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Re: Colonoscopy
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2021 3:46 pm
by jhawks99
Seems pretty easy. Good hours, low stress, high pay.
Re: Colonoscopy
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2021 3:54 pm
by ousdahl
^^^
Plus, name one other medical career that lets you wear leather chaps and a gimp mask to work.
Re: Colonoscopy
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2021 4:07 pm
by Deleted User 89
where’s the gimp?
the gimp is sleeping
well then i guess you better go wake him up
Re: Colonoscopy
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2021 4:42 pm
by shindig
jhawks99 wrote: ↑Tue Jun 08, 2021 3:46 pm
Seems pretty easy. Good hours, low stress, high pay.
Very true. Not like a heart or brain surgeon (c'mon, it's not brain surgery, it's a rectum).
Re: Colonoscopy
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2021 4:50 pm
by ousdahl
rectum?
damn near killed em!
Re: Colonoscopy
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2021 5:09 pm
by Mjl
Wait... Some people get colonoscopies with local anesthesia? Yikes. I got general. While thing was nbd. Just drinking the gross stuff sucked, but in a first-world-problems kind of way.
Re: Colonoscopy
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2021 5:23 pm
by defixione
jhawks99 wrote: ↑Tue Jun 08, 2021 2:59 pm
shindig wrote: ↑Tue Jun 08, 2021 2:49 pm
Overlander wrote: ↑Tue Jun 08, 2021 2:03 pm
Hey doc, where do I put my pants?
Just toss them on that chair with mine.
.......slow fade to sleep
lol...damn, that's the sh$t (pun intended) that makes me nervous.
There were 3 or 4 people in the room when I had mine done. Not much of a worry.
You're going to be pleasantly doped up. Shit like that won't even cross your mind.
Re: Colonoscopy
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2021 12:36 pm
by shindig
Scheduled for July 16th...sigh. Got a month to mentally prepare. I have to be there at 6:30 am...oh my.
Re: Colonoscopy
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2021 12:50 pm
by jhawks99
6:30 am is a good thing. Get it done early in the day, eat breakfast and take a nap. And you don't have to sit around and think about it all day.
Re: Colonoscopy
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2021 2:17 pm
by shindig
jhawks99 wrote: ↑Wed Jun 16, 2021 12:50 pm
6:30 am is a good thing. Get it done early in the day, eat breakfast and take a nap. And you don't have to sit around and think about it all day.
True, but I have to take the final laxative between 11-12 pm. Don't see myself getting much sleep. I might just make it an all nighter.
Re: Colonoscopy
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2021 2:37 pm
by jhawks99
I've had two of these. Didn't sleep the night before either time.
Re: Colonoscopy
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2021 10:11 pm
by Sparko
I am against these. It restricts my freedom and they insert magnets in your butt to track your scat. The term lab leak originally had barium connotations.
Re: Colonoscopy
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2021 11:07 pm
by Mjl
shindig wrote: ↑Wed Jun 16, 2021 2:17 pm
jhawks99 wrote: ↑Wed Jun 16, 2021 12:50 pm
6:30 am is a good thing. Get it done early in the day, eat breakfast and take a nap. And you don't have to sit around and think about it all day.
True, but I have to take the final laxative between 11-12 pm. Don't see myself getting much sleep. I might just make it an all nighter.
Are you getting general or local anesthesia? If it's the former I wouldn't be too worried about lack of sleep.
Re: Colonoscopy
Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2021 8:06 am
by shindig
Mjl wrote: ↑Wed Jun 16, 2021 11:07 pm
shindig wrote: ↑Wed Jun 16, 2021 2:17 pm
jhawks99 wrote: ↑Wed Jun 16, 2021 12:50 pm
6:30 am is a good thing. Get it done early in the day, eat breakfast and take a nap. And you don't have to sit around and think about it all day.
True, but I have to take the final laxative between 11-12 pm. Don't see myself getting much sleep. I might just make it an all nighter.
Are you getting general or local anesthesia? If it's the former I wouldn't be too worried about lack of sleep.
I think general, but not sure the difference. It's probably been 20 years since I've had any type of surgery and I'm guessing that's general (completely knocks you out?).
Re: Colonoscopy
Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2021 8:13 am
by jhawks99
You getting this done at a hospital or clinic.
Here the hospital I went to used propofol and I was out just for the duration of the procedure. Then up and around with no lasting effects.
The first time I had it done was at a clinic. They called it conscious sedation. I was out for that but was told that I could respond to commands and questions. GOK what I said. I was wiped out for the rest of the day and took a lot of long naps. Missed a Jayhawks game in the process.
Re: Colonoscopy
Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2021 8:14 am
by ousdahl
bad fan
Re: Colonoscopy
Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2021 8:23 am
by pdub
It was a Jayhawks football game.
Re: Colonoscopy
Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2021 8:26 am
by jhawks99
No, it wasn't.
Re: Colonoscopy
Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2021 8:27 am
by ousdahl
pdub wrote: ↑Thu Jun 17, 2021 8:23 am
It was a Jayhawks football game.
When did the Jayhawks get a football team?
Re: Colonoscopy
Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2021 8:33 am
by shindig
jhawks99 wrote: ↑Thu Jun 17, 2021 8:13 am
You getting this done at a hospital or clinic.
Here the hospital I went to used propofol and I was out just for the duration of the procedure. Then up and around with no lasting effects.
The first time I had it done was at a clinic. They called it conscious sedation. I was out for that but was told that I could respond to commands and questions. GOK what I said. I was wiped out for the rest of the day and took a lot of long naps. Missed a Jayhawks game in the process.
At Mid-America Surgery Institute, I think around 119th and Nall.
And yes, I'm taking the entire day off.