overlander wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2024 9:04 am
ousdahl wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2024 1:51 pm
she straight up asked if I’m down for car sex.
Eewwwww
^
Like a million other things that are totally subjective and might not be true for or apply to anyone else...
One of the more valuable lessons I learned very early into the ~ 10 years between my marriages was that, much to my infinite and total surprise, it was actually possible to be bored with an attractive naked woman. It saved me an immense amount of time not feeling the need to go to Westport with my male friends on Fri and Sat nights hoping to get laid, and it dovetailed nicely with my increasing awareness of and insight into infectious diseases, and inclination for quality* over quantity.
* "quality" in the sense of having taken the time to form some emotional attachment first.
Your experience may differ
Re: OFFICIAL OUSDAHL FINALLY GOT A TINDER THREAD
Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2024 8:20 am
by twocoach
Shirley wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2024 3:00 pm
Overlander wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2024 9:04 am
ousdahl wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2024 1:51 pm
she straight up asked if I’m down for car sex.
Eewwwww
^
Like a million other things that are totally subjective and might not be true for or apply to anyone else...
One of the more valuable lessons I learned very early into the ~ 10 years between my marriages was that, much to my infinite and total surprise, it was actually possible to be bored with an attractive naked woman. It saved me an immense amount of time not feeling the need to go to Westport with my male friends on Fri and Sat nights hoping to get laid, and it dovetailed nicely with my increasing awareness of and insight into infectious diseases, and inclination for quality* over quantity.
* "quality" in the sense of having taken the time to form some emotional attachment first.
Your experience may differ
Q needs to at the very least define "quality," in the sense of not having to take the time to hit the Emergicare for a round of antibiotics after the date.
Re: OFFICIAL OUSDAHL FINALLY GOT A TINDER THREAD
Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2024 8:34 am
by ousdahl
Emergicare?
In this economy?!
but I already spent all my discretionary income on the bbq and sour beers!
