Another angle on the woman question

[Deleted User 62]

Fuck.

For the record I’ve since been tested, and don’t have cooties.

Ok, NOW it definitely sounds made up

[pdub]

I'm not gonna bang a woman that I know is married unless she's separated/in the process of a divorce.
If she's still living with the guy but looking for an outlet ( or inlet heyo ) then you're a shithead for fucking around ( literally ) with their marriage.
If you can't find another hookup besides a married woman then you need to up your game.

[ousdahl]

They were no longer living together at the time.

I didn’t know about the whole marriage thing until after the fact.

[Deleted User 62]

Dear Penthouse:...................

[HouseDivided]

She's a whore for doing that while still married; you're a degenerate for doing it after you found out she was still married.

[PhDhawk]

She's a whore for doing that while still married; you're a degenerate for doing it after you found out she was still married.

it didn't happen.

[ousdahl]

Come on you guys. If I was gonna make up a story I’d at least make it good.

Like, instead of my whoring degenerate ways, I’d say that every chick thought I was total boyfriend material, and I’ve even been going steady with one, and she’s a former supermodel with a great personality too, and who cares if she has a kid cuz trustee is a great stepson, and we’re all gonna live happily ever after, and no in no way am I a lonely single looser who still picks up chicks at dive bars but otherwise spends most nights alone crying myself to sleep.

Better?

[pdub]

I don't know if I ever told you guys but once I was talking ku basketball with tuby smith...

[ousdahl]

speaking of which, is it too late to email her to wish her kid a happy bday?

[MICHHAWK]

If she was the last woman on earth, then by all means continue to hit it. But she ain't, so don't.

If you continue to hit it, then you deserve whatever bad might come your way.

[PhDhawk]

he didn't hit it.

[Deleted User 62]

Come on you guys. If I was gonna make up a story I’d at least make it good.

Like, instead of my whoring degenerate ways, I’d say that every chick thought I was total boyfriend material, and I’ve even been going steady with one, and she’s a former supermodel with a great personality too, and who cares if she has a kid cuz trustee is a great stepson, and we’re all gonna live happily ever after, and no in no way am I a lonely single looser who still picks up chicks at dive bars but otherwise spends most nights alone crying myself to sleep.

Better?

Gutter already has a claim on that angle.

[pdub]

Ousdahl, you shoulda asked this question as the third question.

[pdub]

On a related note, do you think Lakeview ever hooked up with that girl he made alfredo for?
And if not, do you think he still makes alfredo?

[Deleted User 62]

On a related note, do you think Lakeview ever hooked up with that girl he made alfredo for?
And if not, do you think he still makes alfredo?

Damn, where does the time go?

Several of us told him how to make home made alfredo sauce. I bet he bought a jar, and the night went downhill from there.

[ousdahl]

The moral of the story is, next time just take her to Olive Garden.

[Deleted User 62]

The moral of the story is, next time just take her to Olive Garden.

They do seem to have better canned alfredo.

[pdub]

The moral of the story is, next time just take her to Olive Garden.

POTE.

[ChalkRocker]

I banged your mom.

[jfish26]

The moral of the story is, next time just take her to Olive Garden.

POTE.

Eon?
Epoch?
Era?