Kansas Crimson

When I hear Oliver I think either that obnoxious kid from the Brady Bunch or Oliver Douglas from Green Acres.

Oliver Twist

but i don’t want some more...

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CF-n1oshxv0/?

Eddie Van Halen died?!

I had a surgical procedure last week. My mother had one yesterday. I am having another one today. I need to have another one in early November.
2020 has been a really enjoyable year!

be well, gutter

What Traddie said. Best to you and your Mom.

Thank you Trad and 99!
I survived the eye surgery today. Actually, it was eye lid surgery. Not pleasant but not terrible. I look like Mike Tyson punched me but hey, with my ugly face it's probably an improvement.

just be glad he didn’t bite your ear

So the Proud Boys changed their name!
Make sure you read the replies.

That can't be true.

You're right. It's not true. At least it's not to the best of my knowledge. It's still funny.

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2020/10/as ... ather-men/

It is funny.

It is funny.

is it funny?

It is. Not sure how that happened. Dammit pdub.

Grandma wrote: ↑Wed Oct 07, 2020 3:41 pm Thank you Trad and 99!
I survived the eye surgery today. Actually, it was eye lid surgery. Not pleasant but not terrible. I look like Mike Tyson punched me but hey, with my ugly face it's probably an improvement.

The ol’ Rodney Dangerfield, eh?

I asked my doctor for a vasectomy, and he replied, with a face like that you don’t need one!

I once saw a Rodney show in person. Best jokes were probably about his wife.
One joke he asked - "Any Black people in the audience tonight"? Someone (who is/was Black) yelled back "YES". Rodney said, "What, no basketball games tonight"? I busted up laughing. It really wasn't the least bit funny. I was high as kite and as drunk as a skunk. He could have said "apple" and I probably would have laughed.

My wife said, “quit talking to me so depressing”...I was asking her for sex.

When we were dating she’d always say, you can’t talk about sex until we’re married.

Now that we’re married she says, oh sure you can talk about sex all you want!