OFFICIAL OUSDAHL FINALLY GOT A TINDER THREAD

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

We don’t know that.

What don't we know? What we do know is that people break up and die.

[ousdahl]

Yea, dating is hard. Relationships are too.

We seem to be in some good place with it, I guess. Maybe she’s getting all sorts of other D I don’t know about. On one hand I wouldn’t blame her. But on the other it’d be nice to be on the same page.

I don’t think she is tho, cuz she doesn’t seem keen on polyamory. She also seems burned out on all the other tools on the apps, and the “bumble boys who say they’re progressive, but actually…”

(Pols boredy, but she even says she finds my RaDiCaLiZeD!!!! views to actually be a refreshing change of perspective.)

[Shirley]

Yea, dating is hard. Relationships are too.

We seem to be in some good place with it, I guess. Maybe she’s getting all sorts of other D I don’t know about. On one hand I wouldn’t blame her. But on the other it’d be nice to be on the same page.

I don’t think she is tho, cuz she doesn’t seem keen on polyamory. She also seems burned out on all the other tools on the apps, and the “bumble boys who say they’re progressive, but actually…”

(Pols boredy, but she even says she finds my RaDiCaLiZeD!!!! views to actually be a refreshing change of perspective.)

Break up with her

[ousdahl]

I guess that puts Shirley squarely in the “bumble boys who say they’re progressive, but actually…” crowd then huh

[pdub]

We don’t know that.

What don't we know? What we do know is that people break up and die.

We have no idea what happens after death.
You aren't dead that I know of.
I am not dead that I know of.

[ousdahl]

“There is no spoon”

[TDub]

We don’t know that.

What don't we know? What we do know is that people break up and die.

We have no idea what happens after death.
You aren't dead that I know of.
I am not dead that I know of.

no, but we could've died a thousand times before. Who knows

[pdub]

What don't we know? What we do know is that people break up and die.

We have no idea what happens after death.
You aren't dead that I know of.
I am not dead that I know of.

no, but we could've died a thousand times before. Who knows

Right.

[japhy]

Yea, dating is hard. Relationships are too.

We seem to be in some good place with it, I guess. Maybe she’s getting all sorts of other D I don’t know about. On one hand I wouldn’t blame her. But on the other it’d be nice to be on the same page.

I don’t think she is tho, cuz she doesn’t seem keen on polyamory. She also seems burned out on all the other tools on the apps, and the “bumble boys who say they’re progressive, but actually…”

(Pols boredy, but she even says she finds my RaDiCaLiZeD!!!! views to actually be a refreshing change of perspective.)

Don't listen to Shirley.

What the hell does she know about the trials and tribulations of a long term committed relationship or having the fortitude to go down with that ship.

I believe in you two Che-sdahl.

You should become domestic partners, have some kids maybe if that suits you. Maybe buy a trailer in Parshall and grow organic produce in the yard. You seem to have adulting figured out. Go forth and prosper and change the world by infusing it with your incandescent vision!

[Back2Lawrence]

I don’t think she is tho, cuz she doesn’t seem keen on polyamory.

does this mean she's not a whore? (female)

[Shirley]

Yea, dating is hard. Relationships are too.

We seem to be in some good place with it, I guess. Maybe she’s getting all sorts of other D I don’t know about. On one hand I wouldn’t blame her. But on the other it’d be nice to be on the same page.

I don’t think she is tho, cuz she doesn’t seem keen on polyamory. She also seems burned out on all the other tools on the apps, and the “bumble boys who say they’re progressive, but actually…”

(Pols boredy, but she even says she finds my RaDiCaLiZeD!!!! views to actually be a refreshing change of perspective.)

Don't listen to Shirley.

What the hell does she know about the trials and tribulations of a long term committed relationship or having the fortitude to go down with that ship.

I believe in you two Che-sdahl.

You should become domestic partners, have some kids maybe if that suits you. Maybe buy a trailer in Parshall and grow organic produce in the yard. You seem to have adulting figured out. Go forth and prosper and change the world by infusing it with your incandescent vision!

japhy's right, don't listen to me.

But in my defense, I wasn't aware you had "adulting" figured out, Ous.

But that being the case, maybe your calling is to take that adulting stuff, put it in a bottle, and sell it?

For a cut, I'll endorse it and you can put my likeness on the bottle.

Ous's problems solved!


People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.

Joan Rivers

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

We don’t know that.

What don't we know? What we do know is that people break up and die.

We have no idea what happens after death.
You aren't dead that I know of.
I am not dead that I know of.

Excellent point/s. It might be valid argument that when someone dies, you can still have a relationship with that person. It's obviously a different relationship but can still be a relationship.
P.S. I believe when we die and are buried we are nothing more than decayed worm, insect, and rodent, food. I don't need/want an after life. No matter how good or bad it may be.
If we are reunited with our loved ones - great. For a few days. Then I might say/ask, "I have to go through a whole bunch of shit AGAIN? No thanks".

[Overlander]

I believe that our earthly body is sent to decay.
I also believe that our “soul” moves on to the next vessel.

[ousdahl]

I'm open to the idea of a "soul" and it moving on.

but I hesitate to say I believe in it, like it's something we can accept or state as true.

and go figure the tinder thread gets deep

[DCHawk1]

Yea, dating is hard. Relationships are too.

We seem to be in some good place with it, I guess. Maybe she’s getting all sorts of other D I don’t know about. On one hand I wouldn’t blame her. But on the other it’d be nice to be on the same page.

I don’t think she is tho, cuz she doesn’t seem keen on polyamory. She also seems burned out on all the other tools on the apps, and the “bumble boys who say they’re progressive, but actually…”

(Pols boredy, but she even says she finds my RaDiCaLiZeD!!!! views to actually be a refreshing change of perspective.)

Break up with her

What is wrong with you?

Getting her to stay with Ousie is important.

It's the same thing as shitting in the corner of a room full of cockroaches.

You want to bunch them, so you know where they are.

[ousdahl]

POTD...and to think I almost gave it to randy.

besides, if she stays with, maybe she can be my sugar mamma, and we can crash in one of those sweet yurts at the Frontier Drive Inn from now on, instead of ending up on Japhy's couch again.

I mean, the last thing I'd wanna do is stain Big Blue!

[Overlander]

POTD...and to think I almost gave it to randy.

besides, if she stays with, maybe she can be my sugar mamma, and we can crash in one of those sweet yurts at the Frontier Drive Inn from now on, instead of ending up on Japhy's couch again.

I mean, the last thing I'd wanna do is stain Big Blue!

Shoot for the Quonset huts.

[ousdahl]

Well shit.

Went over to the lady’s place for the night.

I’m sound asleep when I hear a crack and a thump and a shriek.

Jump outta bed to find homegirl on the floor. She got up to go to the bathroom, fell and knocked her noggin. There’s a good dent in the corner of the wall, a big gash on her head, and blood everywhere.

Long story short, here I am live blogging the emergency room.

I don’t care what you guys say. I’m the best fucking tinder date of all time.

Anywho so how’s your weekend going so far?

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

Good story. Now tell us the truth. Bitch defended Israel and you cracked her skull?
Being serious, you sure as shit better hope she doesn't have amnesia and accuse you of abuse.
Story will be better when you tell us the po po came a knockin' on your door.

[DeletedUser]

Good story.

That's generous.