The Travel Thread

[jhawks99]

Ignore him and get shitfaced. Then hit on your young lady friend.

[Deleted User 62]

But...there are a whole host of things in academia that my professional wife likes to make fun of me for.

Sharing hotel rooms is one.

Poster presentations is another one. She likes to make fun of the fact that you often present your work in a manner similar to a middle school science fair.

fuck posters
i'm giving an oral presentation

Don't forget to cup the balls...

[Deleted User 89]

stroke the shaft, swallow the gravy...

[Mjl]

Ignore him and get shitfaced. Then hit on your young lady friend.

This

[ousdahl]

I’m not sweating the gm, but come on you guys.

Where’s the fun in Jerry hitting on Elaine? That is so last week’s episode.

Currently trying to get her to wingman me for this spicy waitress at the pizza joint we went for dinner.

If all goes well I may just live blog it on the satellite bored.

[ousdahl]

But...there are a whole host of things in academia that my professional wife likes to make fun of me for.

Sharing hotel rooms is one.

Poster presentations is another one. She likes to make fun of the fact that you often present your work in a manner similar to a middle school science fair.

fuck posters

did it once...never again. if i'm going to the work to put a poster together, i'm giving an oral presentation

All this talk about posters makes me miss hawklin...and black lights...and psychedelics....

[Mjl]

So... Did ya hit it?

[Cascadia]

Boarding a flight to Phoenix for a 3 day bachelor party. House is 5 acres and 10,000 square feet with 3 total buildings. 22 people.

Starting off with a bang! Rando, annoying fatty in the middle seat

[NewtonHawk11]

Boarding a flight to Phoenix for a 3 day bachelor party. House is 5 acres and 10,000 square feet with 3 total buildings. 22 people.

Starting off with a bang! Rando, annoying fatty in the middle seat

This is where I'm thankful for family boarding. Heading to California in a month. Family boarding will be our life saver. Have time to figure out where we'll sit and how we get it to where we don't have any random people next to us. Will be 6 of us plus a baby, so will have 2 rows occupied just fine.

[Cascadia]

Now she’s hacking up a lung to the point that she’s crying.

Bring on the booze!

[Cascadia]

Good news! She has a cure for the coughs. TWO king size bags of skittles

[Deleted User 89]

you should ask her if skittles are a little-known cure for a cough

[Cascadia]

I’m more interested in seeing if she wants to meet up with ousdahl. Going out on a limb here but I’m pretty sure she’s single

[Cascadia]

Another update.

Two bottles of wine and two cans of pringles up next.

It’s 10:00am by the way

[PhDhawk]

2 cans of pringles?

That's more pringles than I've had this decade.

[Cascadia]

Both bottles of wine are empty, still a half can of pringles left

[ousdahl]

I’ve seen my share of beer guts and muffin tops, but I’ve still never banged a fatty.

[Shirley]

Now she’s hacking up a lung to the point that she’s crying.

Bring on the booze!

Her cough sounds like mine did the last time I had Ebola.

[ousdahl]

Ruh roh!

I just pissed off my traveling companion.

We were talking about how other coworkers were slackers and should have been fired, when I brought up that stretch last fall when she decided she was leaving and spent several weeks proudly trying to see how much she could get away with not doing.

Oops my bad!

I mean who cares at this point? Besides, it’s not like it mattered. She didn’t get fired, and ended up getting a promotion out of it anyway. #professionalism

Anywho, so I’m on my own for the afternoon. Can’t decide whether to try and fish or just start drinking.

[jhawks99]

Both