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Re: Dumbfuck in charge

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 4:26 pm
by chiknbut
I have no doubt Lobster feels "there some truth" to the JFK Jr. rumors.

My question is, how do these people stay employed?

Re: Dumbfuck in charge

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 4:42 pm
by seahawk
Had this friend at KU who believed that JFK was alive and well and living under North Carolina--or so she said. She also claimed that once when she and a friend, Randy, went to the movies in Lawrence, the people at the concessions stand didn't like them, so they put clams in their Cokes instead of ice. She was so convincing that someone actually called Randy something like 8 years later and said, "When you went to the movies with Susan, did they really put clams in your Cokes?"

She seems to have one of those people who are just way before her time.

Re: Dumbfuck in charge

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 4:52 pm
by Shirley
Where's lobster when we need him?

'Cause I'd like to know if it was God, Hillary, Obama, &/or Soros who arranged for the earthquake to steal the news cycle from America's totally apolitical celebration of Donald Trump today?

Re: Dumbfuck in charge

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 5:20 pm
by Shirley
OK, lobster's off the hook:


Re: Dumbfuck in charge

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 6:57 pm
by dolomite
Wonder if Kapernick celebrated the fourth?

Re: Dumbfuck in charge

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 7:41 pm
by Shirley
Anyone have an update?

lobster?


Re: Dumbfuck in charge

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 9:42 pm
by Deleted User 62
dolomite wrote: Thu Jul 04, 2019 6:57 pm Wonder if Kapernick celebrated the fourth?
Probably.

Would that upset you more than if he hadn't?

Re: Dumbfuck in charge

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 11:01 pm
by Deleted User 266
dolomite wrote: Thu Jul 04, 2019 6:57 pm Wonder if Kapernick celebrated the fourth?
If you really spent more than a half a second wondering if Kaepernick celebrated the fourth......

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">“What have I, or those I represent, to do with your national independence? This Fourth of July is yours, not mine…There is not a nation on the earth guilty of practices more shocking and bloody than are the people of these United States at this very hour.”<br>- Frederick Douglass <a href="https://t.co/IWLujGCJHn">pic.twitter.co ... </p>&mdash; Colin Kaepernick (@Kaepernick7) <a href=" 4, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Re: Dumbfuck in charge

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 7:05 am
by Deleted User 266
"It ranned the ramparts! It took over the airports"!



https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/p ... ar-855742/

Re: Dumbfuck in charge

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 7:34 am
by seahawk
I think we need a separate thread with a contest for best quip about the speech.

Re: Dumbfuck in charge

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 8:45 am
by twocoach
dolomite wrote: Thu Jul 04, 2019 11:44 am Patriotism has many definitions, one of which is buying socks made in the U.S.A.,not China.
Well then you better not buy any products sold by Trump Inc.

Re: Dumbfuck in charge

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 9:09 am
by chiknbut
Feral wrote: Thu Jul 04, 2019 7:41 pm Anyone have an update?

lobster?

The guy in the background is all of us.

Re: Dumbfuck in charge

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 10:18 am
by Deleted User 141
twocoach wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2019 8:45 am
dolomite wrote: Thu Jul 04, 2019 11:44 am Patriotism has many definitions, one of which is buying socks made in the U.S.A.,not China.
Well then you better not buy any products sold by Trump Inc.
My favorite irony regarding the 4th. The millions of us that blew up fireworks of which most were likely manufactured in China.

Re: Dumbfuck in charge

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 11:03 am
by seahawk
Maybe Nike could update the Betsy Ross flag shoes with a photo of a jet in the middle of the circle of stars.

Re: Dumbfuck in charge

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 2:17 pm
by twocoach
So Trump blamed the airport mistake on faulty teleprompters but couldn't just leave it at that. He went on to try to give himself a compliment by bragging about how well he knew the speech so he was able to do the speech without the teleprompters.

So even a basic fool such as myself should realize that just means that the line about taking over the airports was in the speech and that either he is a moron or his speechwriter is a moron.

Oh, and all of that after bashing Obama and Clinton for using teleprompters. At least he spelled 'teleprompter' right in 1 of the 2 attempted putdowns he would later go on to replicate.

It's like this last 2 years have been a terribly written Simpson's episode.

Re: Dumbfuck in charge

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 2:52 pm
by twocoach
And to tie it up with a nice little bow, FoxNews out of nowhere has an interview with the author of a JFK Jr. biography hitting the shelves July 9th.

Re: Dumbfuck in charge

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 10:23 pm
by shindig
seahawk wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2019 7:34 am I think we need a separate thread with a contest for best quip about the speech.
And the rockets 🚀 orange glare
Shown off his weird hair
And gave proof through the night
That our airport was still there!

Re: Dumbfuck in charge

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2019 5:57 am
by seahawk
^^^^^^^

“One if by land, two if by Gate C.”

Re: Dumbfuck in charge

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2019 8:39 pm
by Geezer

Re: Dumbfuck in charge

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2019 9:32 pm
by Shirley
If only this were a surprise.

If the republican goal was to provide the world with the personification of the ugly American, you have to congratulate them, "mission accomplished"!

My fellow Americans, if you don't feel a sense of disgrace, you're the problem.