Kansas Crimson

Not everyone on here needs to lie.

My current amp (considering the possibility of trading or selling it for something else):


My favorite axe:


Just for Cassy:

Haha. Good april fools pdub! This place has always been a whine bar as much as oussie is here. Now get me a bucket.

Yea, who am I kidding?
Fuck wine.
Also my favorite axe is way better than that piece of shit.

No way lobster’s pics are really his. If they were he woulda put them in the guitar thread, not just start bragging about them at the sat shack after too much rosé.

Lies!

Anywho, here’s a pic of me playing my favorite axe on stage next to my band mate Jables.

Honest!

There's a guitar thread??

Sure is.


It’s also a good thread for love advice...

ousdahl wrote: ↑Thu Apr 01, 2021 1:58 pm No way lobster’s pics are really his. If they were he woulda put them in the guitar thread, not just start bragging about them at the sat shack after too much rosé.

Lies!

Anywho, here’s a pic of me playing my favorite axe on stage next to my band mate Jables.

Honest!

i didn’t know you lost weight

Yeah, been doing a lot of cock push-ups.

Truthfully though, I wish I would have started on piano instead of guitar back when I was a child. Piano is just so much more beneficial if you're wanting to pursue music. Guitar is fun, but piano just has a lot of benefits you won't get from guitar.

ousdahl wrote: ↑Thu Apr 01, 2021 2:19 pm Yeah, been doing a lot of cock push-ups.

One is all you really need.

Work on your powerslide.

#1 way to be sure someone isn't a "prodigy"?



When they tell you they are a prodigy.

I wasn't really a prodigy, but that was what people referred to me as. I was one of the best guitar players in my town, but once I stepped out of the small pond, it was obvious there were a lot of people who could do what I could do. Some of you take my jokes way too seriously.

I thought The Prodigy was more electronic music?

They were. Whatever happened to them? Never was a big fan of their sound.

i think there is some confusion about the meanings and usage of the words “joke” and “lie”

Nah, a joke is when he gets caught in a lie.

ahhh...is that how it works?

Well, the 15-year-old did leave in embarrassment, so "mission accomplished".

pdub wrote: ↑Thu Apr 01, 2021 1:19 pm Yea, who am I kidding?
Fuck wine.
Also my favorite axe is way better than that piece of shit.

that rug really ties the room together

What tied the room together, Dude?