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oh god damnit.

would someone else please chime in?

Do I deserve to be accused of sexual assault or is Illy just being a little shithead again?

I'm being a shit head.


It was creepy, but not sexual assault.

It was also well executed and clever.

You're a terrible person ousey.

Clearly, she thought you were gay from the beginning.

ugh, sexual assault is something I take very seriously, so even joking about it makes me uncomfortable.

to add context, it wasn't a first date. we've hung out a couple other times, and last time we got naked but just didn't bang, pretty much like this time. I respect that and am cool with it too. I didn't bring that much up cuz I didn't mean for the story to come across as a conquest. Besides, just getting naked but not banging is the kind of weak shit that'll make plano accuse me of being gay.

I only shared the story cuz I thought it was funny. She laughed about it too, and wants to hang again.

now for the love of gaia, will somebody get this thread back on topic?

now I swear this is a totally random question, but:

has anyone ever taken any like community college drawing classes?

Mrs 99 was an art major when we met. I did not pose for her.

BTW, today is our 33rd anniversary.

w/o pics, this is bullshit

jhawks99 wrote: ↑Fri Dec 14, 2018 1:16 pm You're a terrible person ousey.

says the guy in the robe sipping champagne and watching me through a two way mirror.

jk but for real I hope you don't think I'm terrible. At least, too terrible. Maybe a little terrible.

but for real happy anniversary!

jhawks99 wrote: ↑Fri Dec 14, 2018 1:49 pm Mrs 99 was an art major when we met. I did not pose for her.

BTW, today is our 33rd anniversary.

Happy Anniversary. I guess that makes her around 47?

ousdahl wrote: ↑Fri Dec 14, 2018 1:57 pm

jhawks99 wrote: ↑Fri Dec 14, 2018 1:16 pm You're a terrible person ousey.

says the guy in the robe sipping champagne and watching me through a two way mirror.

jk but for real I hope you don't think I'm terrible. At least, too terrible. Maybe a little terrible.

but for real happy anniversary!

It's a smocking jacket.
I actually think you're a good person. I just had to pile on. Sounds like you two get along well together.
One word of advice, don't go all gutter.

Just got back from the grocery store. There's a guy in front of me is about 20 years old or so, wearing a Syracuse shirt. Dude is scratching his butthole, like really diggin in there. When he's done, yeah, sniffed his fingers.

Probably looking for his car keys.

Syracuse lost to Old Dominion today.

Oh sorry, that's college basketball, no one on this message board would be interested in that.

On to the next one.

Zags at UNC ain’t bad.

It ain’t good, either. Heels been up all game.

ousdahl wrote: ↑Sat Dec 15, 2018 7:17 pm Zags at UNC ain’t bad.

It ain’t good, either. Heels been up all game.

Wrong bored.