Kansas Crimson

Statie gone loose

"You just hate to see it"

Put EMAW out of its mizzori!

Thank you Jesus

RainbowsandUnicorns wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2024 7:27 pm

Shirley wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2024 6:53 pm You called the Florida vs LSU game, Gutter.

Won $2.33 on the game.
I feel Brian Kelly is the Gutter of NCAA Football coaches.

Had a 4 team teaser.
Tex -6.5
Pit +18.5
CU -6.5
ND -13.5
Won $7.14

Teased VA up to +27.5
Won $0.94

I have
Oregon -2.5
Tenn +18.5
USC -6.5
BSU -6.5 (not looking good early)

I have
KU money line

Perfect example of how I can love and hate something at the same time. This story......

I sound like a broken record.
I want OR vs ND or Bama in the Rose.
I am kind of expecting tOSU vs BYU, or IND, or PSU
I do not want BSU vs BYU, or IND, or PSU

Worthless predictions.....
UNLV at SJSU +7.5 (UNLV by 4)
IND at tOSU -13.5 (tOSU by 14)
WAKE +24 at MIA (MIA by 20)
OLE MISS at FLA +10.5 (Ole MISS by 7)
SMU at VA +10 (SMU by 8)
ILL -1 at RUTG (ILL by 7)
UMASS +42 at GA (GA by 41)
UTEP +41.5 at TENN (TENN by 41)
KENTKY +20.5 at TEX (TEX by 20)
PSU at MINN +11.5 (PSU by 7)
BYU at ASU -3 (ASU by 4)
CU -3 at KU (CU by 8)
CITADEL +50.5 at CLEM (CLEM by 42)
WOFF +42.5 at S.CAR (S.CAR by 41)
MIZZOU -7.5 at MISS ST (MIZZOU by 15)
ARMY +14.5 at ND (ND by 14)
BSU -23 at WYO (BSU by 24)
BAMA at OKL +13.5 (BAMA by 11)
A&M -2.5 at AUB (A&M by 8)
ISU -7.5 at Utah (ISU by 8)
NU at MICH -10.5 (MICH by 17)

Barstool Portnoy buys his 5 star Michigan quarterback.

pdub wrote: ↑Fri Nov 22, 2024 7:56 am Barstool Portnoy buys his 5 star Michigan quarterback.

Yep.

This was a nice ego booster for Portnoy back in the day......

pdub wrote: ↑Fri Nov 22, 2024 7:56 am Barstool Portnoy buys his 5 star Michigan quarterback.

Trash. Awful. Obnoxious.

calling that qb kid a "recruit" is rich.

Well, yea, now he is rich.

RainbowsandUnicorns wrote: ↑Fri Nov 22, 2024 12:29 pm

pdub wrote: ↑Fri Nov 22, 2024 7:56 am Barstool Portnoy buys his 5 star Michigan quarterback.

1. "We don't do 4 stars at Michigan, we do 5 stars". Can he name a 5 star other than Underwood? Or did he just mean we do 5 star QBs?
2023 Michigan called. McCarthy (and Corum) were 4 star guys. They won a championship and neither McCarthy nor Corum got paid 10 million (or whatever Underwood is getting paid by Portnoy and Larry Ellison and others) to come to UM.
2. "We do National Champions"? What does that even mean? Underwood hasn't won a national championship in High School. Heck, his team got handled by Catholic Central this season. His team lost to Southfield Arts and Tech last season.
3. Michigan is losing their top 2 RBs. UM doesn't have any great WRs. I don't know who is transferring to UM but if Underwood doesn't have any skill players playing alongside him, he's not going to be very successful. From what little I know, UM has maybe one or two top 100,150,200 class of 2025 skill players coming in.

Fuck Portnoy. Fuck Blew - and their current 5-5 record.
All but zero chance Northwestern beats them today but I would love to see a sub .500 Blew team get shut out of a Bowl game.

I decided to be a snide asshole college football fan today. I know, what do I mean "today"?
Anyway/s, I'm going to start with this one......
Hey Hoosiers - Do your husbands play too?
Looks like you are who I thought you are - Frauds.

RainbowsandUnicorns wrote: ↑Sat Nov 23, 2024 1:05 pm I decided to be a snide asshole college football fan today. I know, what do I mean "today"?
Anyway/s, I'm going to start with this one......
Hey Hoosiers - Do your husbands play too?
Looks like you are who I thought you are - Frauds.

Sounds like you might have lost $ on the game, Gutter. Sorry about that.

On the bright side, at least Indy lost quickly, so our game will be broadcast from the beginning!

Shirley wrote: ↑Sat Nov 23, 2024 2:26 pm

RainbowsandUnicorns wrote: ↑Sat Nov 23, 2024 1:05 pm I decided to be a snide asshole college football fan today. I know, what do I mean "today"?
Anyway/s, I'm going to start with this one......
Hey Hoosiers - Do your husbands play too?
Looks like you are who I thought you are - Frauds.

Sounds like you might have lost $ on the game, Gutter. Sorry about that.

On the bright side, at least Indy lost quickly, so our game will be broadcast from the beginning!

Nope. Made a tiny bit of money on the game.
Doing well this week - so far. Also made some money on the ponies.
That being said, I am fully expecting to get GUTTERED throughout the day.

snide asshole comment #2 of the day.....
Hey Ole Miss - Do your husbands play too?
The CFP just called - Said, SEE YA.
Florida doing a nice job of playing the spoiler role the past 2 weeks.
NOT SO FAST MY FRIEND. Game isn't over.
* EDIT - NOW it is over. Sorry Action Jaxson Dart. You can go home now. Thanks for playing.

snide asshole comment #3 of the day.....
Suck it Buffs!

snide asshole comment #4 of the day.....
Hey Gutter - You're an idiot. NEVER bet against KU. Cost you a 7 teamer and you got GUTTERED because of it.

NOT snide asshole comment #5 of the day but an observation.....
Preseason SMU and ASU were nowhere to be found in the top 25. Both teams very well may be in the CFP.
Preseason FSU was in the top 10. They are 2-9. Beat Cal by 5. Beat now 1-11 Charleston Southern by 34.

Oklahoma leading 'Bama 10 to 3 at the half.

Yay!

I guess?
I don’t care about OU.