Life of grandma in a nutshell....
On the elevator in my building. A few of us and we stop on a floor. Doors partially but not completely open. I tell the people it’s not unusual for it to happen on this particular elevator.
Someone says they “just moved in” and asks me how long I have lived in the building. I say 12 years. A very attractive woman (as attractive as can be with a mask on) asks me if she can ask me a question. Of course - I tell her she can. It was building related. We get down to the ground floor and continue our conversation. She without prompting says - let me give you my number—and she does. She tells me her name is Meaghan and it’s nice to meet me. We both walk outside and are still talking. She lights up a cigarette (not a deal breaker for me). She then says, “my fiancé is an attorney”. WHAT?!?!
Dumb me (who is usually pretty observant) hadn’t looked at her hand before and noticed the ring on her finger.
Bummer!
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2020 12:41 pm
by Leawood
Dear Penthouse Forum . . .
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2020 12:58 pm
by jhawks99
Break up with her
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2020 1:05 pm
by ousdahl
Sometimes it’s extra fun to imagine gutter’s stories with the subject not being gutter, but being an elderly little old grandma
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2020 1:08 pm
by ousdahl
Lol I did a google image search for kansas crimson grandma and this came up:
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2020 8:38 am
by Deleted User 289
Probably should be posting this on the Kicks thread but figure it will get more views on here.
Some women wear mens sneakers. Far less men wear womens sneakers.
I am having a bit of a dilemma and can use some advice. I am confident I am going to get a harsh response or two but I can deal with it. I fully admit there are a pair of WOMENS Jordans that are coming out soon that I am considering buying - and would possibly/probably wear on occasion.
These are actually mens sneakers.
These are actually womens sneakers.
I own several mens shoes that most would probably assume are womens shoes.
For example.....
and
Point of my sharing all that is to show/explain that sometimes dude shoes are feminine and sometimes chick shoes are masculine.
These are the shoes I am considering buying.
Soooooo.........
I'm not asking you if YOU would wear them. I'm asking ALL things considered in this post - should I buy them for ME - or not?
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2020 8:56 am
by TDub
Concords are hard to find. I never wrsr sneakers anymore but i do like the 11s.. and 13s.
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2020 10:06 am
by ousdahl
These ones are sweet:
They just scream, let’s hang in the lot outside a Dead show with a case of PBRs and trade them with the wooks for grilled cheeses and drugs
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2020 8:38 pm
by Deleted User 289
Dave Chappelle hosting SNL tonight. Looking forward to his monologue - and the rest of the show.
Might be the first time I will watch the show in its entirety in years.
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2020 8:17 am
by Deleted User 289
Sooooo. Did anyone watch SNL last night?
Easily one of the most controversial monologues and complete shows in the history of SNL.
Got VERY dark and serious at times - when most people feel it's supposed to be a comedy show.
Of course I realize how politically one sided it's become but that was some strange shit last night. Really strange.
This video will probably be removed pretty soon. Hopefully you can view it before it does.
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2020 9:11 am
by Deleted User 289
Just realized something. I rewatched the Foo Fighters performance of the song Shame.
I was looking at the back up singers and the heavier one (don't know how else to differentiate the two) looked familiar.
Yep, it's someone I have met and had drinks with. I didn't drink but a few of us went out - her best friend was a former co-worker of mine.
Her name is Sarah Wells. I had no idea she sang let alone backup vocals for the Foo Fighters.
Small world.
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2020 9:12 am
by Deleted User 89
i thought Chappelle was fantastic
Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2020 9:26 am
by ousdahl
Grandma wrote: ↑Sun Nov 08, 2020 9:11 am
Just realized something. I rewatched the Foo Fighters performance of the song Shame.
I was looking at the back up singers and the heavier one (don't know how else to differentiate the two) looked familiar.
Yep, it's someone I have met and had drinks with. I didn't drink but a few of us went out - her best friend was a former co-worker of mine.
Her name is Sarah Wells. I had no idea she sang let alone backup vocals for the Foo Fighters.
Small world.
Grandma wrote: ↑Sun Nov 08, 2020 9:11 am
Just realized something. I rewatched the Foo Fighters performance of the song Shame.
I was looking at the back up singers and the heavier one (don't know how else to differentiate the two) looked familiar.
Yep, it's someone I have met and had drinks with. I didn't drink but a few of us went out - her best friend was a former co-worker of mine.
Her name is Sarah Wells. I had no idea she sang let alone backup vocals for the Foo Fighters.
Small world.
Blurry cell phone pics or it didn’t happen
I didn't take nor have photos but this is the two of them.....
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Re: Totally random thread
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2020 10:13 am
by ousdahl
Man, that Instagram filter kinda makes Dave Grohl look like a girl